The kids are all into role play, I scan the internet porno sites, or have been the last day, after spending years desensitized and against porn, because it is the devils work and ultra mainstream – which makes it boring and lame and not as shocking as it was. Housewives and kids are jerking off […]

It is Memorial Day weekend, why the hell are you on the computer, even if you’re not in the USA, it is the weekend, why the hell are you on the computer. I get that you’re likely a loser, you likely don’t have a job and if you do it’s shit shift work, probably the […]

There is always something inspiring about old crazy homeless looking ladies who scream at nothing on the streets…things like “fuck you dad….” or “fuck you, I don’t care what you think of me” with their toothless, rotten face, crossed eyed grins….knowing that they’ve seen some shit…been paid to do some shit…yet still fucking surviving, managing […]

They did a study and it turns out 50 percent of women don’t realize they have a Pee hole an egg hole and a shit hole and by they, I mean I did a study by asking as many girls as I could in the park, most of whom were elderly ladies, whether they knew […]

Fuck the shape of water…what’s the shape of your anus…that’s the question of the night…most girls will say round, but do they MEAN it…is it really round…or do they just want to believe it’s round….MAYBE they need to take a mirror and spread their ass to selfie it for me to confirm the shape of […]

I’ve been a pervert for as long as I can remember. I remember asking girls my age pervert questions for as long as I can remember. Like how big their bush was, if they shaved it, what color pubic hair was, what their bra size was, how big their nipples were, what color their nipples […]

Sometimes I think of brilliant things to say about random shit I’ve seen on my adventures around the internet, social media, or if I leave the house, and today I was fucking inspired, but got distracted and now you’re stuck with this….sucks to be you…but I guess it really just sucks to be me…in a […]

People don’t like my theory that it takes two people to get sexually assaulted, because they think of the little kids who are assaulted by sick fucking people, or innocent women walking home from work, you know just trying to live their life… They don’t realize that I am referencing the celebrities and instagram models […]

I always find it funny “Expectation vs Reality” is when it comes to banging a girl up the ass..always so hot in theory, even hot in memory, but when doing it, it’s so cautious to avoid shit dick… It’s one of those things that originally grossed me out as a teen, you know first discovering […]

The biggest annoyance about this hook up culture – all these horrible people fucking each other on social media or tinder…is that AIDS is no longer a death sentence and all they seem to get is Chlamydia but that doesn’t kill you….so we are stuck seeing the damn instagram posts….where is the government to create […]