Remember – the weekend is for fucking fat chicks…because they are easy…but more importantly because you’re disgusting…and that’s more than you deserve…you chronic masturbating asshole… To See the Rest of the StepLINKS open your fucking eyes fool… Nicole Kidman Looking Hot and Hard Nippled CLICK HERE Beyonce Announces Her Kids and their Names…. CLICK HERE […]

My wife always gets mad at me when I tell her about the girls I try to fuck on tinder, or that I end up staring at inappropriately at the grocery store because they are wearing really short shorts that reveal their assholes, or really tight pants that reveal how much of their clit sticks […]

The biggest attack on America that has happened to me today, the day before your glorious Fourth of July, is when at least three girls I ask for nudes, tell me they will send me nudes, with at least one featuring two vaginas in one frame because she’s at a cottage weekend getaway and feeling […]

It’s a long weekend, so what better way to spend it than to adopt a 16 year old asian girl to groom into becoming your child bride…when she turns 18 obviously, otherwise it’s just creepy….we call it doing the Woody Allen… Or you could watch fireworks in a Walmart Parking lot, trying to get the […]

Now more than ever, Rape jokes are important to make…because we live in an era where rape jokes are frowned upon and if said to the wrong person can get you beat, or arrested for assault or some shit, and really…we need to band together… What I’ve realized is if you make rape / murder […]

You know it’s hard to deny that the world is a dark and terrible place when the girl you sext goes off and shaves her pussy bald…when you’ve told her over and over again how BUSH is all you want, need or care about….and that bald pussy is what those monstrous Kardashians with their face […]

There comes a time in every sexting relationship, you know the girls you’ve never met but who send you pussy pics, masturbation videos and who tell you they want you to cum in their ass and other equally sweet things, when the girl you sext starts telling you her personal problems….about her relationship, marriage, job […]

Whenever I order coffee from anywhere, I am convinced that at one point in time at least one employee, but maybe a group of employees definitely pissed or even shat in it…and when the girl serving me a is a cute young slut – on some college job I dig it..because girls peeing is awesome…I […]

It’ s a long weekend here, but thanks to it being canada, it’s fucking freezing and I couldn’t creep on college girls who haven’t figure out how to get out of town because the sugar daddies have to spend the weekend with the family… I didn’t see one bikini, or even tight pants, nothing…but the […]