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2018

03

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

The sad thing about the YOUTUBE shooting – is that they didn’t shoot any YOUTUBER trash that make millions of dollars a year to be idiots on their stupid fucking ad filled platform… Right? The sad thing about my life – is that I am not a YOUTUBER trash that makes millions of dollars a […]

2018

27

Feb

stepLINKS of the DAy

Porn is so accessble…..and it’s making the world really fucking weird… I remember when we’d have to watch porn as a group of dudes after someone stole a video from their dad growing up…and it wasn’t a homo circle jerk thing..it was a “how do I get that to take home to jack off to, […]

2018

22

Jan

Katharine McPhee in a Swimsuit of the Day

Katharine McPhee is showing off her thick ass in a bathing suit on what I assume is vacation for the paparazzi….and every time I look at her I think about those leaked nudes of her…that were clearly photos she sent to her doctor to show recovery on her labia reduction surgery….all bloodied panties and scabbed […]

2017

24

Oct

Mariah Carey Singing at “Exclusive” Fashion Parties of the Day

There was some Karl Lagerfeld hipster bullshit fashion party – put on by VMagazine or some other scammy bullshit that people buy into because they are rich and bored or looking for legitimacy or trying to be part of something fancy, exclusive, New York…because really all these people are, whether it’s the Hadids, or some […]

2017

15

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of my day was seeing a crackhead looking woman’s skirt get blown up by the wind…because she who was nicely thin, possibly dying from malnutrition thin, but so good to look at look at from a distant – and from behind because you couldn’t see her toothless crackhead face – and more importantly…the […]

2017

03

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I am less about sending unsolicited dick pics…and more into sending unsolicited ball sack pics…because ball sacks are always seen as an LOL moment, while boner pics are creepy and predatory….but ballsacks are like a creepy half retard kid dressed like a clown doing a tap dance outside the town Woolworth for whatever spare change […]

2017

11

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

LOVE ME LIKE MY MOM NEVER DID….WITH YOUR BREASTS! My new expression no one understands or cares about is “this reminds me of the scene is GHOST where I masturbate to Patrick Swayze cuz he’s not dead”…..because no one seems to know what GHOST is. I only talk to 20 year olds. But I figure […]

2017

23

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent my day trying to convince at least 4 girls to get into porn because It would be so hot – and I slowly saw them go from NO WAY to maybe to “yeah that would be hot”…to which I said…”see…I knew you were a whore”… Because that’s the type of time waster I […]

2017

02

May

Kendall Jenner’s Anus and the Other Assholes Met Gala of the Day

It is a big day…The Met Gala happened, which I guess used to be some exclusive invite only thing, but now, you can attend if you have a certain level of instagram followers, because that’s how the world works…if people like your tits on the internet…come on it… Everyone is scrambling to figure out what […]

2017

28

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

If you play your cards right, a feminist who hates what you stand for, because you apparently objectify women – by commenting on women who objectify themselves – which is supposed to be “empowering” – because they chose to do it – yet the Social Justice Warriors don’t know how to handle it – because […]