I spent the better part of the weekend looking at breast augmentation before and after pics to brush up my skills on modern implant technologies to see how fake tits are being improved now that everyone is getting plastic surgery to live up to their instagrams….I didn’t learn much but that fake tits suck less […]

Here are some stepLINKS… I realize it is the Holidays, but what the fuck else am I going to do but update this bullshit….I took Friday off which was my first Monday-Friday day I’ve taken off in years, which is amazing considering I am a low life degenerate procrstinator who can’t get anything done…..I am […]

It’s the most wonderful time of the year…even for poor people…so I sure as fuck hope you’re with family, drunk on eggnog and good will towards men, while hating your family or dealing with repressed childhood memories that only come up this time of year….and that the COVID police trying to take your religious celebrations […]

It’s Christmas Eve Ever…and today i googled what does a yeast infection smell like, like I couldn’t do a blind taste test and determine the strains, country of origin and vintage of said yeast….you know, I’ve been around candida……but it’s the holidays so let’s get fancy… The only thing good about social media is watching […]

Someone recently told me that “they” are cleaning up the internet so I better watch out…now I’m not sure what they’ve meant about cleaning up the internet considering every 18 year old on their 18th birthday is posting their first anal scene on reddit for fun, or to build that audience for their OnlyFans….because being […]

I hope you are drunk on Holiday cheer, or Bourbon, depending on what you consider being drunk on holiday cheer to be….you know knee deep into jerking off to some of the hottest Christmas movies of yesteryear…because what the fuck else is there to do that stare at a screen and find unique things to […]

So now, you can’t hook up in college with drunk girls while you are drunk….making dudes scared to fuck…is that why everyone is turning gay or into girls…if we eliminate girls from the equation we can go back to having fun… Everyone’s so fucking serious and want to be part of a scandal or be […]

I drove by a hospital and all I saw were slutty nurses taking nude selfies of each other because COVID’s clearly a crisis that affects all sex care health care workers by inspiring them to start an Only Fans,….you know when faced with certain death you gotta leave your legacy or cash in on your […]

I do find it weird that BFF girlfriends, the kind of girls who would get those matching necklaces to show the world they were BFFs, maybe they grew up together or they just met and knew from the moment they met they were soul sisters…you know how are girls are…but yeah…I find it weird that […]