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2019

27

May

stepLINKS of the Day

On this memorial day…. I want you to remember that Instagram is just one big infomercial. All posts are girls trying to sell you shit. Like a bad late night infomercial…over and over and over…only less creative and strategic… I guess kids like to watch ads, think it’s cool, cuz they are so brain washed […]

2019

25

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Memorial Day – Fuck Yourself – But not cuz it is Memorial Day and you have a boner for your country, your troops, etc….Fuck Yourself cuz you’re a loser every holiday, day, hour…and the only person who will fuck you is yourself…. That said,go pick up your Marine from Parris Island and shoot off […]

2019

21

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I always like getting the Trump Supporter out of Americans I meet in person…because I still meet Americans in person… Not because I am political, I am Canadian and have nothing to do with American Politics which is how I always preface things, so they no I’m not a crazy left idiot who will beat […]

2019

16

May

Noah Cyrus Slutty of the Day

We live in a world where Miley Cyrus’ ugly sister Noah Cyrus gets to play Miley Cyrus with her own spin because the world loves rich and famous people with familiar names… She doesn’t need to be hot, interesting, or talented…but rater just a vapid twat with a money making dream…narcissism and an ego despite […]

2019

16

May

Tits At Cannes of the Day

As a quick follow up to my last post on Alessandra Ambrosio….here are the vaginas that attended the Cannes film festival. The high profile pussy that was brought to the luxurious event to help close deals cuz dudes are weak when it comes to women and they all fall into the trap of pussy…the pussy […]

2019

16

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes when things are bad I think…they can never be as bad as the time I got caught jerking off in the pool while older ladies did aqua-fitness class..I couldn’t help it…their tits were so big in their one piece bathing suits..slutty old ladies were there for that…to flaunt and such…. Then I realize than […]

2019

07

May

MET Gala Nonsense Round-Up of the Day

The Met Gala is the event that happens each year when all the celebrities wear dumb outfits and show off their tits.. here is our round-up and I’m not talking about the class action lawsuit against Monsanto..I am talking about a bunch of pics of idiots who think they are important because they got an […]

2019

22

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I know that Easter is over…but at least we have the memory…like the time you were sitting at your trailer park home and the neighbor emptied his septic tank all over your astro turf lawn….only to fill your nostrils with a burning shit smell that should have made you puke, but instead gave you an […]

2019

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s easter weekend….and I just saw a bunny hopping across a field.. I know I am not so great at this whole religion thing or starting a cult thing…. But if that wasn’t a sign from the heavens that I am the messiah and that you should be sending me all your money… I don’t […]

2019

05

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Show me your tits! Not to make this about Michael Jackson because I really don’t care….even though it’s the third most watch documentary of all time… It’s that my life is dull and I have nothing else going on, so I watched the documentary and that is the extent of my social life….or my interacting […]