I don’t know why, but every time I walk by an Inuit prostitute, and she offers me sex for money, and I say no thanks, not because I’m racist, but because I’m not into that look, they tell me I have a tiny dick but that I should try to fuck myself with it anyway….just […]
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2018
13
Sep
stepLINKS of the Day
Girls I know or have paid for Sex always get mad with the accidental anal. It’s so common that it’s become a porn category for pervert rapists who like surprising girls they are fucking by sticking it in their ass…but I always prefer the surprise vaginal after consenting anal, not because I’m a delicate pacifist, […]
2018
12
Sep
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
The nice thing about waking up hungover is realizing that I didn’t die on my own vomit last night….allowing me to welcome the world with a big stretch and smile…coupled with a devastated like a Carolina Hurricane anus thanks to constipation issues over many years of a sedentary life and not butt sex issues which […]
2018
31
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
Be careful what you wish for… This morning I was all about being a voyeur, public sex, watchign people fuck…the way I used to do it back in the day – before social media porn took over. I woke up with that on the brain and even wrote about it in the MHD in some […]
2018
15
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
I was talking about this the other day. I have a few friends who always felt like they weren’t good enough because they werent’ the ones molested by their teacher they found out was molesting people for 45 years as a teacher….. As it turns out it is one of the most common jokes people […]
2018
23
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
You know when you try to fist that old weathered hooker for 50 dollars because regular girls don’t let you fist them…but you can’t get your thumb in…so it’s not quite a fist and 50 dollars is wasted… I like to think that is the story of my life… Here are some stepLINKS…of the Day […]
2018
14
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
The nice thing about my neighbor’s internet that I steal going out yesterday, was realizing, I really don’t care if I update the site, because either do you… You’re all such self involved idiots, that my comedy, since it’s not fed to you on a TV, Movie Screen, or instagram feed….just doesn’t matter. It’s too […]
2018
12
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
My new kind of creeping, that I guess is still creeping, but not as obvious as pushing my erection on girls in the club dancing, giving them a little hump dance action to see if they are down, is a more subtle kind of creeping, because it involves me walking into them intentionally when they […]
2018
04
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
I have been drinking in a trailer park with a bunch of people from South Carolina celebrating America Today…. Two of the fat women had some of the biggest southern tits ever, probably fake and I’ve been staring at them the entire day, in theri bikinis, despite their bellies, thinking…God Bless America…there’s no need to […]
2018
29
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
My wife told me that having sex with me is like removing a dry tampon only dick is smaller….despite her being fat and menopausal and even when she got her period she wore fucking diapers…that was nice of her. I am glad I am stuck with her… The other thing I am glad about is […]