I find it interesting when I meet a woman who thinks fucking tons of dudes is empowering or an accomplishment. Like how made fun of were you in high school to not know that guys will fuck anything, and fucking is on some primate level of accomplishment, you just have to be willing and lay […]

The highlight of my day – besides trying to get a girl to suck her own tits and send me a picture of it – was reporting some instagram girl’s video to YOUTUBE for being inappropriate – not because I am a narc, but because I am a victim of narc’s getting me banned from […]

I am a little slow starting to my day – because of alcoholism, but more importantly, because despite not really craving mainstream success, or any success, while being perfectly content just coasting here…I realized I had a get rich quick scheme brewing in my head….so I had to work on it… I spent the night […]

What know about obesity is that the fatter the worse she is to eat out. My wife keeps getting fatter and fatter, even when you think she’s capped out and it is not humanly possible to get any fatter, and that she is at her fattest, she brings more fat, you don’t notice it daily, […]

It’s my Birthday tomorrow…I am not one of those people who gets depressed about birthdays, there are way worse things in my life than my age, or me getting older. Sure it’s just a reminder that I am another year older with nothing to show for it, but on the flip side, I am amazed […]

Part of me feels sad when the fat girl I talk to on tinder tells me about the other dudes she fucks from tinder…but another part of me is happy that I didn’t have to meet up with them and have that awkward internal struggle with myself thinking “do I really want to stick my […]

Life is like anal sex, sometimes….I mean most of the time you get shit on your dick, but you don’t seem to mind the shit on the dick…because it means a bitch let you fuck her up the ass. I don’t know how that is like life…but I do know life is shitty…and sometimes when […]