My life philosophy is one you should all live by…on St Patrick’s day like a bunch of trashy Irish, or any day of the week…and that is… Less cunt in your personality….more cunt in your selfies.. Here are some stepLINKS for the weekend…click them… Scar Jo is Banging Chris Evans CLICK HERE Big Girl in […]

I hate when a tinder match comes on strong and starts talking about Eating ass immediately….whether it’s her eating my ass – even though it disgusts her but could happen if she was in the heat of the moment…or eating her ass because no dudes even bother going down on her…. Then…she just disappears and […]

I have a girl I sext who doesn’t know she’s sexting back… I’m like “baby show me your pussy”… And she’s like “I have a Bacterial Vaginitis, green mucus is pouring out of me”… You know a tactic to throw me off…I love the sounds of that, what’s it taste like, I want that VAGINA […]

I was talking to someone the other day – who was a pretty successful person…and they said that the reason they are good at what they do is because they get obsessed. They find an interest, or a challenge and they being addicted to figuring out how to win, how to get what they want […]

Trying to convince a girl to weave a sweater for you, like a real woman should, using pubic hair as her yarn…doesn’t always go over well…no matter how hippie lesbian the bitch looks she’ll think you’re gross…and when you offer to provide her the pubic hair…she’s a knitter and should be into this kind of […]

I was exposed to a cunt with a jacked up face, she’s had her lips so fucking filled they looked like they were going to explode..and she was walking around the bar like she was a Paris Hilton….just giving everyone attitude like she owned the place..and she wasn’t even hot…I got caught behind her at […]

Sometimes I jerk off in public…girls just get me so fired up and I love the danger…I’ve been arrested 10 times…but I’ve always gotten off…much to the cops dismay…you know…something to do with AIDS or some shit… Yes..bad comedy…I know…but I blame the internet and social media to creating a hot bed of bad comedy…as […]

We were hacked – we back. My favorite thing about the Trump presidency is reading about it all day on Social Media… It’s something that may turn people, even the narcissists, away from social media, because we just want to live man…. We just want meme’s and bad jokes… We don’t need to listen to […]

People are dying in the world…people are suffering – yet I’m here posting pics of naked famewhores who distract from the real issues of the world….when I am not sexting girls who amazingly want pics of my asshole…to masturbate to…in order for them to get me pics of their assholes to masturbate to…something I am […]