Sometimes I am too drunk on tacos to even think about pussy…unless the pussy is the taco I am drunk on…then I can’t even think of tacos to eat because I am busy wondering how badly this is going to end up for me – will it be mouth sores, will it be lawsuits, will […]
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2016
08
Jan
stepLINKS of the Day
There is not enough romance at strip clubs… After being pitched by every stripper for a private dance, for the most part they were friendly, nice and a good time, but I knew they just wanted my money and I prefer when people realize I have no money, or more importantly to at least trick […]
2015
29
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
I’ve been asking every girl I know how her “Slut Hole” is doing today…most are offended, don’t answer…only one asked if I meant “her mouth or her pussy”…she’s a keeper and another offered to show me, but only in person, because I guess she knows I’m not getting off this couch to look at a […]
2015
17
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
Calling the Jewish girl you fuck but that you don’t introduce to your friends…like you’re keeping her in hiding…Anne Franck…is a bad way to get a blowjob… But it does free up tome to drink with some homeless people to figure out or plot a strategy to get the most out of people this holiday […]
2015
07
Dec
Kylie Jenner’s Big Girl Nipples in Florida of the DAy
If you’re into big girls, with big asses, and a flat stomach thanks to waist training and possibly plastic surgery, because her face up close and personal looks like a doughy muppet… Then here’s some Kylie Jenner, totally uninteresting in all she does, but capable of selling out lip product in 30 seconds, because people […]
2015
02
Dec
stepLINKS of the Day
I am an online busker, with less talent and no tips… Maybe I should go back to the Donate Here button on the site… My virtual hat.. Money for coffee…and whiskey….and beer… You wouldn’t give me anything… You’d just keep me dancing monkey posting tit pics…for free I hate yo… Here are some stepLINKS… A […]
2015
30
Nov
Collier Schoor and a Bunch of Models for Dazed of the Day
I guess Collier Schorr is a photographer….who is important enough to get a feature in some fashion magazine called Dazed, even though the world doesn’t need fashion magazines, we have the internet…and social media…and everyone with an iphone is as good a photographer as professional photographers making the modern day photographer pretty obsolete…not that they’d […]
2015
25
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
THANKSGIVING! In case you didn’t know.. I like making people feel uncomfortable…I like watching them crack, breakdown, unsure of why or how to act… It’s jokes…which is modern terminology for “it’s funny”…because the kids are lazy and jokes is way less syllables than funny…. So in making people uncomfortable…I like to send random people sexts…like […]
2015
24
Nov
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I’ve decided the best way into the hearts of tinder girls is through poetry.. So I look at their profile picture and find something I can write poetry about… Like this girl who is into “intersectionality & feminism or GTFO”….I mean that alone screamed LOVE…especially when I had to google intersectionality…. “the interconnected nature of […]
2015
17
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
Being the every important man on Tinder that I am, where my bio is “I’ll make you famous”, which is more of a joke, seeing as the only person I’ve made famous is Lindsay Lohan, yeah, that’s right, bet you didn’t know, I was the guy behind the enigma… Either way, with “I’ll make you […]