Bacon causes cancer – so does eating pussy…I won’t quit either, but let’s hope it gets all those bacon loving frat boys who talk about bacon all the time and make meme’s about the shit…because bacon isn’t that exciting, it’s not even a good punchline to a joke “Because #bacon”…and all things bacon…like the dead […]

My failed sext of the day was “I want your period blood dripping down her wrist….” to a girl I was sexting who was on her period…apparently…not the right thing to say… I guess the fact that she had her period meant she wasn’t sexual enough for me…I prefer the girls I sext to be […]

Nightmares are still dreams….and most of the girls are nightmares…so I like to refer to them as dream girls…really terrible, haunting…dream girls… The highlight of the day was when a young new feminist posted a ” how to eat pussy guide”…because “boys are stupid”….in this rape culture world….So I pretended her confidence in posting that…gave […]

I was a feminist last night… I went to my TWITTER and joined a feminist movement that I guess was against planned parenthood and their funding cuts..because I support abortion, even though abortions are legal in Canada, as they should be…. So I was #sharemyabortion All this to say Pumpkin Spice stole all of Apple […]

The biggest fail in modern era is not that you can become a millionaire from your couch, without leaving your house, you just need to be more clever than me… It’s that apps like Tinder and I guess all social media, gives fat girls confidence…which is a total fail for me, not because I am […]

I’ve been researching adopting 18 year old babes, ideally with a strong instagram following, from another country, because it’s the only angle I have with my wife to get another girl up in here…can’t marry them, she won’t divorce me, so play my perversion as offering a third world girl a possible future life…as long […]

I get some hate from feminists, who think I am counter productive, despite being a self diagnosed feminist, who just uses misogyny like “look at her ass”, “look at her tits”…as a comedic hook…to showcase how ridiculous our world is. When really, I never slut shame, I love sluts, and I never judge a girl […]

I am not a Kardashian…and therefore I do not exist… I have decided to become a travel blogger…This is my first entry where I review the Hilton Garden Inn…. A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Aug 2, 2015 at 2:08pm PDT Here are some stepLINKS… Huge Fucking Tits CLICK HERE Ice T and Coco […]