For an anti social person who generally hates most things and most people I have a lot of followers on social media…you know an antisocial social media whore…. However, for the single longest running internet failure…I really don’t have nearly enough followers on social media and it is a constant reminder that after 11 years […]

The funny thing about sexting a ton of fucking girls you met on tinder…is that even though you don’t have sex with them…in order to get nudes out of them…you have to show them a little bit of love, respect, a soul…so what ends up happening is that you’re essentially dating them…even though you’ve never […]

It’s local festival season, there’s a big music festival that takes place in this city every year, they don’t give me press passes or any free drink tickets because I don’t exist, so I will not be capitalizing on the hot, barely dressed, slutty chicks who are at the event….or who travelled to the event….or […]

While you losers jerk off to creepy asses doing gymnastics at the Olympics… Those broad shoulders and stunted asses doing splits that creep me out more than arouse… Some rocking the balance beam like it was a cock…something Simone Bile probably practices on her NFL husband’s giant penis, at least giant in comparison to her, […]

The greatest horror movie on social media is not all these girls jacking up their faces like some kind of clown, cartoon or comicbook character / muppet… It’s the girls who post their before and after breast reduction videos….especially when the before tits are legendary and the after tits are depressing… You could argue the […]

My new hobby is spending the afternoon in the thrift store with no changing rooms… What used to be a stinky place for poor and sad people has become a place for trend chasing hot chicks and Ukrainian refugees with hot tits, who may or may not be poor, but who are the kind of […]

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Social media sucks and I’m glad people are starting to turn on the influencers and boycott this shit… People take social media too fucking seriously… Whether it’s in producing their epic useless content from their phone pretending she’s an important celebrity… Or it’s motherfuckers in the comments getting mad…. Or the silent loser feeling like […]