Most of the seniors I saw outside their retirement community doing some fucking “fall” outdoor activity are hotter than Noah Cyrus…and I don’t find seniors hot….I just couldn’t think of anything that I saw this weekend that could really outline and describe just how not hot Noah Cyrus is… I mean I could have said […]

Bootleg sister mooching off her sister’s celebrity because she’s overly confident – rocking some “HUBRIS” because the whole rich trashy family have over compensated to downplay Miley’s fame so that bitch doesn’t fucking kill her fucking self like she typically would if she really knew how much she fucking sucks in the grand scheme of […]

Noah Cyrus is still totally ugly, but she got her nipples pierced and showed them off in this kinda see through white shirt. She also got more horrible crackhead energy tattoos, like a spider crawling up her neck. The question is, who is gonna set her up with Aaron Carter because I think they might […]

Noah Cyrus in her thong, taken by Tana Mongeau…..Tana Mongeau is the slutty youtuber who has managed to win over weird LA people who don’t leave their house and probably spend too much time on the computer being degenerates between acting jobs…like Noah Cyrus, or Bella Thorne before her. You know these broken rich puppets […]

Noah Cyrus is doing her best MILEY CYRUS LESBIANISM because she’s a mooch bitch who only exists because of her sister. Her entire fucking existence as anything is because of her sister. Sure you can argue BILLY RAY has impact on the world with his one, now TWO hits, but if it wasn’t for Miley, […]

Ol’ big face Noah Cyrus trying to keep up with her sister MILEY only she’s a fucking monster…and will always be the bootleg try hard sister who only exists because of Miley… Miley may be great because she took getting naked on the internet mainstream, but she’s evil and learned how to mastermind this shit […]

I love that the no bra wifebeater outfit is a trend, not because I am into style or fashion but because I am into tits…plus I was in my 20s when this was a style in the punk scene…but only the real hot girls would pull it off…the real edgy people would pull it off..so […]

Noah Cyrus is the victim of being the ugly sister, the muppet looking chubby weird tit sister to a huge fucking star… She’s been around Miley’s hustle, her career projectile and as her sister gets to eat off that same silver fucking spoon that has all the access needed to confuse an ugly girl into […]

Who better than Noah Cyrus to showcase what Miley Cyrus has inspired or created as a general social norm…for all girls…than her sister… Miley Cyrus has inspired all girls to take ownership of your slutty selfies by posting them on the feed for their fans, audience, family members and dudes who went to high school […]

We live in a world where Miley Cyrus’ ugly sister Noah Cyrus gets to play Miley Cyrus with her own spin because the world loves rich and famous people with familiar names… She doesn’t need to be hot, interesting, or talented…but rater just a vapid twat with a money making dream…narcissism and an ego despite […]