Finding out my internet girlfriend was part horse was a traumatic experience. I had been pimpin Kate out to everyone I knew, I was like “yo, this girl’s got it going on”…but she had to have a flaw, and this isn’t just any flaw, like Herpes or some shit, this is for real. This is like taking a girl out on a bunch of dates, letting her give you head a bunch of times and when it comes to going down on her, you find out she’s got a dick.
Don’t get me wrong – I would still do kate, but now I don’t have to show her any respect. I thought it would be a whole ordeal getting into her pants, like having to wine and dine her, but with freakdom comes insecurity. Kate… I own you.
I was reading Fleshbot, and came across something that may interest my friend Jo(h)n the buckle guy.
I think he is right, buckles are really getting popular and they do make people look at your crotch.
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How do you make the links open in another window?