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2024

15

Oct

Rowan Blanchard’s Thong for a Subway Strip of the Day

Public transportation may be disgusting. Forced to be crammed into a small space amongst the garbage humans that pollute the urban landscape. Whether that’s poor people, refugees, homeless people, immigrants, crazy people, low level workers who can’t afford private drivers, or weirdo rich people who like to feel down to earth….it’s always fucking gross..

Filled with disease, mucus, bodily fluids, but you know that at least one women finds sexually arousing and pressing her vagina up against the pole hoping to hit that tickle on the way to be a meaningless drone slave….that dopamine hit carries her.

We also know that at least one dude out there licks those poles, based on all the factors listed above…

Then there’s Rowan Blanchard, a DISNEY KID GONE WILD, as they do when they are put out to pasture to find themselves, before being brought back into the cult….who sees a pole and decides to strip and twerk in her thong for the pole, because that’s what poles are for….

She’s a rich person, doing poor person things in attempts to build character and that’s why she’s doing what she’s doing and that’s ok….

A pole should be seen as an opportunity to pretend to be a stripper with your ass out for all women, ESPECIALLY while losing your soul at each subway stop along your shit commute to a shit destination to do what you have to do for your shit life.

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2024

15

Oct

Sydney Sweeney’s Tits Make an Appearance at her Halloween Craft Night of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney put together a series of pictures from what I am assuming is a marketing campaign designed to make you, the pervert voyeur, feel like he’s hiding in the closet at her house or maybe under her bed, watching her and listing to her, hoping the night ends in lesbian after a hot and heave casual Halloween coloring, crafting and baking Halloween Gingerbread houses because these satanists have turned Halloween into Christmas because they hate Jesus.

The good news is that the star actress, who is the most interesting person in Hollywood thanks to her tits, didn’t forget to show her tits, because she knows without the tits, she probably wouldn’t be here and if you want things to go viral when you’ve got tits like that, use the tits like that.

Marketing.

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2024

15

Oct

Irina Shayk’s Slutty Old Lady Selfie of the Day

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Irina Shayk’s about 100 years old in Model Years, but thanks to the internet, none of these bitches ever die off.

There was a time when a model turned 30 and no brands would touch them, forcing them to disappear, but now that we have instagram where millions of people follow and never unfollow, they have value into their old lady years.

It’s unfortunate, but at least there are procedures in place where they pretend to still be hot and fit and not fat and not old, even though we know that pussy’s rotting.

So here’s a selfie from a lady who should be too old for phone technology and camera selfies, but since she’s a Russian spy sent her to get intel and breed with celebrities, she’s up to speed on that technology shit.

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2024

14

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Canadian Thanksgiving….or Columbus Day….where the some freaks celebrate rape and destruction of the native colonies because they are dark and creepy and like to complain and whine about victims and darkness because they believe that the brutal tribal wars were awesome before the colonialist refugees came over and stole their land and labeled them savages….before brutalizing them themselves….

While the proud North American Christians celebrate the introduction of Jesus Christ to the natives, offering them salvation and some structure while getting themselves a new home full of opportunity and prosperity after buying the land legally from the tribes.

Whatever you believe, be glad it happened, so that you can live and explore these wonderful North American lands, from sea to shining sea, to topless beaches in the Caribbean….without that Colonization you would have never had the chance to go to Disney World or eat McDonalds on every second corner and that’d be pretty fucking sad…

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2024

14

Oct

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards’ Damaged Daughter Sucks Her Own Fake Tit for 1250 Dollars of the Day

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This is some hard hitting celebrity news.

Like the title says Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards have a whore daughter who is probably deeply damaged by her mother being a rumored industry prostitute and her dad having AIDS from fucking tranny prostitutes in his own depravity.

She didn’t stand a chance but she took being a damaged daughter from what may have been considered an abusive home with all the insaity and made it work…because she does ONLYFANS with her monther and gets paid.

So here she is doing a sucking of fake tits her OF money bought her for what seems to be a 1200 dollars in tips.

Reasonable pricing for a rich kid.

Posted in:Sami Sheen

2024

14

Oct

Leni Klum and Heidi Klum Continue Their Mother / Daughter Incest Fetish Content of the Day

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Apparently, the last campaign of Heidi Klum and her daughter running around in their underwear did pretty well, because they are back with another high paid campaigns.

It was likely shot by Heidi’s husband and Leni’s stepdad, because as perverts, we understand how these things materialize in the home.

Where Heidi decided to introduce her young whore with the big tits that she bred to be the ultimate in whore because Heidi mastered the art of whoring and these traditions and skills get passed down generation to generation, each generation levelling up.

Apparently, dudes like the hot mother/daughter fetish, whether the fantasy is to fuck them both at the same time, or both at different times for convenience because you all live in the same house and Lenis’ finally of legal age….

So this kind of campaign works…especially since tiny framed Leni’s got a hot fit ass and a giant set of tits….which to me is the highlight of this project, keep granny Heidi out of the mix and let young Leni carry the campaign on her own….

FLY ON YOUR OWN YOUNG TITS….you’re ready to leave the nest with those tits and let us all imagine nesting in those tits…

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2024

14

Oct

Britney Spears Erotic Bathing Suit Behavior of the Day

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The highlight of the week already happened in the form of Britney Spears, or the body double that plays Britney Spears, playing around in the ocean in a yellow bikini in what may be old content that she is repurposing…so from humping the air like a horny medicated retard…to crawling around in the tropical waters on all fours….featuring a bathing suit being eaten by her vagina…which is coincidentally a bathing suit that would be amazing if eaten by me….but only after days of use and weeks of fermentation in hopes of having a spiritual trip like micro-dosing mushrooms….to find some kind of enlightenment…where my fungus of choice is Britney’s toxic, medicated, pussy juice aged to perfection….because I’m weird.

What I am trying to say is that Britney may be dead, but she doesn’t need to be alive to be ALIVE to me…if you know what I mean..

I know the necros and doll fuckers out there get what I’m saying….SICKOS….

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2024

11

Oct

Charlotte Lawrence Tits of the Day

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I’m not posting these Charlotte Lawrence photoshoot pics because I think Charlotte Lawrence is some kind of amazing.

If anything, I would prefer ignoring Charlotte Lawrence, but the power of the nipple compels me.

She’s the daughter of two industry players, her mom was Marty McFly’s girlfriend and her dad directed some John Hughes movies that her mom was probably in. So they’re established individuals with important friends and lot of money.

The daughter decides to be a model, then to be a musician, then back to being a model because the other rich kids in her life are doing the same fucking thing and seeing some success because this industry likes to feed their own.

So the last few years she’s been pulling out her tits to get noticed, clearly into the whole freeing of the nipple because it gets attention, like a little kid at the amusement park throwing his feces at people, knowing he’ll get a reaction….only nipples are more pleasant.

Lawrence wrote me an email once bitching that I posted one of her shitty hipster shoots, acting like I was some old predator, which I am, but she didn’t need to rub it in, that’s predator-ism, or some fucking attack on predators…which is much like an attack on retards or ethnicities…

So I’ve stared at her consistent tit flash with spite ever since, hoping she fails, especially with all the money, support, network she has available to her. It makes it more fun to watch the desperation….because she’s not some random middle american whore with a dream, she’s already got a daddy that provides her with that dream, this is just for the sake of doing something.

I don’t know what this hipster, sex simulation with a man in panties is about, but it is missing the mark. Nipples though, they carry the storyline.

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2024

11

Oct

Kylie Jenner Smoking Tits of the Day

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I don’t mean SMOKIN TITS like SMOKING HOT tits, when I see a Kardashian, I see demons. I mean smoking because there is SMOKE coming out of her demon mouth, like a scene from a horror movie, but behind that is big fake tits….and those override the demonic forces of said Kardashian.

I don’t like to endorse the Kardashians because they are fucking monsters across the board. They are responsible for destroying society, they are terrorists. They should be taken out back and shot. Some sort of political assassination should target them because they are worse for your country than the open borders…..

I do endorse smoking in part because the only reader of this site likes seeing bitches who smoke.

I prefer when the smoke is from an actually analog cigarette, it’s traditional and makes actual sense, not this modern plastic sucking on technology bullshit the fags are into….

Smoking chemicals and anti-freeze instead of just tobacco…seems retarded…

I do hope that the smoking gives the Jenner VAPE lung and she explodes on her next private flight…..because that goes back to her being part of the evil regime destroying the youth….

I’ll still look at her tit, even if it’s as authentic as Bruce’s pussy.

Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2024

11

Oct

Sabrina Carpenter is in a Slutty Dress of the Day

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Sabrina Carpenter is one of the latest girls to either be created in the lab under Disney where they do their cloning and creation of talent that they mold and mind control through trauma….or she’s just one of the girls they mold and mind control through trauma…the conspiracies don’t need to be all that far fetched to still be true.

There’s a reason the industry decided to milk this one like she probably milked their dicks with her hand while tickling the tip with her tongue….

I don’t know that reason, but to be in all the media dressed provocatively and to secure a Taylor Swift opening act when Swift is the biggest fucking puppet around…you gotta ask questions….while staring at her tits in a tight dress and imagining that whole MILKING scenario.

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