Thanksgiving is over so it’s time to get HO HO WHORIN’!
Paige Spiranac is a big titty instagram whore who understood that being a whore wasn’t enough to standout in a world of works, so she remembered that she was an elite golfer back in the 90s when she was in college, so she built her whore content around that.
IT was a clever move, dudes who golf are rich dudes with credit cards, meaning it can find her a husband, if she doesn’t have one already, and she probably does, because behind every whore is a pimp who put this shit together, otherwise the girl would just be dating rich guys in her community….
The golf thing made her seem legit and like an influencer in her sport, even though we all know dudes were there for the big floppy tits…
For a while, Paige was self aware of her shameless self promotion and would make it part of her content, then she signed with a big agency, they made her sign up to their exclusive platform, shutting down her own platform, and it’s been a series of her baiting her lame fanbase of titty loving golf loving dudes with money to give up their credit card for her lazy self produced shoots.
She makes about 1,000,000 dollars a month, like early internet porn chicks, and good for her…get it while you can girl…plus they all love the attention, validation and MONEY…
What I will say is that despite the content being lazy, at least she produces a shoot per day for her fans, even though she doesn’t get naked…
You see, when you don’t get naked, the whoring feels less like whoring, but rather empowerment.
You see, when you’re a dude paying to not see a chick fist herself, you’re a fucking sucker…
She does daily themed shoots, which is what I would do here if you paid me, but my shoots would be far more interesting…but when you’ve got fat tits and your competition are lazy, YOU don’t need to be interesting, you just need low level props for the selfie shoot.
If I was paying, I’d want more and better, since I am not, I’m glad at least one whore out there is bringing themed whore content now that most people have given up on that.
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