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2024

17

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

The world is really not that crazy of a place, it’s just filled with full fucking mindless retards who aren’t doing their best to successfully get through it….especially in cities…I mean just surrounded by morons living in their shoebox apartments trying to make enough money to uber eats and jerk off to porn they pay for because they feel like creeps if they just use it for free…while apologizing for their whiteness, their toxic masculinity, while wearing a COVID mask and basically being gay as shit without the man shit on their dicks…

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Kathy Griffin and her Bikini Bod with a Face Filter Fail
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Slutty Pictures of Lady Gaga
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Kristen Cavallari Gets Censored for Talking About Kanye and Britney Being Clones
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Lily Rose Depp in her Girlfriends New Video
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Luna Sofia Miranda See Through to Boobs at Anora Premiere
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Uncredited Model Topless in a Hipster Shoot.
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20 Misspelled Signs
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NFL Player Will Levis’ Girlfriend is a Whore
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Shay Mitchell Gets Slutty for Fashion
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Rumer Willis in the Bath
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Alessandra Ambrosio Sheer Outfit Ass Out
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Funny Youtube Short
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Slutty Sami Sheen is Going to the Fair
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Brigitte Nielsen Naked in 1987
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How Cast Saws Can Cut Through Casts But Avoid Injuring Human Skin
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Crazy Machines Get Great Results
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Thursday Night Football WAG is a Christian
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Halsey Impersonates More People
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Em Rata’s Nude Snaps
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Megan Thee Stallion’s Booty in Tight Leather Pants
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Tanya Bahtina Nude in the Shower
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Linda Blumchen and Claudia Kottal Naked
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Crazy Fails From The Andler Hill Climb Race
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Trucker Gets Distracted And Ends Up Flipping Over His Truck
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Why Chalk is Expensive
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Menendez Family has a Press Conference
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Cyclist Gets Hit By A Car And Lands On His Feet
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The Insect We All Eat
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Trucker flips his Truck
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Rescuers Save A Deer Just In The Nick Of Time
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Farm Animals Protect Each Other
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Ella Hunt at an Event Looking Hot
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Dixie D’Amelio Showing Leg
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AnnaSophia Robb in a Flasher Trench Coat
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Jessica ALba in a Pant Suit
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Halle Bailey’s Fetish Dress
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Jurnee Smollett Cleavage
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Mikey Madison in a Tight Dress Showing Cleavage
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Olivia Rodrigo Legs
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Larsen Thompson Orange Hair
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Lana Condor at an Event
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Peyton Lee at an Event in a Tight Dress
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Taylor Hill at the VS Fashion Show
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Lucy Hale for Watches
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Halsey in Rolling Stone
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Poppy Delevingne in a Magazine
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Silently Begging For Punishment
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That Was Unexpected
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Reddit Amateur
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5 Acts that Make You A whore
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Overreaction…
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25 Shit Days
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Big Tit Dildo Ride
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Art
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Oiled Ass
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Explosion
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Chloe Surreal Messing Around for Playboy
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Weird Dildo Time
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Making a Mess
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Fuck Machine
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Pink Dildo Time
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2024

17

Oct

Charli XCX Titties Out of the Day

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Charli XCX is apparently a big deal. She had the song of the summer and idiots everywhere, mainly middle aged cat ladies who are committed to pretending they are still young and hip with the trends by doing annoying things they learn from Gen Z on TikTok….as they scroll their life away rotting to the propaganda they are being fed….

I judge all celebrities by their tits, or overall fatness, because the content they are putting out is always going to be dog shit.

I do appreciate that Charli XCX does whorish shit for attention while living out her dream, or at least the dream of her handlers who put all this together for her.

There was a time she was a mall brand, night club act, playing for a 100 people who didn’t care….

Now she’s got the minds of many in her hand, even lame politicians are saying “BRAT” like it’s a thing….because it is a thing amongst the people you want nothing to do with…but who exist on this world with you, just clearly on another timeline or as a different species.

She set a goal, or her handlers did, they committed to it and now her shameless titty pics on social media matter more than 99 percent of whores doing the same kind of thing….

Either way, a face only a satanic demon would love to use….

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2024

17

Oct

Paige Spiranac as a Slutty Buzz Lightyear of the Day

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Paige Spiranac is a Golf Whore who whores herself and pretends it’s about golf and not whoring, which is fine, because it allows her to whore herself harder than she would if it was straight up whoring because she tells herself it’s about golf.

In catering to her 1,000,000 dollar per month subscribers who are into her because of her tits, maybe because they can golf, but probably because of her tits, she decided to do shitty selfies in different costumes per day.

So she went to her closest Spirit and picked up 30 slutty costumes, spent about 10 minutes on each look to pound out the shoot for the paying customers who want to pound her out so bad they give her 100 dollars a month to talk to her AI CHAT BOT….which as far as I’m concerned should be illegal….it is ROBBERY….or misleading…like a telemarketing expert robbing an old person, she’s robbing you SIMP….

I appreciate her low level effort to show off her tits in jerk off material she pretends isn’t jerk off material, even though it gets more and more jerk off material….one day possibly landing on hardcore porn…but we’re not there yet and she hasn’t spent all of her millions yet.

She has delivered what looks like a slutty Buzz Lightyear, which is pretty creepy since that’s a kids show, but these whores don’t care, anything to sell a membership or to squeeze out a load without having to get naked.

Everyone has their price….

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2024

17

Oct

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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All kinds of motherfuckers are all hard for Halloween….

They’re celebrating it like it was fucking Christmas because the anti-Jesus demonic forces of Satan have taken over the mainstream marketing of brands and entertainment content that shapes your RETARd mind…

All these women are all female ejaculating for PUMPKIN SPICE, Gourds and comfy sweaters and scarfs while they curl up to a nice book about some bullshit propaganda that rots their brain or further destroys the family as the demons celebrate being childless cat ladies with sex toys over more fulfilling choices…..BUT AT LEAST YOU WILL HAvE YOUR PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE BITCHES….all middle aged and stunted with that instagram GEN Z speak.

So as they all get ready for WINTER, we’re going SOUTH OF THE ECUATOR, where they are heading into SUMMER, chasing that ENDLESS summer like a bunch of old timey surfers but only in it for the bikinis.

I am a firm believer that the sun energizes our SOULS and our CELLS and that it is why there is LIFE on earth, so seeing a bitch with a TANLINE speaks to that health and wellness idea without feeding into the sun killing you so let’s dim it with Bill Gates demon-tech, or lather ourselves in toxic chemicals to separate us from the lifeforce…

Sure some TANLINES are manufactured in a lab, but it’s the internet, nothing is real, but we pretend it is…

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2024

17

Oct

Liam Payne’s Vagina Pain So He Took the Wrong Direction Off the Balcony of the Day

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One Direction’s Liam Payne “Fell” off a third floor balcony and died even though a 3 story fall seems like something you’d survive.

To some of you who said “I wish this One Direction Band would just fucking die already”, your wishes and dreams have come true and you’re one direction closer to the end of their union.

You know with shitty pop bands that they pollute our lives and minds with, it’s natural to say “DIE FUCKING DIE”…it’s just that they rarely do.

I don’t know anything about One Direction and don’t think I’ve ever heard one of their songs.

I do know that Simon Cowell created them as one of his revenue streams that made him stupid rich because he’s either a fed or someone who has cracked the code to making money in the music industry.

I also know that boy bands are often diddled….

I also know that their main memeber Harry Styles who wears dresses and has fucked Taylor Swift, Kendall Jenner, Em Rata and Olivia Wilde….

Then there’s the one who knocked up Gigi Hadid….

Then there’s this one who knocked up Cheryl Tweedy Cole Payne….before deciding to accidentally fall off his hotel balcony….because he took the wrong direction….

So I guess I know more than I should know about One Direction taking the wrong direction to end his Liam Payne.

Apparently his ex, not Cheryl Tweedy Cole who was masturbation fodder with her trashy UK girl band antics in the early 2000s, that he took the fetish seriously and landed cum in her womb…and she may have been annoying, but how annoying could she possibly be to accidentally fall off a balcony.

Another ex called Maya Henry who is a rich 23 year old from Texas with a lawyer dad but who pretends to be a model sent him a cease and desist letter calling him obsessive because he was obsessively contacting her through various numbers and iclouds… some would call romantic but girls all love to cry abuse and problematic behavior to destroy men who they are angry at while elevating themselves…..especially when they are 23 year olds who just wrote a book about a rich girl who falls in love with a problematic pop star that she’s promoting but saying is fiction…..

Some are saying is why he accidentally feel but I don’t think you should give her that credit just because her and her lawyer family are after him. He can get all the pussy and had all the money to fight her or have her killed off by one of those Hollywood fixers….

With tits like that, this is going to do great things for her career, her book and its spinoffs and movie franchises. She’s now made off the back of being on her back for a pop star she manipulated or used to get where she wanted to go. Accidental fall or not, this will work out great for her and she benefits the most from this fall.

His current girlfriend Kate Cassidy wasn’t with him at the time of the accidental fall, but she was with him a few days ago and they were seemingly happy.

So clearly she wasn’t the one who pushed him….

We all know her as the daughter of David Cassidy because before she turned 38, back when she was in her 20s, she was trying to be hot in bikini for low level clickbait paparazzi content. She’s so old it was before social media was invented.

She now looks like a botox housewife whore from LA who doesn’t eat and/or is on Ozempic but likes to pretend she’s still youthful in her menopause because she has no wrinkles, not realizing it makes her look like a blow-up doll or AI pussy and not in a good way….

So she probably wasn’t the one causing him to accidentally fall and ultimately, she’s definitely not worthy of an accidental fall so maybe it was just an accident.

In conclusion, no pussy is so great that it justifies an accidental fall because there is so much other pussy out there to fall into instead.

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2024

16

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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The nice thing about being surrounded by low frequency half retarded people who insist on doing the bare minimum because being mediocre is a way to keep expectations as low as possible so that the overall population stay mediocre too then the collective doesn’t have to try…..

If we are all losers, we can be losers together and their comfort in that…

Keep the status quo as low end and middle of the road as possible….and fill our lives with ugly, fat, low energy, uninspiring, unimpressive, underachieving people….

So we can chill…

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Kate Moss on the Runway
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Angel Reese in a Slutty Dress
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Em Rat Cow Nude Snaps
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Paige Spiranac is Ready for Halloween
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The Best Looks from the VS Fashion Show
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Livvy Dunne in Flaunt Magazine
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Brooks Nader See Through Shirt
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Paige Spiranac Slutty Cat Outfit in a Thong
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Historic Fleshlight
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Olivia Culpo at the VS Fashion Show
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Cher at the VS Fashion Show
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Travis Hunter’s Girl is Rooting for Him
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Kaepernick is Selling Condo
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Throwback Rachel Zegler Nip Slip
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Jet Pack Halloween Costume
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Jennifer Aniston Stays Fit
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Tallia Storm Nipple
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VERY BUSTY MAID
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Alessandra Ambrosio Behind the Scenes
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Nicolette Deallanno’s the NFL WAG from Jersey…
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Train Crashes Caught on Camera
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Forging Razors into a Knife
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Crazy Aviation Incidents
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Stevie Nicks as Halsey or Some Shit
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Man Buries Himself in Concrete
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Insane Anim CLICK HERE

Monster of the Plant World
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How to prevent Double Sides Mirror Creepers
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Kathryn Newton Leaves Chateau Marmont
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Dixie D’Amelio in a Black Dress
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Samara Weaving Leaves Chateau Marmont
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Selena Gomez is Less Fat and Showing off Legs
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Charli XCX is Posing….
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The VS SHOW…..

Bella Hadid was there
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Jasmine Tookes was there
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Josephine Skriver was there
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Gigi Hadid was there
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Larsen Thompson was there
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Olivia Ponton TikTok Bitch was there
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Lisa from Black Pink was there
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Camille Kosten was there
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Alessanra Ambrosio was there
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Candice Swanepoel was there
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Adriana Lima was there
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Barbara Palvin was there
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Phoebe Dynevor was there
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Xandra Pohl was there
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Dollar Store Hooker
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So Crazy Would You Hit It
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Masturbating Soccer Mom
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Classic Boobs
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Quickie
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ASS!
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Butt Plugs
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Neon Bikini Black Dildo
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Hard Punching
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Is This Real
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Pussy Eating on a Boat
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Clear Dildo Grip
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Furry Tail Butt Plug
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Parking Lot Dick Suck
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2024

16

Oct

Pantless Sydney Sweeney Hides Her Cookie While Baking Cookies of the Day

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After being really thrown off by Sweeney playing a dyke boxer, which is something no one really ever wants to meet or be around because lesbians are insufferable and never how they are portrayed in the hot lesbian pornos, but rather mean spirited and angry man haters…..so throwing in the boxing energy to that mix sounds like nothing but a bad time….

But the girl is allowed to do a role to target the Oscar she so rightfully deserves with her tits….

So I’ve decided to revisit some pictures that were recently released of her making cookies with no pants on.

She’s not showing her cookie, which in this case means her cunt because despite being a nude actress in softcore porn they call hollywood, she only does that for the movies….and HBO…not for the instagram brand deals…

The fact remains that we’d all happily eat her cookies and her cookie because hollywood doesn’t bring us much jerk off fodder, it’s all diverse, ugly and trans….so the big blonde tits fucking MATTER bro…

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2024

16

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Victoria’s Secret Show Bullshit of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel was at one time the best in Victoria’s Secret mall brand models. She was committed to the Big Underwear Empire that trafficked her from South Africa and allowed her to live a life of freedom in America, far removed from the racism the White South African landowner must endure after years of being racist White South African landowners…

She’s old as shit, but she’s kept herself fit in these years of sadness far removed from the only brand partner she ever knew….

She has her own line that probably makes her millions and that is probably backed by Victoria’s Secret as part of their strategy to survive the bad press they’ve received all those years.

It made strategic sense to give their stars their own brands, under their own brand names, removed from their captors…but it still looks like the last 6 years, Candice has been starving and I like that about her and her peri-menopause….too old to impregnate but not too old to want to impregnate…

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2024

16

Oct

Bella Hadid’s Victoria’s Secret Show Bullshit of the Day

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Bella Hadid closed out the shitty VS fashion show that they decided to bring back as some weird attempt at a revival of the dying brand.

I can’t imagine that anyone gave a fuck about it, it wasn’t all that good.

It was not some cultural moment that it was in the past, because we’re evolved and don’t need BIG PANTY EPSTEIN FUNDERS to give us boners…especially when they use their old timer models who are near dead…..definitely expired….rocking a dick….or being obese because they need to still push some level of woke.

They are trying to celebrate Bella Hadid for being some closing act…like it is a big deal….

She showed off her LIME DISEASE body in underwear now that she’s old and washed up and her faking it til she made it actually means she made it.

The girl was never really destined to be a model, but she committed to the concept of being a model and after all these years, she can officially believe that she is a model….all that faking it til she made it happened.

I mean, it doesn’t really require much skill to be a model, just be skinny and walk stupid…but when you’re a fraud….you’re a fraud but I’ll still look at you half naked.

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2024

16

Oct

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

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Some people call Wednesday HUMP DAY.

Some people call it SURVIVOR NIGHT….

But us guys around here know what Wednesday is actually about…..the WET SPOT…

Women of the internet have decided to share their soiled panties to trigger or manipulate men into thinking they are so horny….because some men are pretty pathetic and pay for that shit.

They don’t know the real hotness is when the pussy is dry because you can feel the friction on your micro penis….

They don’t know how to handle women and think of them as mystical creatures that only exist in pictures on the internet….and see wetness and can’t contain themselves..

They don’t know the wetness isn’t for them and could be staged….

They are just near retards….so this is for you….and all the amateur and hobbiest gynecologists out there like the creaming for analysis…IS IT OVULATION, AROUSAL, INFECTION, OR FAKE!

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