It is no mystery that Coachella is a mainstream, commercialized experience, for all the idiots who want to get instagram footage.
The acts are top tier acts, it’s radio music, the concert version, where all these basic as fuck humans congregate and try to be as relevant as each other at the relevant place…
Which is fine, mainstream has always existed, it just that these people don’t realize they are mainstream idiots, and think they are part of some exclusive club.
I was triggered when I saw the Walmart Yodeling kid at Coachella, something I would have expected, but reminded of how the internet is a pile of dog shit of a place where the mainstream became everything….
Obviously the yodeling kid was a viral stunt, that went viral, people loved it for whatever reason. Walmart gave the kid a concert. Ellen booked the kid, despite being a lesbian who America loves, and you’d assume it would die down and be over…
Instead, he opened Coachella and all the attendees went nuts, the internet left it’s mark and Memes are now on stage at shows….for people to go nuts because they brushed shoulders, were in the same room as the yodeling kid they saw in a youtube video…
It is crazy….and people are getting real rich based on the universal access to the internet….it’s almost too easy to troll these people and get paid…
In my era, you’d go viral amongst a group of cool people, and eventually get to the Music festival level, where more people would discover you, and eventually, after sucking dick and selling out, you’d end up on the talk show circuit being a washed up hollywood fuck none of your original fans respected.
Now, they get ironic or bring the Meme to life after Walmart and Ellen beat you to the punch, while you’re marketed as some progressive and hip event for the millennials, even if all the people I see at the event are 45 fucking years old…
It’s just too bad because it keeps people really fucking lazy, their creativity based on getting seen, rather than being good…
That said, the owner of Coachella funds anti-gay, anti-abortion, gun shit that the people at Coachella, if not such morons consuming what they are fed, act Social Justice Warrior about those causes, until you blind them with a Beyonce performance…IDIOTS.
The point of the story is fuck Coachella, it’s fucking lame, and fuck the internet, it’s not some underbelly shit filled with weirdos, it’s fucking commercialized, regulated, and filled with everything I hate…
Here are some morning links…
Fat Chick Does Disgusting Dance of the Day
Sophie Turner on her Green Card Wedding
Latest Date Rape Victim
Uma Thruman…..Boradway Sucks
John Stamos – Makes babies…
The Hopscotch Experiment
Trashy Slutty Reality Show Monster
Smashing Things the Nerdiest Way….
Fails of the Week….
Carrie Underwood Shows her Face…
Hilarious Angry Protestor