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2018

10

Jul

Julia Louis Dreyfus in a Bikini of the Day

Julia Louis Dreyfus, better known as Elaine to the old fucks…or the neighbor’s wife in National Lampoon Christmas Vacation who Clarke doesn’t like because they are YUPPIE SCUM who are fucking the traditional family values he believes so much in, and really who the fuck really cares what else she’s been in, it’s fucking Elaine, a woman I am sure you never thought was hot when watching Seinfeld back in the 90s when you only had limited TV options, but then again, you’re a pervert who likes anything with a vagina…

She is the original Billionaire daughter turned celebrity, her family own a LOT of fucking real estate, and like a Hadid or a Jenner, it obviously helped her career, only it was an era where you actually had to get to work and get jobs, rather than just stand around in a bikini for social media…and the cameras like a vapid cunt….she genuinely had to perform and audition and there’s something nice about that in this era of entitled garbage…

I guess that doesn’t mean she’s too old to stand around in a bikini, even if I think there should be a cut off age for bikinis, because old women in bikinis scares me, even if it’s really just them not caring anymore, they’ve had all the sex they’ve needed and they’re no longer trying….so they are a “who gives a fuck, look at my big tits in a bikini” kind of girl…she has that right because virtually won at life, except for the cancer… from the family you were born into, to your career, she’s good…..except for the cancer…

She’s 58 years old. She had to undergo Breast Cancer surgery in February. She seems to be doing good…keeping spirits high and her body looks pretty awesome for a cancer survivor who is 58 years old.

Here’s to not dying yet and keepin’ them titties out..even if they tried to kill her.

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2018

10

Jul

Nell Tiger Free Bikini of the Day

Nell Tiger Free is an 18 year old who has been on a few Seasons of Game of Thrones, which means you weirdo Game of Thrones people have been watching her since she was underage, and I have no confidence in any grown man who likes anything that has to do with wizards and dragons, like Game of Thrones, even though it is mainstream and everyone fucking loves that shit except me….because I still have the mindset that LARPING is for very weird fucking people who masturbate all day to very fucking weird things….so weird that this Nell Tiger Free won’t do anything for them because she’s not dressed up like a GNOME HOBBiT ALIEN AVATAR OGRE…

18 year olds in bikinis though, not bad. Right. Even when from the UK. This won’t last forever it never does…18 is this weird pre-fat zone of perky…and I guess Nell Tiger Free and her weird hippie name knows it.

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2018

10

Jul

JoJo Paddleboarder of the Day

I’ve been wondering why JOJO still exists, why people still talk about her, why she has followers, and all that nonsense that makes these celebrities celebrities and as it turns out, it is because of the gays, who generally love all things “Pop” and 90s nostalgic and they are keeping her alive…playing from Gay Club to Gay Club…songs they remember when they were young homos growing into themselves doing song and dance routines at home….for their dad who thought “fuck, I think I done made me a queer”…

That said, she not only appeals to gay people who rememeber the 90s, but also perverts who like tits on their young starlet now that she’s old..

So here she is paddleboarding for you watersports enthusiasts..

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Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque|SFW

2018

10

Jul

Whitney Cummings Funny Tits in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t like funny girls…especially when they aren’t funny to begin with and just joke around about sucking dick and dating…..and the struggles of being a woman…with a dirty fucking mouth because they are pandering to women who can relate….and dudes who like staring at their tits.

I don’t like funny anything really….I don’t like stand up comedy. I don’t like sitcoms. I don’t like comedy movies. I find it all so fucking stupid and not funny.

I don’t like people who pride themselves on being funny, or who have decided they are funny and have made a life out of being funny, when I am too autistic to understand their jokes.

I do like tits, and Whitney Cummings, possibly a failed actress, who chose comedy because it’s easy target, low barrier of entry, comedians who are the patriarchy are easy to manipulate with tits….and so am I….

She is rich as hell…thanks to a few hit shows….and she has tits…which is really what matters.


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2018

10

Jul

Bella Hadid Sexually Assaults a Giraffe of the Day

The other day – Bella Hadid posted erotic with a Giraffe. Maybe it is a cultural thing, as she is from Palestine and I do not know how Giraffe sex works there. Or maybe she’s got this innate talent to pull her tits out in any and all circumstances, even when visiting some kind of African Giraffe refuge or reserve, because obviously wear a fucking bikini top everywhere you go, you didn’t have daddy buy you them tits for nothing….and even if they are real tits…bikini top that shit…every menial task…it will get more likes on social media…..

I just find it inappropriate…poor giraffe doesn’t need to be used as a prop in a social media porn pic….it’s not bringing any awareness to his cause…it’s just a swimming with Dolphins situation on land…and our only hope is that they get bit by Malaria bugs….and kill the whole family off in a feverish rage…

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2018

10

Jul

Selena Gomez Bikini Reaction to Bieber’s Jesus Proposal of the Day

I am not too sure when these Selena Gomez bikini pics with what must be fake tits out actually happened, I saw them on the internet yesterday and can assume that she’s a strategic little Disney Kid who understands all the hype around her an Bieber enough to know she needs to post a reaction picture to his engagement to mooch rich kid third string Jenner / Hadid latch on, Hailey Baldwin…for the sake of Jesus…because it’s a trend for these little entitled brats to pretend they have found God, and pretend they go to church, because they found a modern pastor who tells them it’s ok to be slutty, disgusting, mooch opportunist, rich and greedy fame whoring Millennials so long as they give him their Church Dues…it’s like some AA rehab shit, that Selena Gomez knows all about first hand cuz her unstable ass / and Kidney is in and out of that place…all while having milked her Bieber relationship to build her career, since he’s the famous one, a tactic Baldwin is about to try on….with their own kind of Royal Wedding….that you could pretend is romantic, since Bieber de-virginized her when she was 16 and he was in his 20s….and now he put a ring on it to prove that it was real and not sex offense..

The point is, Selena Gomez posting up reaction pics in bikini, big probably fake tits / like her Kidneys, freaking out like her Kidneys…because she’s got Lupus and a new Kidney.

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2018

10

Jul

Kim Garner – Bikini Slut of the Day

The highlight of my life was when Kim Garner followed me on twitter, I can’t prove that it happened, when it did happen I didn’t know who she was, and I guess because she followed me I now know who she is, it was many years ago and was probably the best 5 minutes before she unfollowed me of my life.

In doing what I do, you’d think all the celebs would be inviting me to their parties, their vacations, letting me into their worlds….you know all the A-Listers, so that bottom feeders like Kim Garner would be basically paying me money to post her amongst them….

I know, the glamorous life of a Hollywood Titty Reporter…with a blog, who lives one step up from a cardboard box…and who can’t afford to buy my own beer..

BUT as it turns out, I am pretty much ignored, so when a reality star from the UK, or Phoebe Price reach out…I feel like I’m big leagues….insignificant me…connecting with an ass like this…

Unfortunately, I think the Kim Garner follow back was some Robot script, and not her at all, but I’m allowed to have dreams that someone as irrelevant but more relevant that a local bar tender would follow me.

We’re all allowed to have dreams…

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