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2026

19

Jun

Charli XCX’s Fat Belly Roll of the Day

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Charli XCX is some overrated fat chick who they decided to give a career to.

I guess if she was a skinny hot chick, they’d have less control over her messaging.

When you get a fat chick, they want to be the hot chick so bad, that they’ll do anything when selling their soul.

While a hot chick, is harder to manipulate.

It’s like a dude with a giant cock, pretty happy in life working blue collar because of his giant cock, no need to have the drive of a small dicked guy who’s only value is money or status due to the micro penis…

You get what we are saying here…

Charli XCX not hot, but they want us to think she is…

She’s even doing MEDIA like ROLLING STONE magazine in her underwear, tits out.

All I see is belly rolls.

Which is funny because you know she starved herself for a week or two before this photoshoot, maybe railing lines of OZEMPIC….then there’s the whole PHOTOTSHOOT with PHOTOSHOP and filters…

Clearly, this is a TO BETTER fatty situation…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS, god knows what you’d want to, CLICK HERE

But she does have tits!!

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2026

18

Jun

RIP Motherfucker the Daveigh Chase Edition of the Day

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Daveigh Chase, the voice of Lilo from Lilo and Stitch and the girl in The Ring and Donnie Darko and some other shit died this week.

She apparently was admitted to the hospital for being malnourished, developed meningitis and ultimately died of sepsis….

It’s another tragic story of a potential star who left the evil perverted Hollywood industry to do whatever she decided to do over the last 10 years, probably because the evil perverted Hollywood industry destroyed her…

She will never before forgotten because she’s the closest thing to a celeb to every re-tweet me back in 2011…..

Which means, I probably could have saved her through twitter all those years ago, but instead I was too busy posting titty pics to realize there were titties that just needed to be saved through twitter…I blame being deleted from twitter for Daveigh’s demise…it’s all TWITTER’s fault.

All this to say, sad ending to someone with so much potential….RIP MOTHERFUCKER.

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2026

18

Jun

Tiny Tit Thursday of the Day

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You know, I never get fan mail..

I never get inquiries from Hollywood execs who want to make a movie about my lifestory.

I never get ad inquiries….cash offers…free trips…invitations…

I never get any positive reinforcement….and I’m ok with that because ultimately I don’t deserve any of that.

However, I did get FAN mail this week and it was in DIRECT RESPONSE to the TINY TIT POSTS…

Someone out there, like me, appreciates TINY TITS…

We realize they are TITTIES TOO…

We know…and we are sold on the tighter bodied women…

We don’t need sloppy fat tits hanging off a belly for FEMININITY…

WE JUST NEED THE NIPPLES…

So in giving the PERSON what they want…by FOLLOWING the feedback….HERE WE GO…

Like an influencer, following the clicks, the views, the likes, the engagement…like a bitch who went viral for getting kicked in the balls, only making content around being kicked in the balls…GIVE THE PEOPLE WHJAT THEY WANT…one-trick pony…

DO WHAT WORKS..

TITS GET HITS

EVEN TINY TITS ON THURSDAY..

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2026

18

Jun

Old Lady Christina Aguilera Transification of the Day

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Christina Aguilera has transitioned.

Sure, she was likely born with a vagina, but thanks to the aging process she has been able to survive by applying the same tactics your local tranny porn star or sex worker has done…

Face injections, ozempic after decades of obesity, bleached hair and tits out!

Since she was the trashy and slutty pop star when pop was generic and controlled. You knew that the girls were are controlled degenerate dirtbags, but they presented themselves as candy coated pop shit, so when one broke the norm to hype themselves up, which happened to be X-Tina dirty, she rose to the top of the pop foodchain…before getting fat and vile….

She’s back now, like some kind of horror movie zombie….with TITS..

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2026

18

Jun

Jennifer Aniston’s Push Up Erotica of the Day

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Aniston is so old, but she is doing push ups, or would this be an ass-up, I guess ultimately, it’s a simulated sex act in leggings that she is too old for but that would land most women her age in the hospital for hip displacement…but she makes millions of dollars per year and isn’t like the normal old ladies.

Clearly, the old ladies out there love seeing other old ladies winning, because their lives suck.

I just wish they were a little more catty and cancelled her for trying to make young men want to fuck her when she’s clearly expired….

THe hard nippled celebrity is always promoting her smart water, which is probably how she lubricates her dry vagene…

IF you have ever been on a SQUIRT PORN shoot, you would have seen the PORN CHICK drinking a lot of water to commit to the squirt…

Since she’s a dinosaur, seeing her ass in air, humping the air, would be better if the climax or end was landing on the bottle with that weathered, childless, vagina…

ALWAYS BE INSERTING…

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2026

18

Jun

J.Lo’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

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There comes a point in every woman’s life where her asshole behind thong gives me flashbacks of working as an orderly at an old folks home on shit shift…

That’s diaper changing, ass wiping level of traumatizing…

The way a vagina should never be seen if you want to ever have a normal sex life or needs….

There comes a point in time in every woman’s life where her vagina is better kept under wraps in that diaper…

J.Lo trying to be hot, pushing her senior citizen dementia ass like she was still in her 20s sucking DIDDY DICK to get to the next level on celebrity game is not that hot…

But she does look better than most old ass women her age, so that’s the silver lining…..to match her silver hair roots…which I call the TRUTH under this COSPLAY LIE…

What happened to just taking the month and running? These egos are too annoying…

Posted in:J.Lo

2026

18

Jun

Thong and Tanlines on a Thursday of the Day

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Thongs and Tanlines motherfuckers…

You thought tanlines alone were the best thing ever…

Then you realized you could have THONG tanlines to highlight the good parts and realized…NO! That is the best thing ever…

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2026

17

Jun

Millie Bobby Boner Giver of the Day

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Millie Bobby Boner Jovi boner giver is pretty committed to giving her nerd fans boners through content she produces for her direct to consumer brand that surely makes her money.

Not all whoring takes place on OnlyFans, some of it is handed out for free, designed to go viral or get clicks and convert sales…

With a creepy nerd Stranger Things fan-base that have been creepily obsessed with her since before she got tits, it is probably easy to generate those views with the tits.

Her tits are really the only interesting thing about her and she knows it, but I am aware that tits are the only interesting thing on all women most of the time.

Otherwise, she wouldn’t be aggressively using them in her marketing efforts, she’s also using her fat pussy definition in tight pants, in these porny poses, unless being jerked off is her fetish…

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2026

17

Jun

In Tragic News, I Missed a Rachel Bilson Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Rachel Bilson was a big deal back in 2002, or whenever the fuck the OC came out.

I’ve watched the OC at least 3 times since I watched it when it came out and it’s a perfect fucking show.

Summer, played by Bilson was the big titty friend to Marissa Cooper, played by crackhead Mischa Barton, and she was everything you’d want her to be in a post 90s series.

She disappeared in 2008, when the guy from Star Wars abducted and bread her in Canada, where we assume she lived in a cage.

So our Rachel Bilson experience was cut short.

When she could have taken the tits onto a Jennifer Aniston kind of career, the tits from TV becoming tits in cheesy movies….

She lived in a barn in Canada….

They split in 2017, too little too late, she was already old, washed up and forgotten…

However, she still has the tits…

So the now 40-something, who was once the 20-something it-girl, before throwing it all away…posted a mom bikini selfie for clickbait back in MAY and we as in ME because there is just one of me missed it…because I generally forget that Bilson exists..

If middle-aged bikinis are your thing…here it is…

She also had her cleavage out at some other event…

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2026

17

Jun

Dua Lipa Got Married and is in a Bikini of the Day

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Dua Lipa is a product of Russian spam bots and manipulation of the algorithms of the internet, because her dad was some Albanian nerd who worked in marketing in early enough internet, which is when the fake views and fake traffic and fake comments really allowed you to game the system and get legitimate traffic.

I know people who were buying fake views on monetized YOUTUBE videos, making hundreds of thousands of dollars for pennies, all because they scammed with fake views and google didn’t catch on…

Those people should have been me, but apparently they were DUA LIPA, who luckily enough had an appeal that connected with real peopole, even if they were retarded people, they were still real, and her TikTok soundtracks secured her place in the world….all DIGITAL ALL THE TIME.

Anyway, she got married, I think she’s got a bit of a tranny look to her, like she should have a beard, but she seems to have hips and a waist, which trannies rarely have, so the pussy in the bathing suit may be a pussy and not a good tucking….

That’s the kind of thing I consider important news..

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