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2024

11

Oct

Kylie Jenner Smoking Tits of the Day

I don’t mean SMOKIN TITS like SMOKING HOT tits, when I see a Kardashian, I see demons. I mean smoking because there is SMOKE coming out of her demon mouth, like a scene from a horror movie, but behind that is big fake tits….and those override the demonic forces of said Kardashian.

I don’t like to endorse the Kardashians because they are fucking monsters across the board. They are responsible for destroying society, they are terrorists. They should be taken out back and shot. Some sort of political assassination should target them because they are worse for your country than the open borders…..

I do endorse smoking in part because the only reader of this site likes seeing bitches who smoke.

I prefer when the smoke is from an actually analog cigarette, it’s traditional and makes actual sense, not this modern plastic sucking on technology bullshit the fags are into….

Smoking chemicals and anti-freeze instead of just tobacco…seems retarded…

I do hope that the smoking gives the Jenner VAPE lung and she explodes on her next private flight…..because that goes back to her being part of the evil regime destroying the youth….

I’ll still look at her tit, even if it’s as authentic as Bruce’s pussy.

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2024

11

Oct

Sabrina Carpenter is in a Slutty Dress of the Day

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Sabrina Carpenter is one of the latest girls to either be created in the lab under Disney where they do their cloning and creation of talent that they mold and mind control through trauma….or she’s just one of the girls they mold and mind control through trauma…the conspiracies don’t need to be all that far fetched to still be true.

There’s a reason the industry decided to milk this one like she probably milked their dicks with her hand while tickling the tip with her tongue….

I don’t know that reason, but to be in all the media dressed provocatively and to secure a Taylor Swift opening act when Swift is the biggest fucking puppet around…you gotta ask questions….while staring at her tits in a tight dress and imagining that whole MILKING scenario.

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2024

11

Oct

Kate Beckinsale in Leather of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is not dead. Her will to be jerked off to is just too powerful for the gods to take her out.

At 100 years old, maybe older, she’s still presenting herself as someone you’d want to fuck and not just because she’s Kate Beckinsale and it would make for a great story when telling your doctor how you got AIDS.

BUT because she’s still looking good…

If only the Old Folks Home of my past, where I used to work changing diapers, came with dried up cunts like this one you can actually get off to without feeling as sick as Beckinsale was at the top of the year when she got Hospitalized for coughing up blood due to anorexia, dick sucks, or whatever it is a person gets that makes them cough up blood.

I’m not her doctor, but if I was, I’d be wrist deep in her, like a ventriloquist, not writing some useless post about her aging process….

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2024

11

Oct

Victoria Justice and Her Tits of the Day

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I don’t know if Victoria Justice always had these full looking tits, I didn’t really pay attention to her at her peak of child stardom, even though her child stardom was primarily when she was over 18, just playing a teen for some pervert cable tv.

I do know that the tits are looking great in her bikini top, maybe some implants, maybe some ovulation, maybe some strategic weight gain or fat transfers….

The process doesn’t matter, we’re not scientists, we’re just glad the tits are part of her current comeback tour.

Nina Dobrev’s Got Her Cleavage of the Day

Nina Dobrev has her tits out in a dress because that’s what you do when you’re a Canadian immigrant who basically used the weak Canadian immigration laws to pass through to the USA where she got herself famous.

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2024

11

Oct

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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Do you remember a time when you used to really have to work on seeing a chick naked and she’d rarely flash you unless she was drunk and with her friends and they collectively felt it was fun to show you their tits?

I mean that or you were getting laid, which happened sometimes…

Do you remember when the only way to see the girls naked without putting in work to get no results was paying the cover charge at the strip club?

See, we’ve always liked seeing clothed girls get out of their clothes. We’ve liked to see naked chicks get naked after seeing them in clothes. We’re wired that way.

Now with the internet you don’t need to be a peeping tom, you don’t even need to want to see the chicks naked, the girls of the world who want to get naked are feeding the pipeline of clothed and not clothed content and we just sit back and get it.

I don’t know what that does to the male instinct, or society as a whole, but probably nothing good, but who needs good society when you got NUDES for FREE.

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2024

11

Oct

Em Rat Cow’s Face of the Day

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I don’t know why Em Rat Cow looks like she’s been curb-stomped, you know getting one of those SMILIES where her cheeks have been totally cut up to her ears, but I’ll assume that’s all natural aging process for the instagram whore who confused brands into thinking she was a fashion icon or something due to tits.

Tits are impressive, even gays and other chicks of fashion flock to them because everyone’s a dick suck clout chasing, but only SOME of these whores are actually SUCKING the dick…

I don’t know why Em Rat Cow looks WONKY eyed, but probably due to whatever injections her ALL NATURAL face doesn’t get…..

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2024

11

Oct

Dua Lipa Cleavage Show of the Day

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Little known fact, Dua Lipa is named after her lippy vagina which she hasn’t publicly spoke about but feels is something women with big lips should feel empowered about, so what better way to celebrate your dangling cunt that to post pics of it for other dangly cunts to tell you how empowered, boss, beautiful, slay you are….

Dua Lipa is the Albanian popstar power bottom from the UK who just happened to go viral and become the biggest star on the planet by doing it all on her own….

BELIEVABLE STORY…

The good news is she hangs out with her tits out and we like tits….

They distract from the fact that she’s an industry puppet human trafficked and manipulated into this, because it’d be easy to fake it being self produced….when we know women who all want the fame and try for the fame but can’t get the fame so they end up sucking rich guy dick for rent money.

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2024

10

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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They may want you dumb and retarded but the truth is, they don’t want you at all…

They think they are smarter and hotter than you with their degrees and big bank accounts and tits….and they are.

They hate you. They scam you. They try to confuse you. They talk down to you. They don’t think you’re human. They don’t care about you, they just want your money…and will smile and confuse you while they take it….then laugh about it amongst themselves…but at least you can rebel to them by JERKING OFF TO THEM ON YOUR SCREEN.

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2024

10

Oct

Jessica Simpson’s Ozempic Creepiness of the Day

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This Jessica Simpson weirdness came out a few weeks ago, or maybe last week…

I missed it because I have this thing where I don’t really give a fuck about fat 45 year old moms, even after they’ve found Ozempic, no matter how big their tits are…unless it’s at the fucking park, public pool, child birthday party, the McDonalds, the bar where they are drinking their sadness away due to a cheating husband taking the kids to the all inclusive resort with his new wife….you in a place where I can have skin in the skin flaps left from the Ozempic treatments…not on the internet where there are hot chicks doing hot things to distract me….

Not weird rich old lady doing weird whore things….in weird outfits….

Let’s hope these are her “leaked nudes”….because putting this out there for the world shows how fucking far gone she is, early demential I’d reckon…creepy as shit…right.

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2024

10

Oct

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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In a world where the architecture is pretty fucking depressing, at least compared to what they were doing in the 1800s and earlier, where the art is pretty stupid digital pop nonsense that retards pay 10000s of dollars for, where fashion is like halloween clown shit and everyone is pretty much the fucking same…on some communist level of work camp bullshit….

It’s nice to see that girls are taking the time to try to be unique and creative, when everything is really a lot of the same in content creation, all in efforts to flash their tits best.

The titty drop is important….creative tit flashing is the last unique individual thought process this generation of brains have…

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