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2024

23

Oct

Joey King’s Got Her Tits Out of the Day

In Joey King news you should care about, she recently got interviewed in Interview Magazine by Channing Tatum who played her dad in the movie White House Down.

He asked her what she would do if her parents didn’t sell her to the industry 20 years ago, back when she was 5 and thrown into working and monetizing herself because the rent doesn’t pay itself and because it’s the modern approach to pulling your kid out of school. to work the farm after daddy got into a farming accident and died.

She said that she would have invested into an early start-up and would be filthy rich, because I guess she’s a money grubbing, money loving, empty piece of shit like most people in this demonic society. It’s not her fault, she was likely molested her entire life to become the actress she became.

She also said that she’d be a morning TV host because she’s charged in the morning, or a teacher because she loves her teacher that was actually her private tutor because she didn’t get to go to real school with the whole parents selling her childhood out for profit.

In Joey King news you ACTUALLY care about…she’s got bigger tits than you’d expect and she’s using them to carry her into the “hot starlet with tits” from the awkward nerd child star her parents sold to the industry….

We’re here for the tits.

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2024

19

Sep

Joey King Plays the Next Gen Z Hot Chick of the Day

Joey King was at one time the nerdy looking weird girl who wasn’t really a hot chick…but she grew some tits and the industry decided that they had something to work with.

They put her into a Critically Acclaimed role, where she met her husband the director you never heard of so we assume he’s a professional handler. She got nominated for a Golden Globe….she got styled by an influential Celebrity Blogger who celebrates her daily….she’s got the tits and they’ve done a teen comedy of the late 90s with her…glasses off, hair down, tits out….so she matters.

She’s in all the hit movies…she even plays a parody of herself in one called UGLIES, where the UGLY girl levels up to become the hot chick….all by design to brainwash you into thinking she’s a hot chick….ALL thanks to tits.

Tits have a lot of influence especially when Hollywood is doing all they can to survive…

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2024

05

Sep

Joey King in a Sports Bra Showing Off her Tits of the Day

Joey King is being rebranded as the hot chick. She’s like a 90s movie where they take the glasses off and the pony tail out, and all of a sudden she’s worthy of a fuck, not that any of us wouldn’t have fucked her when she was the awkward sweater wearing nerd…but nerds dressed slutty are seemingly MORE fuckable and that’s the fucking point fuck.

They’ve got her in some colorful crazy pants and a sports bra that celebrate her big tit, rather than the sports bra the trannies in the gym wear that do the opposite because they are trying to smother their tits, not that I consider chicks who cut their tits off to live a life as a teenage boy trannies, they’re just lesbians.

The point of this compelling story is that cleavage does magic for a whore at fashion week events in NYC….because we like tits…especially when they are posing their way through a series of iphone photoshoot pics that look like the intro to a porn series, which is the point, or really what every picture looks like to me because I am a pervert imagining their next fuck….it’s a talent and a curse.

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2024

21

Aug

Joey King has Nipples of the Day

I don’t know who decided to motivate the nerd that is Joey King to turn into a sex object, but I guess the fact that she has a vagina and was probably used as a fleshlight throughout her career by the powerful men who create this people, may have something to do with it.

My real theory is that she’s got a set of tits and that’s enough to generate a ton of hype, to make her an important celebrity, to climb the ranks of A-List because as much as they intellectualize things, or deny FACTS, dudes are still teenage brained perverts who like tits….

MORE IMPORTANTLY…chicks like tits too…

We are wired to like tits because of our BABY BRAINS which is why so many big tits succeed with little to no talent…we just gravitate to them shits…MILKY.

As it turns out, a braless JOEY KING with her nipples out is a better JOEY KING than you’d expect her to be….and that’s what counts…leveling up with tit.

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2024

31

Jul

Joey King Revisits Ass Shaking Videos of the Day

Joey King is being marketed as a hot chick as she transitions from child star to serious actor, because she’s in her mid 20s and can’t really play the child star roles anymore.

She’s probably not the first choice in your collection of child star photos you revisit for creepy pervert fan masturbation reasons….I mean you try to convince us you’re a Disney subscriber for the Star Wars…but are you??

I remember going to people with cable’s house to drink and seeing they had Nickelodeon or Family channel as part of their cable packages and I knew they were VERY suspicious people since they didn’t have kids….”But it’s part of the package” is the equivalent of single middle aged men going on vacation to Thailand for the Pad Thai….we’re onto you.

Anyway, Joey King played a solid Gypsy Rose, got nominated for it, is now doing other things that her tits luckily override her face because tits have that ability…

With the Help of 45 year old JustJared who has been hanging with her since she was 15, totally normal things since he’s homosexual, now her stylist, using her tits for good….

So we’ve been forced to appreciate them….

As it turns out, she is a talented performer and also shakes her ass….

It was her birthday, so birthday tributes happened and some of those are worthy of looking at, because sexualizing Joey King isn’t the worst thing you can do with your day….especially now that she’s old enough to be sexualized.

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2024

16

Jul

Joey King Posts Bikini Smut of the Day

Joey King is a 24 year old married child star who is transitioning into adult roles, which isn’t the most common transition that Hollywood has been promoting the last decade, but it does happen occassionally….

Not all child stars who were sold to the industry as kids get run through by the satanic perverts, or if they do, they’re not whiners about it. So they don’t develop a drug addiction, die, or start an OnlyFans…they don’t get blacklisted from the industry that forces them to write a book about it….they just continue going through the celebrity motions.

So due to good behavior the starlet who started at 4 years old, is now being pushed on us aggressively but the good news is that they’ve offset the face made for working in a lab or library….so they’re maximizing them.

Her tits have been all over the place, from popular NETFLIX movies, to promo tours and Europe…

So here she is in a bikini.

And if you’re into seeing her tits at some talk show you can CLICK HERE

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2024

11

Jul

Joey King Titty Marketing of the Day

I am not going to say that Joey King is some hideous-faced monster that is being packaged as a hot chick, but I will say that the teen star turned serious actor because the industry had too much invested in her and she had too much of an audience to turn their back on, was never really seen as the hot chick actress in the movies she was in.

I only found out about her in the GYPSY ROSE BLANCHARD series she found her husband on and that she was nominated for a Golden Globe on, like it was a set up right of passage for her to elevate to mainstream adult movie roles….and she was not hot in that….

But then all of a sudden, they put the pig in lipstick (figuratively) since she’s not that ugly, tightened her up and hired a celebrity blogger as a stylist who decided with 20 years of experience in these kinds of things, knowing first hand that TITS GET HITS and that since she has tits, she should get the hits…..

So here we are…starting at Joey King’s tits with no choice but to package her as some kind of “hot celeb” even if we don’t really want to because that’s how marketing mind melds work and oftentimes it starts with the tits…it happens in everyday life too, I can introduce you to many men who have done things they’d never want to do, or never admit they did, or have deep regrets over because they were mesmerized by the tit…

So here’s that Joey King tit on some promotional tour because girl is in a lot of movies.

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2024

03

Jul

Joey King’s Tits Out in a Fancy Tank Top of the Day

Joey King may have a face of an accountant, but JustJared, her stylist is doing all he can to celebrate her tits and turn her into some kind of sex bimbo to offset her previous nerdy girl who has a high GPA look.

She is currently in the number 1 show on a streamer, where she plays a Hollywood Assistant to Zac Effron who fucks her mom Nicole Kidman….in a movie that will remind you that Hollywood has lost their fucking minds because it was dog shit, from story to resolution, where girl becomes a movie producer boss in the industry and Efron the actor finds love to some menopausal 60 year old in a creepy fucking wig…

It’s just solid masturbatory bullshit, but through it all, Joey King has tits, just not very exploited tits, so luckily JustJared knows how to bring out the tits, since he’s been doing the celeb blog thing for over 20 years and understand TITS GET HITS…and since she has tits…GET THE HITS..

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2024

17

Jun

Joey King Has a Nipple Slip of the Day

My new best friend because he is my only friend Willie just sent me these pictures because he’s finding the content that I’m too old and lazy to find.

I’ve been doing this for way too fucking long, my fetish, porn and happiness happens when I am not getting ball cancer from a computer or phone. Staring at the wall motherfucker.

So thanks to the new generation of perverts into this kind of celebrity thing, I can keep you up to speed on the nips slips and celebrity smut.

Joey King is the child star who was nominated for a Golden Globe for her portrayal of Gypsy Rose Blanchard in the movie “Retard who Killed Her Mom with an Online Nerd Boyfriend like You.” Probably a working title.

She is super famous and we’ve learned that she’s got super tits and to make things even weirder, her celebrity stylist is JustJared.

The celebrity blogger turned millionaire and friend to celebs from celebrity blogging, a far different outcome than my celebrity blogging, now dresses Joey King for all her events and in being a celebrity blogger realized “pull the titty out”.

You never know if it’s staged, AI, accidental or photoshop…but it’s good enough for me…

Thanks again Willie for giving you losers something to stare at when you play with your willies.

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2024

09

Apr

Joey King’s Got her Tits Out for a Tuesday

Joey King posted a picture of her laying in her bed topless with her big enough tit hanging out under her armpit for the social media account, because tits get hits so if you’ve got them, you’d be an idiot to not use to to amplify your feed, even when you’re already stupidly famous from being a child star.

It’s nice to see you can never be TOO famous to jump on low hanging fruit tactics in getting seen on the internet, or you can never be too famous to reduce yourself to a titty exposing whore seeking attention even though you already have the attention.

Good thing we like tits. Makes me like Joey King better.

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