For what this celebrity child star who is now an adult star may lack in her face….she makes up for it with the titties…because as she takes on her newest role, “Joey King” the personal brand, where she creates a personal to be the “real” Joey King, in efforts to hype up her acting profile, as a way to manipulate and lie to her fans, and probably launch a direct to consumer brand that will make her stupid money off the backs of those fans, as these money grubbers do…since they are never satisfied just being paid stupid money to play make-belief on some TV and Movies…

So in doing the “personal brand’ influencer shit, she’s dropped the bikini pics, and her body looks good to me, all tropical by the waterfall, living the rich and busty enough life…

I actually like Joey King as an actor, I thought she played a good half retard disabled chick who killed her oppressive mom with her nerdy internet boyfriend in the Gypsy Rose Blanchard story…which brings up a good question…how do you call a Romanian a gypsy without calling a Romanian a gypsy…

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I guess I’ve linked to the pictures of Joey King’s bra top for some premiere or party she’s heading to….because I think her tits are tits….and after deep digging into the depths of the internet…it turns out that they are tits.

I didn’t give a fuck about Joey King before seeing her play a retarded girl and I guess with her shaved head and solid acting, all looking like a FLIPPER baby all growed up, which I guess spoke to my testicles and not because they said “IMPREGNATE THAT VICTIM OF HER MOTHER’S ABUSE BECAUSE SHE CAN’T OUTRUN ME IN HER WHEELCHAIR….THE BATTERY WILL EVENTUALLY RUN OUT”…..but because when she grew her hair out and pulled out her tits I was shocked because I thought she looked like that half retard….so it was a moment of excitement and I think she was ROBBED of the GOLDEN GLOBE before the GOLDEN GLOBES died by the woke… she was nominated…and should have won…

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I prefer the tooth brushing porn..

GET me that dental hygiene on my balls….so I can give you a reason to brush them teeth..

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Joey King’s making the moves because I guess she’s got tits and wants the people to know that she’s not just some average looking actress, she’s got TITS….NOW LOOK AT THEM!

I actually don’t know much about her weird child actor work, I don’t watch that kind of bullshit, I only know her from The Act where she played Gypsy Rose Blanchard and deserved the Golden Globe she was nominated for….but she lost to Michelle Williams, that weird ass Heath Ledger killer…and I can assure you Joey King was more impressive than that Broke Back Mountain muppet..

ANYWAY….like all young starlets, she can only speak to her demographic if she talks sex, acts sex, is sex….

I accidentally watched a big Youtubers podcast, she’s a slutty big tit girl named Tana that for whatever reason, probably because Google makes bank off her, making her more important and relevant than people with actual talent or celebrity, because we’re a low standard easy to entertain mindless and medicated people and I thought to myself “who listens to this shit”…she was basically just telling stories about going to dinner and being rich as shit and useless with a staff…and that’s not to say she doesn’t deserve the money, why give it all to google if that’s what people care to hear about, it just puts people like Joey King, who have the support of the dying industry in a place where she’s gotta post topless pics to get noticed, even though the machine, likely a dying machine, I have no hope for Hollywood surviving….they’ve done terrible in keeping up…but at least they’ve reduced it to “get more views if you show them titties”…cuz I LOVE TITTIES!

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JOEY KING WAS ROBBED…..when she didn’t win the Golden Globe or whatever she was nominated for. I watched the series and she was actually amazing in it, not very hot since she played some retard who killed her mom, BUT….her acting was solid and I think acting is a fucking joke so that is SAYING a lot…I don’t think there’s good acting, it’s all BAD acting, and none of these people are ARTISTS contributing to the higher consciousness of humanity…but rather filling it with more noise we don’t need….but JOEY king was good…

Since that discovery, I’ve discovered she’s got a body, and as she shows us her asshole under her bikini at a waterpark basking in that piss pool water….avoiding COVID….I think her half naked is worth checking out…so check it out loser…

Find better idols people, but jerk off to these ones trying to distract you….

That’s my MERCH idea…FIND better idols….

Now someone make me a design, sell them to Walmart, let’s get that PRIVATE jet money boys.

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Joey King’s out here with what you’d call her fat manager, even though she’s not fat or her manager, it’s one of those things I learned at a young age when I used to party at college bars and realized that for every hot chick you wanted access to, there was about 3 fat chicks who were attached to her, making it impossible to penetrate the wall because you didn’t have the manpower….unless you were lucky enough to have a jump the grenade kind of homie who would fuck whatever came his way….but not all fat entourage are bodyguards, some are the managers or agents you have to negotiate with and if you’re too charming and they decide they want you, they’ll bitch at the hot chick to let them have that one, to which the hot chick will say “go for it, he’s a good fit for you”…saving herself from your hustle and making you fuck a fat chick…THOSE GROOMERS.

The hot chick likes the entourage to block out the low lives, but also to make them look hotter….

The fat chicks like the association with the hot chick, to elevate their game…because now dudes will talk to them…

It’s a win win….

So in this case, Joey King’s with a man face, making her look far hotter, but maybe that’s just because of the bikini….you know them tits exist…

I know Joey King’s not the hottest celebrity around, but I watched her in “The Act” and she was great, which I don’t ever say because I think acting is a fucking joke…

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I just did this post on CAYLEY KING who is Joey King’s less successful, dick riding sister, who has to wear a bikini to get noticed while her sister has 18 million fans and she only has 65k….crazy I know….but the nice thing about that is that Cayley is in a bikini for attention in that post so you know she knows what she needs to do…and since I just wrote it, you can go see what I said instead of making me repeat it here you assholes…

Joey King, who I didn’t find hot until recently and really it was probably only because I saw her in a movie based on a documentary and she was amazing in it….I was rooting for her Golden Globe win and I felt she was robbed but knew it would put her on the map and have her taken more seriously as an actor…even though acting is a fucking joke…and requires no talent and I am never “moved” by a performance….and I wouldn’t say Joey King moved me, I’ll just say she deserved that win….

She has gone onto posting shit to instagram, it’s the only way to exist in her era…it’s more important than TV, people don’t even know about content off of social media…which is why this site has 2 readers….hi Dad….jokes…I don’t know who my dad is…I just know the condom broke and my mom couldn’t afford an abortion with spending all her hooker money on crack and aids medications….

Here’s Joey King in her pajamas…nipple visible sick fucks.

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I don’t know what Joey King is promoting, but I do know that it is her time to shine as an actress, if she wasn’t already shining before, because she killed it in the show “The Act”…where she played Gypsy Rose Blanchard in what was one of the best impressions of Gypsy Rose Blanchard I’ve ever seen….not that I’ve seen any Gypsy Rose Blanchard impersonations but I did watch the documentary before watching “The Act” and it was good. Give credit where credit is due….

I don’t think she’s exceptionally hot, just substantially hotter than when she played that retard mom killer…and despite not being exceptionally hot, she’s good enough….

I do think she’s a good actor and deserves any hype she gets…not that I take any actors seriously or believe that any talent is required to be an actor…I actually think it’s a huge fucking scam…but when someone does something that I don’t find annoying, when I am always annoyed, I give credit…

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