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2019

06

Dec

Joey King Does the Splits of the Day

Joey King Tits

Joey King had a break out year as far as I am concerned…she’s the KING…literally…as if that’s her real name….I am going to google it to make sure it’s not some name she uses to give us the illusion that she’s bigger and more important than she is….like she’s ELVIS’ daughter or something….

Anyway, Joey King had a break out year in acting – which means nothing since I am not bar of the FILM AND TELEVISION ACADEMY….I am not from the HOLLYWOOD FOREIGN PRESS….I am not a NEW YORK FILM CRITIC….and I never graduated from FILM STUDIES…but if I did, I’d probably still be working at the grocery store as a bag boy….in fact I barely even watch movies when I watch movies…which allows me to watch the same movie 47 times and feel like it is the first time…I wish we could apply that to my sex life…because if I felt like it was the first time, maybe I wouldn’t be impotent….

I still don’t find her all that hot, but when a girl can act, or gets a roll that impresses me, I hate her less. It’s 99 percent of the reason I think Rebecca Hall is hot….

So here she’s doing the splits in some lingerie…hosiery….fishnets…naughty like Gypsy Rose Blanchard but with all her hair and teeth…

Joey King Tits

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