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2019

17

May

Lili Reinhart Bikini Selfie for Attention of the Day

BETTY COOPER is in her bikini looking pretty dumpy despite being a lot of hype thanks to their silly show – Riverdale or what’s I call – the show that killed Luke Perry because it is so bad…

Big girls are considered normal sized now….and Hollywood fat is a thing of the past cuz all these young kids with their LIPO and fat asses are bigger than she is…so the whole average sized shifted making her acceptable…

Dudes are into fat chicks..fat chicks they are hot and have hot chick attitude…it’s a whole paradigm shift I am not prepared to accept…

I will still look at the bikini pics, just with a question mark trying to decipher why she’s the hottest starlet on the hottest show…before remembering these kids have no taste and are too busy taking selfies to actually care….while I am just an old dinosaur pervert who doesn’t really care, but sure as fuck acts like he cares, by blogging about it like I care….effort went into this. I am pathetic.

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2019

17

May

Rita Ora Perverted Big Tits of the Day

Rita Ora Big Tits

Rita Ora was hired by an Ice Cream company to bring out her tits and hold a melting Ice Cream bar like it was a cumming cock…in front of her tits…because the brand knows what very dude she has had sex with that gave her this career knows…and what every dude who looks at her tits knows…and that is that cumming on them is what she’s all about…

It’s not about her dumb songs, her shit pop music or being at all the events…

It’s about the tits, or cumming to the titties….so anything that looks anything like that speaks to anyone who knows this bitch exists…

Good work Magnum Marketing you porn pervert fucks…

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2019

17

May

Rumer Willis Bikini of the Day

Rumer Willis Bikini

Rumer Willis doesn’t bother me. I actually kind of like her even though I spent a decade calling her out for being some entitled brat who pretends she’s down to earth from Idaho, when really YOU DA HO…is from LA, her parents huge payday actors, her stepdad a dot com billionaire after being a huge pay day actor….so she spends he life chilling, working on her “art” or music or whatever that is…and why not, she’s earned it by being born right into the right place..

I think I was short sighted in shitting on her….not realizing that we would end up in a world where every girl even broke ones become entitled cunts trying to be celebrities…making the actual celeb kids more interesting and even cooler…

Maybe I’m just swept over by her plastic surgery, fitness and body modifications that make her look like less of a jaw…and more of a girl I’d want to fuck.

Either way, Rumer is good.

Rumer Willis Topless

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Posted in:Rumer Willis|SFW

2019

17

May

Olivia Munn Not Hot Bikini of the Day

Olivia Munn Not Hot Bikini

Olivia Munn is some garbage, entitled, bullshit personality from the bottom of the barrel that she crawled out of…Not only has she been consistently attention seeking but she’s also been a bottom feeder…

She clearly moved to LA to get famous as an actor, which didn’t happen for her, but she did manage to get some hosting gig on Attack of the Show on G4TV, some gamer nerd show that no one should have ever watched by that gamer nerds watched because they are gamer nerds and what the fuck else are they to do….besides jerk off to some babe talking their language..

It was pandering, it got her to Comicons, it got her a fan base, that she leveraged to get her into some movies, and now all her dreams due to calculated insanity have come true…

I just don’t like trash that exploits you nerds – when she’s not even that hot…

She’s just scamming her way through it – which is good for her, but don’t fall for it!


Olivia Munn Not Hot Bikini

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2019

17

May

Sailor Brinkley Cook Slutty of the Day

Sailor Brinkley Cook Slutty

Sailor Brinkley Cook got it from her mom….not her looks, I mean she’s barely hot, she got her behavior of getting half naked in a bikini and making a career or trying to make a career out of it work for her, it’s like seeing the mom stripper teach the less talented and hot daughter stripper to carry on the family legacy, even though she’d be better off working at her dad’s company, but as an heir to a billion dollars, the kind of money that buys you a SI Model when SI Models mattered…and that got those SI Models to get knocked up with your seed to better your DNA and legacy….you can play model…by posting slutty bathing suit pics of yourself…even though you aren’t hot…we’ll all still look…we’re perverts…so thanks for the production of content designed for perverts…we need it to survive…

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2019

17

May

Izabel Goulart Wet Bikini of the Day

Izabel Goulart in bikini

Izabel Goulart in her wet bikini in Cannes cuz 45 year old Brazilian Victoria’s Secret models who do fitness everyday to maintain their hot bodies need to work too you know….

I already went into the event being designed for rich people who buy and fund movies trying to have a good time party around buying and funding movies…and without the pussy or model pussy…or sex worker pussy involved it makes for a very boring event….

I assume Izabel Goulart is doing this for the paparazzi moment…but maybe she just needs to swim man…

Who cares…still looks good to me…which isn’t saying much….I’ve jerked off to dog shit in the park that looked a bit like a vagina…

I’m special like that….in a “My mom thinks I’m special” way…only I don’t have a mom…but I have jerked off to moms which I guess is the same sort of thing…you incest fucks.


Izabel Goulart in bikini

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2019

17

May

Ariel Winter Tits Wanna Be Bella Thorne so Bad of the Day

Ariel Winter Tits

Ariel Winter fully morphing her look from just 6 months ago – is either a testament of how a young body bounces back from self destruction – or to her being into plastic surgery – which makes more sense since she also has a new face, and rebuilt tits, something she was very public about doing at 16, which is young age to get your tits made into hotter tits, but just proof she is willing to do whatever it takes to be hot – or to build off this opportunity her mom gave her when selling her the fuck out as a child….

She’s at an event doing the redhead Bella Thorne thing and it is weird, and she is not hot…but at least she’s not as fucking dumpy as she was – 6 months ago…

Here are some pics of just how disgusting the before Ariel Winter was 6 months ago..so let’s celebrate her doing something right…and I like to think CYBER BULLYING and calling her a pig helped make this happen…as it should….

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2019

17

May

Amber Heard Hard Nipples of the Day

Amber Heard Hard Nipples

THIS JUST IN….

If you’re a black widow of a woman, who seduces older drunk men into bed, despite being married or in relationships, all to get what you want out of them…only to marry them, elevate your profile and despite the vows you made….set them up and sell the the fuck out…like this bitch did trying to ruin Johnny Depp…

YOu can still get hard nipples…that you can use to SEDUCE again.

Amber Heard Hard Nipples

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Posted in:Amber Heard|SFW

2019

17

May

Annoying Sarah Hyland’s New Face and Cleavage Talk Bleeding Out of the Day

Sarah Hyland is fucking annoying, but she’s talking about bleeding out, which could be caused from some of her cosmetic surgery scars as she tries to transform herself into a hot chick, despite looking like a genetically stunted freak with a failure to thrive…

Maybe she’s talking about her vagina, you know a little period celebration, or an Abortion protest like all the other celebs are doing…

OR maybe…one of her kidneys she stole has fallen out, but that won’t stop her from living her best life…

WHO KNOWS…

Here she is at an event..

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Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2019

16

May

Noah Cyrus Slutty of the Day

Noah Cyrus Slutty

We live in a world where Miley Cyrus’ ugly sister Noah Cyrus gets to play Miley Cyrus with her own spin because the world loves rich and famous people with familiar names…

She doesn’t need to be hot, interesting, or talented…but rater just a vapid twat with a money making dream…narcissism and an ego despite being the least favorite and least successful of the sisters…and I guess Money….money that carries them wherever they need to go.

She’s the Haylie Duff, the Bella Hadid, the Ashlee Simpson, the Jamie Lynn Spears…the sister with issues who thinks that just cuz her sister does it she can do it..

Miley has inspired a generation of girls to get their vaginas out there on the internet, but none more than her actual sister..who is unfortunately…ugly as shit….save the Miley for Miley….it’s not a FAMILY thing…even if their mom was some stripper slut in Nashville before trapping Billy Ray sperm in her uterus.

noah cyrus slutty

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