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2018

20

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Looking Amazing for 420 of the Day

The good people at @EATS.CHANNEL produce the last of the content I like to see…of hot chicks being hot…with food…or whatever…the may or may not remind you of the amazing videos that Carl’s Jr used to put together…or that may remind you of Mens Magazines of the 90s….in what you may consider a Dying Art Form….of women based content with women looking hot…for men to watch and celebrate, not because we are perverts…but because women are amazing…we are feminists…we love women…stop making us out to be creeps.

Ireland Baldwin is a the daughter of a couple of VERY FAMOUS people, who basically gave her a real challenge to make a name for herself…

I had a lot of hope for her when she was just coming up, I really believed she would breaj through and be hot, interesting…but she’s had her struggles….

Her cousin moved in, stole her hype, while this one got big, got dark, got weird….

But today….TODAY…she’s out in these 420 Themed videos looking better than fucking ever, hotter than ever, she looks LEGITIMATELY hot…the way she should look.

So there is HOPE FOR HER….keep up the good work IRELAND….I am a believer again….I am won the fuck over again….

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2018

20

Apr

Bella Thorne and Demi Lovato Dyke it Down at the Stripclub of the Day

Bella Thorne and Demi Lovato Dyke It Down at the Strip Club

Demi Lovato is this famous for who the fuck knows why, but we can assume it has to do with Disney exploiting her at a young age…

While Bella Thorne is famous for pretty much the same reason, two stage parented, wild and crazy Disney Kids, who were coddled, made money, aimed to please their families, before having some mental lapse or rebellion….

Two peas in the same exploitative pod…

And they continue the scandal, the hype, the attention seeking you’d expect from two Disney Kids, by going to what I guess is a strip club togehter…

You know, BFF each other, be weird together, be LESBIANS and GENDER NEUTRAL cuz it’s hype and in together…and MOOCH MOOCH MOOCH the paparazzi and fans who will buy into you and your bullshit together…

This is some straight manipulative scamming that I only want to see when there is more scissoring…

Lesbianism, especially when pop, is so boring…

Bella Thorne Dyke It Down in Sheer Dress and Fishnets

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2018

20

Apr

Bella Hadid Cameltoe of the Day

Bella Hadid Cameltoe Tight Shorts No Bra

Sometimes I feel amazed that society embraces certain things as fact…or certain trends…or certain social norms that I don’t consider to make any fucking sense…but that the general population thinks makes sense thanks to being marketed to aggressively…

But then I remember the world is filled with a bunch of half retard groupie idiots, who are really just that, fucking idiots…

So people like Bella Hadid being unanimously accepted as a hot chick, a model chick, celebrated and paid, despite already being rich in a perpetuate these idiots more than we should….surprises me because she’s ugly…but reminds me that the people are easy to convince things you just have to tell them enough…or convince people they believe in to hype them up….in what we call the FYRE FESTIVAL of a model…just straight bunk garbage..

Here are her shorts eating her pussy like they were one of her black boyfriends who I guess banged her out hard enough to be able to fit things like shorts in her vagina…especially when the paparazzi are there to watch…

Bella Hadid Cameltoe Tight Shorts No Bra with dog

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Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2018

20

Apr

Nicki Minaj Fake Tits and Ass of the Day

Nicki Minaj Big Fake Tits and Ass

I forgot about Nicki Minaj …I wonder if I actively forgot about Nicki Minaj or if I just sort of never gave a fuck about Nicki Minaj and stopped listening to the radio to hear her stupid raps being shoved down my throat like I was part of the #MeToo movement…raped by pop culture I want nothing to do with..

But if you’re looking for your Nicki Minaj update…apparently she still exists, still is trying, has taken her role as Nicki Minaj that she created in acting class seriously…and is still doing it…thank god for that right…what would we do without a fucking hack like this shoving her big fake tits out there to the world…I mean I guess we could turn to instagram and find countless other girls doing the EXACT same thing as her…and they’d be less annoying about it.

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2018

20

Apr

McKayla Maroney Tits of the Day

Mckayla Maroney is doing the rounds, meeting up with the media, talking about the years of abuse she endured when she was an Olympian, and the whole thing makes total fucking sense to me…

I remember when she just finished the olympics, she had some level of fame, was still underage and the perverts of the world…so many fucking perverts were sexualizing her…so many people were sexualizing her…it was before the whole MeToo thing…

I used to say, this girl knew what was up, she was like a victim of abuse of a dirty coach and I was right…

Not that I can spot abused women, but when a girl is 17 and putting up pics of her ass for a bunch of American perverts pretending to be patriotic and supporting their Gymnastics team….you motherfuckers should have paid more attention and got her help.

That said, here are her tits for social media as she comes out of the woodwork…again…to promote herself, draw attention to a bad man, tell her story, who knows…but I do know it’s your American Duty to stare…

Posted in:McKayla Maroney|SFW

2018

20

Apr

Julianne Hough Leggings of the Day

Julianne Hough tight black leggings and bra

Whenever I watch Julianne Hough…not that I ever watch Julianne Hough…it’s not like I park outside her house in a van, or that I’ve paid her pool guy or maid to install hidden cameras, I live in fucking Canada, I don’t even know where this Julianne Hough lives, I’m assuming LA, I mean why else would the paparazzi have so many pics of her, it’s not like she actually matters that much….I digress.

When I see Julianne Hough…I think about the incest with her dancing brother, you know because they are from some weird religious cults, and incest is one of those things that happens in religious cults….but more interestingly…I think about Ryan Seacrest, her public boyfriend, who she dated…and who I know first hand account dirty stories of…like real dirty stories of…and that I can assume can be applied to this one…you know good little religious girls are never so religious….

I remember hooking up with a weirdo catholic chick years many years ago…and she was fucking crazy…fucking Jesus statues to defy her mom and shit…while Mormon..that’s a whole other pile of shit…if you’ve ever seen Mormon underwear…you’ll know what I mean…

No more Mormon underwear for this Julianne Hough…would make her leggins fitness ass look bad…can’t have that…this is Hollywood yo.

Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2018

20

Apr

Chanel West Coast is the Worst of the Day

Chanel West Coast Ass Thong Bikini

Chanel West Coast is such a low level celebrity…a fake rapper from the suburbs who culturally appropriated a black accent, or what she thinks is a black accent, because she’s just that fucking garbage….

An MTV girl from an MTV show you probably don’t even remember….based on the life of Rob Dyrdek or some nonsense….

Only to become a shameless instagrammer which I guess is what all these idiots become….popping that face injected, fake ass, garbage half nakedness for you pervs…

Good times…I guess..

Posted in:Chanel West Coast|SFW

2018

20

Apr

Ashanti is Unemployed & Still Thick of the Day

Ashanti Thickness in Pink Bikini Big TItties

Earlier in the week I confused Ashanti for Aaliyah and I was called a racist by at least one person / the only person who reads this site….

He said “Not all song and dance women of color are the same person”….to which I responded “But I heard all the male actors of color were played by Denzel Washington, can’t the same be true about forgotten R&B singers of the 90s…couldn’t it be an Andy Kaufman / Elvis situation….where aaliyah and Ashanti are the same person”….they still haven’t responded…but I anxiously await..

In the meantime…Ashanti has figured out the complicated dynamic of Instagram…”POST BIKINI PICS”….and she’s doing it..

Posted in:Ashanti|SFW|SFW

2018

19

Apr

Madelaine Petsch in a Bikini of the Day

Looks like Cherry Blossom is getting pregnant in Hawaii…

Looks like Cherry Blossom is getting pregnant in Hawaii…or wherever the fuck she’s on Vacation now that the Riverdale show is done filming Season 2, something I have a feeling the executives at Riverdale did not expect to have happen, because if you’ve seen Riverdale and I have, you will know that the shit is so badly written, that it makes zero fucking sense, that is hardly compelling, at least not to an old pervert with a bit of a brain, sure it’s liquor soaked, waterlogged, half retarded brain, but clearly one far more sophisticated than the half retard, ADHD, kid addicted to porn who I assume they target in the show, who watches the show, who has made the show a hit….I blame a lack of hot chicks, as this one is the only hot one, and looking at her in a bikini is totally uneventful, because maybe women are just uglier than they used to be…the fake faces and all make them ugly…maybe the hot chick on TV is just a myth…social media a lie..the face filters and shit make them lazy…because I’m not impressed…

The hot chick from a well marketed and well distributed show…half naked…not looking hot…I feel so lied to…and no wonder this pop filled, garbage eating, flimsy generation….is so fucking confused about everything, including their own genders…it’s because marketers and producers are fucking lazy…

It’s the era of access to the most information, the most art, the most knowledge, the most porn, the most everything…yet the shit that works is Memes that a half retard would understand…..

Step it up people….and by step it up…I mean…pull down them bikini bottoms Cherry Blossom…and show us the gateway to your soul.

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Posted in:Madelaine Petsch|SFW

2018

19

Apr

Elsa Hosk’s Slutty Shoot of the Day

Elsa Hosk doesn’t really interest me, I mean she’s a 29 or 30 year old Victoria’s Secret model who is I guess the answer to Candice Swanepoel being pregnant for the last 3 years, they needed a replacement, because I guess Candice gave them some warning, and this one had the right look..

I mean she’s hot, and I remember her coming up and establishing herself, despite having a Victoria’s Secret deal, as a nude model, so we’ve seen her naked countless times before even knowing she was a contract girl….

Making pretty much everything she did after being naked so often…like all her catalog work as a promo model for a sweat shop produced product line of overpriced overhyped dog shit panties that American middle of the road women fucking love because they don’t have the mental capacity to understand consumerism, being marketed to, being manipulated by these billion dollar brands…

But I guess overpaid half naked Swedish women, who give women unrealistic body images, making them insecure because they aren’t 6 foot tall and thin, makes for a good contribution to society when we are in an era of everyone being fat…we gotta fight that…if we don’t want to live a life of throwing baby powder or flower on the women we bring home to find the wet spot…and if us commoners who aren’t rich dudes ever want to know what cumming on a toned stomach feels like….since the thin fit woman is a dying breed and may eventually be extinct…..unless more people like Elsa Hosk and her Swedish design like Ikea or Volvo help perpetuate the hotness of skinny…

I don’t dislike Elsa Hosk or her lame posing on a expensive car like a gold digger she likely is…because she can be….

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How about a couple pics from her social media…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2018

19

Apr

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in Lingerie of the Day

The new mom I used to find ridiculously hot, despite knowing she was an uptight British cunt, but she’s old now, a mom now, and this campaign or shoot for her lingerie company is just fucking weird…

She’s doughy, her face mangled in what may be face injections, and I’m just not about this l at all..

There is a time when you are rich enough and can dip out and be forgotten in a classy way, burn out not fade away is a myth from a homosexual attention seeker, the life of the party, a song and dance man…

When really fading away is fine…

Posted in:Rosie Huntington|SFW

2018

19

Apr

Evangeline Lilly Deep Stretch of the Day

Evangeline Lilly looks like she’s in some bunker, or maybe it’s a cargo ship, or maybe it’s a military base, or maybe she’s in Space, which would explain what the fuck happened to Evangeline Lilly….bitch disappeared and got old..

But not too old to be proud of her booty, or proud enough of her booty, to post pics of her stretching out her booty – like Some Kind of Pervert Exhibitionist – Stripper….

Posted in:Evangeline Lilly|SFW

2018

19

Apr

Stella Hudgens Tits of the Day

Stella Hudgens is pretty fucking lazy, even a disappointment to the family, at least as far as I’m concerned, because unlike every other celebrity sister, she didn’t give it a go at being a celebrity, not a real go at least, she sort of just embraced her lazy route of not having to be on TV or hounded, while just being famous for being the person who is on TV and hounded, given all the same access as the one on TV being hounded, thanks to her last name….which I think makes her more appealing, especially since she was the bustier, and hotter sister…

All the other Celeb sisters we know were ugly versions of their sisters and basically humilated themselves in their quest to get some attention or fame riding them coattails…

From Ashley Simpson humiliating herself while being ugly, or Haylie Duff another monster sister, to Jamie Lynn Spears…there have been many of them….but it takes a girl secure in her tits, to say “fuck it, I’ll just ride this wave, and bust my fat tits out on social media every now and then, taking any spillover instagram campaigns I can get, because I have a following thanks to my last name”….pretty fucking easy….

So here’s her ‘bikini top’ big cleavage cuz she got big cleavage selfie…

Stella Hudgens, the sister, hotter than her famous sister, just livin the best life, tits out.

Posted in:SFW|Stella Hudgens

2018

18

Apr

Ireland Baldwin Spreading Pussy of the Day

Ireland Baldwin Spreading her legs on the beach

Ireland Baldwin is making some serious moves in her career as Alec Baldwin’s daughter he called a pig when she was young and that she carried with her for the rest of her life…making her for a dysfunctional instagrammer, the beach relationship on some Alexis Ren shit, with some surfer kid, because she was all Malibu and California, to the dark, lesbian who was fucking some weird black female rapper, all while getting gutter prison tats along the way, in some weirdo rebellion attempting to make a name for herself, all while being 7 feet tall and 250 lbs, all while us being kinda bummed she wasn’t as hot as her mom Kim Bassinger, all while her cousin Hailey, the Jesus Freak, Bieber loving groupie, Kardashian / Jenner / Hadid mooch he is finally making it, where Ireland wanted to make it….

And now she’s posing in a lot of make-up with a joint for 420…all edgy and alt…and this is clearly the best she’s ever fucking looked…so there is hope..

I won’t be able to watch her come out on top defying all odds, I mean, all odds except actual odds that rich kids with rich parents who are super famous in Hollywood, will manage to pull off something thanks to that fact alone…Because she’s blocked me years ago…her dad actually tweeted at me that he was going to kill me from his Twitter / Charity but I still see you girl….and here she is making those moves…

Ireland Baldwin in black panties and black bra for eats channel

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2018

18

Apr

Ariel Winter Got Them Titties On of the Day

Ariel Winter SHort Black Dress Big Tits Cleavage

Ariel Winter is a huge star, literally, she’s really fucking big….and not just in her breast reduced tits that keep growing tits, but pretty much across the fucking board.

She hits the gym, but proves that despite having trainers, you can out-eat your workout….which I think is a great legacy or message to give her fan base, a fan base I assume includes a bunch of perverts who watch Network TV and saw her grow up in front of their very pervert eyes, because Network TV, despite what Network TV tells you, is something that only old people and white trash fuck with, the rest of us are onto streaming, and Ariel Winter, hasn’t really diverted from her Modern Family existence, it’s probably a good existence to have, while no one is knocking down her door to make her the next big thing in entertainment….she’s pretty much typecast and when this show ends..she’s just live off the fat, the money she’s banked, eventually becoming 400 pounds, dying at 35, forgotten…

But until then, here she is putting out some titty for attention, to sexualize herself and her troll face thanks to us loving tits…it works….even if she doesn’t…but her tits do…they just keep on growin…creepy horror movie plot…attack of the vampire tits…you can cut them off but they keep growing back.

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW