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2019

18

Mar

Rachel Bilson Bikini Cum Shot of the Day

Rachel Bilson Bikini Cum Shot

Rachel Bilson is an old mom, with a set of old mom tits, out having a fun mom weekend…like the mom she is…

There was a time, when Rachel Bilson was in her 20s, the hot girl on the hot show, when doing hot things would have been a great thing for her to do, but instead she moved to a farm in Canada where her husband at the time held her captive for a decade…only to release her at 40 years old to post her tits, and simulating cum dripping down her chin shots, on the social media feed…and that makes me sad…

It’s like be a slut, produce slut content, all in your prime..

The 40 year old tits may be bigger thanks to having breast fed…but they aren’t better…so when girls come into themselves at 40, rather than 20, it’s almost tragic…in a “too little too late” situation….that this is…

We’ll still look as Bilson fans, it’s our duty…but where was she when we actually needed her bikini pics to jack off….too busy not caring about the fans..making this comeback…hurtful reminder of the days she thought she was too good to produce slut content..

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2019

18

Mar

Nicki Minaj Black Thong Porno of the Day

Nicki Minaj Black Thong Porno

Nicki Minaj, who is a plastic surgery ridden, totally rebuilt from the Black Lady Gaga Clown they originally launched her as…becoming the dominatrix, sexual, perverted Nicki Minaj she is today….where her pop became gutter rap…to have some edge and her body the vehicle for that…looking like a totally different person to the one she was when she first started…which for the record was cast at an acting class…and created by a brand and is a fucking bullshit lie…from the start…Which means whatever variation of that that she is….is also a lie…

She’s also married to a sex offender, and cancelling tours in various cities, cuz no one goes to her concerts anymore.

But she takes a good clickbait selfie for the internet, even though she’s pretty fucking gross…I like her angle.

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2019

18

Mar

Martha Hunt Slutty of the Day

Martha Hunt Topless Thong

Martha….is one of the least attractive names the English language has to offer…I am sure there are worse…but just saying it makes me feel like I am simulating throwing up on myself while drunk with a mouth full of dog shit…..it’s happened in a park one night…and it was awful…

Luckily, Martha Hunt, one of Taylor Swift’s groupies and Victoria’s Secret model who is American….looks the way she looks…because then the name takes on a whole different meaning…

But her parents clearly rolled the fucking dice….if she ended up the fat girl, who for the record, I love seeing with her hot mom in the grocery store, cuz you know the hot mom eats right, works out, does all she needs to do to please her rich husband, and is stuck with this fat lazy kid she hates, is ashamed of, send to fat camp and gets no where with….it happens all the time….and I laugh every time….

But if that fat kid was named Martha…and doesn’t look like Martha Hunt…poor thing…

So looking at this ass out…is a sign of winning…a Martha who made it….despite what her name sounds like….maybe that shitty name is the reason she made it…some Johnny Cash boy named Sue, needs to work extra hard to get by….whatever the reason…this Martha is one you can and should jack off to….and she may be the only Martha besides our queen Martha Stewart who is capable of that.

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2019

18

Mar

Hailey Baldwin Bieber Gets Wet of the Day

hailey baldwin bieber bikini

Hailey Baldwin, that hard jawed Jesus freak married to Bieber has proven that all you need to do to be relevant, is look like Bieber enough that he’d be attracted to you, enough to marry you without a prenup, securing your already rich ass for life….not that her life is “already rich”..unless Stephen Baldwin got back end on some of his big movies and made some smart investments…because his career as a whole is kind of a joke…

Hailey Baldwin as a Jesus freak is hard to take seriously, because she looks like a man but also because she just followed the Jenner and Hadids around like a lost puppy dog…and the only campaign she was really part of that made any NOISE was FYRE FESTIVAL….

FYRE FESTIVAL…

So this Jesus Freak, scammed a bunch of fucking people out of money, cuz that’s just how tied into the lord she is…

As she prances around being as MODEST as she can while still being clickbait, cuz her life is clickbait, which isn’t modest at all…because her whole Christian Jesus Angle is a lie…

You can’t be a good Christian and a money grubbing, instagram slut…the two are MUTUALLY exclusive with no cross over.

Either you’re a vain and vapid cunt, or you’ve married the church…there is no in-between no matter what this idiot says…which brings up a very important point and that is that along with being a third tier Jenner / hadid…the back-up no one wants…and a solid Bieber impersonator, but not so solid HOT CHICK…she’s also a liar who lies about being a Christian as she goes through life money grubbing and thinking she’s hot..

Garbage human…right here…

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2019

18

Mar

Em RatCow Tits in Lingerie of the Day

emily ratajkowski lingerie

Rat Cow is shit…

She’s just an average looking girl with a solid set of fake tits, that got naked in the right music video at the right time, because it went viral and had marketing budget behind it, only to basically create her and her following….something that I know went straight to her ego…because she’s just that kind of garbage person who says “there were three other girls in the video, and none of them made it, so there’s gotta be something important about me”….

I am not a fan of her as a concept, or seeing her make her millions of dollars a year, when you know her celebrity is strictly based on her tits….

BUT, I will say that there’s something smart in her hustle, she’s obviously not a full idiot, and was able to position herself and create this money making thing all off her tits…with very little concept behind it…

So leveraging that bullshit to become this brand owning entrepreneur with a brand that is slutty and half naked enough for her to wear out and sell to idiots on social media, because she does have influence, allowing her to be the whore she’s been, showing off the great tits she’s got, cuz they are great tits…while making money with a company she can sell off to a bigger brand as it becomes an entity of its own…is what I’ve been saying all these idiots should do..but only some do….and Rat Cow is smart enough to know the gravy train’s not forever….and for that…we should stare at her tits.

emily ratajkowski lingerie

Here she is comparing bodies with her fat friend to make herself feel better about herself…because every skinny bitch has a fat manager out there to police who they fuck, who gets close, and to make them look skinnier in their “going out to party selfies”…

emily ratajkowski lingerie

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Posted in:Em Rat Cow|SFW

2019

18

Mar

Sydney Sweeney Bikini Slut of the Day

Instead of saying who the fuck is this hot young actress in a bikini that I don’t remember ever hearing about….

I will post her IMDB bio so we all know who she is…


Sydney Sweeney (born September 12, 1997) is an American actress best known for her roles as Haley Caren on In The Vault and Emaline Addario on the Netflix series Everything Sucks!. Sweeney is set to star in recurring roles in the HBO miniseries Sharp Objects starring Amy Adams and the Hulu series The Handmaid’s Tale with Elisabeth Moss.

Sweeney has guest starred in TV shows such as Pretty Little Liars, Criminal Minds, Grey’s Anatomy, 90210, and the series In the Vault as Haley Caren. Sweeney most recently starred as Emaline Addario on the Netflix series Everything Sucks!, which revolved around two groups of students in high school in 1996 in Oregon.

She’s also in the Quentin Tarantino movie about Charles Manson…hopefully we get to see her tits…Maybe we’ve already seen her tits…since I don’t pay attention…but they are huge….and young…and should been seen by all….

Sydney Sweeney is the future of Hollywood. Thank god.

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2019

18

Mar

Aubrey O’Day Photoshop of the Day

Aubrey ODay Tits Photoshop

Aubrey O’Day at 40 years old…has taken the whole instagram THOT movement that was led by the terrible and disgusting Kardashians…very fucking seriously…because she is almost a parody of a Fashion Nova THOT ad….while possibly being serious in her creative direction…and the whole thing is weird, but not too weird to look at, because girl with monster tits, liposuction, fake faces and fake asses are like the modern muppet, the modern Pilsbury Dough Bough, the modern Stay Puft Marshmallow man…..just fucking weird.

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2019

18

Mar

Amy Schumer Naked and Vomit Inducing of the Day

Amy Schumer Naked Vomit Inducing

Amy Schumer has been “pregnant” for like 3 years …

Which is amazing as a concept…because Amy Schumer is so fucking disgusting that it’s hard to believe she has a Uterus…or a vagina…one of those bitches that is just a dude by default because of her disgusting nature….the kind of girl you can’t believe any man would have sex with…but that eventually reminds you that men are fucking perverts who will fuck everything…espcially when they re rich…

I don’t know Amy Schumer humor because I can’t listen to women comedians, who choose to be vulgar as an angle, which I find offensive….but when a disgusting genderless creature does it…I can’t listen to their comedy because I can’t stomach looking at them….so I don’t hate Schumer for her comedy, I’ve never heard her comedy…I hate Schumer for being a monster.

I just know she’s disgusting…and naked…and pregnant…in her third year…cuz she’s an elephant not a human…

Nice reminder that rich people can find desperate people to have sex with.

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2019

18

Mar

Charlotte McKinney Yoga Babe of the Day

Here’s some motivation, monday motivation, to not kill yourself on this miserable soon to be SPRING day….because we live in a world that is not as bad as it seems…because woman like Charlotte McKinney exist…who are skinny as fuck, but who have huge fucking tits, an birth defect that doesn’t make sense…a anomaly that may confuse most people…but that is out there…

Now sure, she probably won’t even talk to you or acknowledge you, or even let you pay her for handjobs, but she does get out there in the right outfits…with her big tits and skinny frame…allowing you to give yourself a handjob to it….which is free…the only cost is the shame and acceptance of how pathetic you are…

Big tits, Small Frame…make life worth living.

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2019

15

Mar

Nicola Peltz in her Panties of the Day

Nicola Peltz brought it…

What “it” am I referencing exactly…

Her body in panties in the backyard….

Nicola Peltz is some billionaire’s daughter who probably ignores her, but gives her money, access to money, and acting jobs on very important movies he probably bank rolls, like Transformers 5 years ago…the last movie she did before realizing that she is a fucking rich kid who doesn’t need to work, but who can instead cultivate her personal brand in white panties on the internet – like you’d want any girl to be.

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