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2018

19

Jan

Lily Rose Depp’s Tongue of the DAy

This one’s for the real perverts out there – who get excited by the Lily Rose Depp tongue, possibly eating a candy….or DROPPING ACID or other party drugs like you’d expect a wild and crazy rich kid to do…

There’s not much to this story, other than that I like Lily Rose Depp….I believe in her longevity as a celebrity child who will do things that may not impress anyone because it’ll be a hand out, but that will still look good, because she looks good.

I’m a fan, I’d watch her do anything, ideally things more interesting like this, but it’s friday and this is all I’ve got in me to post.

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2018

19

Jan

Christina Milian Hard Nipples of the Day

Christina Milian Nipples

Christina Milian is trying so hard to be a Kim Kardashian…it’s just shameless self promotion after shameless self promotion and I can’t imagine anyone actually caring about her, following her, or engaging in her bullshit content, yet here I am reposting it like it matters…to say how much it doesn’t matter…confusing everyone involved in the making of this post…

The fact is that she is rich. She had a one hit wonder when it mattered and made money off that, but more importantly married and got knocked up by a rich guy, having his kid she seems too busy trying to be relevant by getting naked on social media to raise, and in being married to him, she got writing credits on MANY hit songs…meaning PAYCHECKS every month for the rest of her damn life…yet…still needing you to stare at her 35 year old tits like she was still that Disney kid who created a slutty video when slutty videos mattered.

I don’t get her.

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2018

19

Jan

Madison Beer Big Cleavage of the Day

Madison Beer posted a series of erotica in the last hour…

I can’t believe I am so on top of Madison Beer’s social media that I am getting her bullshit content that 500,000 people have seen in the last hour up so quick..

I am a lean fat pervert with an internet connection and NO ONE CAN STOP ME…except maybe the Net Neutrality people and of course people who realize following tits doesn’t really require visiting a website….but rather this thing called instagram.

I am not delusional, I don’t think my writing is worth reading…but yet I keep writing it.

I am also not sure why Madison Beer went on a slutty rampage the last hour, singing terribly in the bathroom as Amy Wineshouse, something no one should do, even if it’s an impersonation, because Winehouse had soul…

I do know she’s a vapid, young, thinks she’s important kid who’s mom whored her to youtube…existing in this world…posting content of her in a bra…as all girls should…

She also went to an event tits out…what is this girl incapable of…I just don’t know.

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Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2018

19

Jan

Rachel McCord in a Swimsuit of the Day

Rachel McCord Tits in a Red Swimsuit

The one thing worse than being AnnaLynn McCord , still trying to ride off her 90210 fame, and not even the original 90210 that mattered, but the redo attempt to mooch off a franchise and turn it around and make it happen a second or third time for the Spelling Family who own it…

Is to be her sister, who 10 years later, still matters less than her sister, which isn’t mattering much at all, but who still gets into bikinis..

The two Texan sluts…the hot chicks from the hot family in the small town…just being average mooches happy to be in LA….in LA…

Paparazzi bikini pics…look good to me.

Posted in:Rachel McCord|SFW

2018

19

Jan

Rita Ora in a Bra and Panties of the Day

Rita Ora on Stage in White Panties and a White Bra

I saw these pictures of Rita Ora performing internationally in some bra and panty outfit which I consider to be unsolicited sex offence….

Like why should I be exposed to this pudgy thing’s 30 year old body whilst on stage..

I didn’t sign a consent form for this shit…

Also, why is she winning international artist of the year awards, when no one has ever heard any of her songs.

It is all very confusing this world we live in.

Very very confusing.

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2018

19

Jan

Amber Heard Slutty Lingerie Shoot of the Day

Amber Heard in a white bra in a mirror

Your girl / as long as you’re a billionaire / Amber Heard…who has been irritating since she pretty much started out as an actress….getting press for being bisexual when it was still considered racy and exciting and media worthy….before aggressively seducing Johnny Depp and tricking her into marrying him…much like how she tricked other men to give her work or a career in entertainment, before she seduced Elon Musk the aspergers billionaire to get sucked into her nonsense…

Is posting lingerie selfies to I guess get attention to her annoying self…and there’s little more I have to say about that…other than this fake victim is the fucking devil.

Posted in:Amber Heard|SFW

2018

19

Jan

Belle Lucia in Lingerie of the Day

Belle Lucia In a Black Thong

I follow Belle Lucia on the instagram, where I follow 7500 hot chicks, and they won’t let me follow more, because there are more, it’s like every one and their mother is a social media influencer, who calls themselves a blogger, when really they are just girls who like to pose in pictures in their underwear because they are hot…

This Belle is part of a group of other girls who look like they could be sex workers on the rich guy sugar baby program, but I could be wrong about that, maybe she’s independently wealthy, or just really good with her money because she pulls in a couple thousand dollars a month promoting teeth whitener or posing in underwear…

I don’t really care what finances her existence, it’s just nice that she exists to motivate other hot chicks to do what she does, because it is just that easy to exist, thrive, survive while hot, it’s also a great marketing tool to land a relevant husband…if you’re a girl and you’re not half naked on the internet – YOU CRAZY…

Posted in:Belle Lucia|SFW

2018

18

Jan

Josephine Skriver Nipples of the Day

Josephine Skriver Hard Nipples in a white crop top and panties

Josephine Skriver’s most interesting story, other than the fact that she’s AI, or pretty much the closest thing the world has come to a real life sex doll, or maybe you’d call her a clone, or genetic modification the human version, some DNA manipulating shit that is now in its 20s, a scientific revelation, where the technology is likely far more advanced if Victoria’s secret was to finance a homosexual biologist to help create more models…something they are definitely doing.

Paypal’s Elon Musk is trying to go to Mars, Paypal’s Peter Thiel is trying to live forever, Victoria’s Secret is finding ways to save money on the imperfect period getting models they use…AI / RObots is the answer….

But more intersting than her being genetically modified is that she was a VIRGIN when she came to America to make it as a famous.

AN ACTUAL VIRGIN…but then she ended up with some dude in a band who had a history of fucking models…which means she likely got the HERPES…but that’s just a right of passage…

I like her hard nips in her selfie….

Here’s her ass at a VS Photoshoot

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Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW

2018

18

Jan

Lais Ribeiro and Cindy Bruna are Victoria’s Secret Answer to Inclusion of the Day

Lais Ribeiro and Cindy Bruna  Photoshoot in Panties

Here’s Victoria’s Secret’s idea of inclusion…

They’ve got a Afro-Brazilian single teen mother Lais Ribeiro and her awesome ass….and their new blood named Cindy Bruna who is a 23 year old half Congolese model…

Which almost offsets the brand from all the exploitation of factory workers they do in the sweatshop underwear they make – to keep costs down, margins high, to pay people like this to prance around half naked…and I guess afford the rent on all the mall locations because you can’t have a mall brand without a mall store you know….

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Posted in:Cindy Bruna|Lais Ribeiro|SFW

2018

18

Jan

Jaime King for Love and Lemons of the Day

Jaime King in a blue dress for Love and Lemons

Jaime King is the new face/body of Love and Lemons, probably a friend deal, you know LA girls all know each other if they are at a certain echelon of success….because why else would a brand want some 38 year old to be their model…it just doesn’t make any logical or scientific sense…it’s gotta be a friend thing…

Everyone who knows who Jaime King is, knows that before she was on whtever TV show she’s on, thanks to acting being a joke of a career that anyone can do..

She was a top NYC model with a huge heroin addiction in the late 90s….so deep into heroin her boyfriend died of an overdose on her…real deal shit…

Far more interesting than this stylized shit that she’s obviously doing to try to still look hot…and I guess the good news is she’s still got that skinny heroin model body…because this fat would be terrible…

Posted in:Jaime King|SFW

2018

18

Jan

Selena New Face Gomez in Leggings of the Day

Selena Gomez in Bed in Tight Leggings

PUMA is paying Selena Gomez a lot of money to promote their bullshit like she was Rihanna – or a Kardashian – because she pretty much is. You know the most followed person on social media no one actually gives a fuck about.

The Bieber Pussy he keeps going back to because it’s either familiar or just that good…or maybe because she’s a fucking lunatic and it makes for a good laugh…or maybe the media converage itself is worth the headaches…

The new kidney because she is an ego and rich and can harvest organs in her mansion – because she’s rich….a new Kidney that allows her to defy science and allow her to survive even though genetically she’s not supposed to….what happened to Darwin’s survival of the fittest what is this hacking nature’s way…as a religious person she pretends to be when not being a sinner, devil, heathen, false idol…this time for PUMA…is against God’s way….

The new face that is botoxed the fuck up because it’s an instagram face now…that happens to have been on Disney – has a pop career – and has a lot of followers on social media because she gives zuckerberg handjobs…

Now being relevant in lifestyle shoots….for big brands….that aren’t hot…but that happened….

The rich keep lying to us and to marketers to think they matter….like this SELENA GOMEZ garbage.

She was out in public looking weird too..

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2018

18

Jan

Demi Lovato Erotica of the Day

Demi Lovato Asss in black leggings

Demi Lovato has partnered up with Kate Hudson to promote slutty fitness gear to the world, because non slutty fitness gear doesn’t allow the world or women to feel at their best amongst each other and the men at the gym…you know if you can’t look and feel sexy, is it even worth doing fitness…who knows….

But I guess the life lesson in these pics is that all women want to look hot, be hot or feel hot, because Demi Lovato pretended to be confortable when she was fat and sloppy in a relationship, but the second her boyfriend dumped her fat, obnoxious, famous and rich ass, after years of being a fucking dumpy troll…justifying her troll look…she hit the gym, the surgeon, the botox clinic, the photoshop whoever the fuck you could…

And now she looks hot…

It’s very confusing.

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2018

18

Jan

Bella Hadid Tits of the Day

Bella Hadid Cleavage in a sheer shirt and blazer

Bella Hadid wanted to show you all that she still cares enough about you to wear slutty enough – provocative enough outfits out in public for the paparazzi – in an era where tits are just tits….but she doesn’t need to show off her tits because she’s famous and getting work and doesn’t need to walk around tits out in public because it won’t increase her personal profile…she’s already peaked…

She’s dong it because she wants to…not because she has to…a totally different breast exposure…Or maybe, she’s just so self involved, so egotistical, that walking around tits out in public is like her walking around her apartment topless, you know she doesn’t realize there are people around her….Or maybe she thinks her big tits are perfect and iconic…great to expose, worth exposing, they make her feel proper and appreciated, and she doesn’t feel complete without showing off them tits…because deep down she knows that’s all anyone likes..and that it’s a great distraction from her rat face…

WHO knows…but way too much analysis of a top that doesn’t even show off nipples….

brought her

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2018

18

Jan

Nina Dobrev in a Bikini on Vacation of the Day

Nina Dobrev is some actor from some show about Vampires, because Hollywood likes to milk trends harder than I like cheap hookers to milk my dick, or harder than I like to milk crackwhores who happen to be lactacting thanks to not being able to afford the abortion….you know money better spent on the drugs and likelihood of miscarriage is high under the stress they are under….

Speaking of milking, I’d like to milk the #metoo movement, you know cash in on it like Rupert Murdoch is cashing in on it, and really how all the accusers and women as a whole are cashing in on it, but I’m not some conduit to get girls to that place they all want to go…relevance…but that doesn’t mean I tell the girls licking my ass that…

Not that that has anything to do with Nina Dobrev, who cares who she is….what she does…just notice the fit body in a bikini…

Posted in:Nina Dobrev|SFW

2018

18

Jan

Lottie Moss Instagram Lingerie Show of the Day

Lottie Moss Slutty Lingerie Show for Instagram Naked in the Bathtub

I think it was Kate Moss’ birthday the other day, I saw all these idiots giving tributes to her like she was dead, even though she’s only partially dead, but always alive in my heart because she’s Kate Moss…

I guess her half sister, Lottie, who gets press for being her half sister, and who owns that shit hard…even calls herself a model because of it, even though you don’t have to be a model to be a model these days…

But she has been able to get herself onto reality tv, and hang with reality tv trash, and most importantly, create an instagram account where she can clickbait her way to her fans…in what looks like lingerie pics…racy.

I mean you have to get noticed somehow…and sometimes your last name isn’t enough, but your willingness to get naked enough to get noticed…is what carries you..

Looks good to me.

Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW