I saw some story about Kristin Cavallari, some garbage reality star from 20 years ago, talking about how she’s GAINED weight, or PUT ON A LOT OF WEIGHT, and the media is running with the story, at least the traditional media like Yahoo, Entertaiment Tonight, People, as if Kristin Cavallari is of interest to anyone anywhere, or her weight gain is of interest to anyone everywhere, especailly when her weight gain is hardly weight gain, but rather a fitness body in her divorce..

You’d think her even sayng that would get her cancelled from the actual fat chicks out there who hate skinny bitches….but instead….they celebrate her for some weird reason.

It’s like some people are just fodder for the tabloids and I guess she’s one of them, because she really is an insignificant nobody who just happened to use her low level celebrity to marry a pro athlete that will guarantee her and her kids have that OC life….

There is NO reason anyone should are, or talk about Cavallari, unless it’s about her mom tits, that I think are fake tits, or her ass that I’m surprised isn’t on OnlyFans as she clearly shows it off because she finds it hot.

The whole point is, Kristin Cavallari is garbage, but her “fat ass” from her weight gain’s alright, but let’s not let the media feed her ego too much, it’s not THAT good, it’s OLD and probably smells like old basement…as old PUSSY tends to…..even when it’s rich and can afford all the lotions.

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Here’s Divorcee or Widow Kristin Cavallari looking like she found the instagram filter, because her face looks super imposed on her body, like so many instagram trash I’ve come across, it’s like these bitches think fake filters are an answer to getting glammed up, especially when they are old and rotten like this one.

It’s like why get hair and make-up to come, despite being rich as shit, I want my fans to think I’m low maintenance and hill next to my millionaire pool….since everything about me is vapid, Orange County, money grubbing trash.

So instead, they just try to game us with the fake face….TRUST nothing on the internet…and if Cavallari is reading this, which she’s not, but they do all google themselves, and this site is banned on all big tech channels, so she’d never find herself here…..but if she did and is like “jokes on him, I didn’t use a filter, that’s just how I look naturally”…..well bitch, I’m saying your face looks stupid, so for your sake, hope it’s a filter.

In conclusion, all the basic bitches of the world with egos and a dream, post instagram smut like this to show off their whore bodies, while pretending they are lifestyle influencers, even after being on TV, marrying a pro athlete and making stupid money…it’s like the worst of the worst are celebrated and they sure as fuck don’t shut up.

Anyway, here’s to old tired moms whoring….

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I have zero interest in Kristin Cavallari and I’ll assume you have zero interest in Kristin Cavallari, since we didn’t give a fuck about her when she was on TV all those years ago, at 20 years old…so why would a blown out, middle aged, mom, divorcee, athlete wallet fucking, Orange County mom, who pretends she’s an entrepreneur, when really she’s just a dick rider, matter…

Well, because she’s in cowboy gear and there is little more hilarious than rich suburbanites appropriating the cowboy look while being repulsed by the morals, values and ethics of a traditional country folk, who may not have designer clothes, or who may live in a trailer….but who have family that care for them and god in their life…you know….

It’s like any country concert that rolls through, there’s always the person dressing the part, the rich person with no identity acting like it’s halloween, and luckily, in Cavalarri’s case, she’s ridden enough dick to almost warrant being an honorary cowboy but she’s still corny as fuck….

At least the old lady tits are out for her BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN STARTER PACK smut but with tits, not Jake Gynnenhaal showing his faggotry.

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I did not give a shit about Cavallari back when she was younger and on TV, so I am not really into her now that she’s some MILF divorcee with a set of tits and a hard nipple, that is shamelessly showing off said tits and hard nipple, because it’s good for her social media ratio, building followers, working the algorithm, so that she can sell more product, since her hefty child support and alimony from fucking a pro athlete to completion isn’t enough, you know she doesn’t want to be one of those OC moms who doesn’t work and who collects the checks from their exes thanks to strategic work with their cunts, you know prostituting without the stigma, or the late nights on the street approaching cars and hoping it’s not cops, filled with more designer clothing, expensive homes and you just need one john dumb enough to cum in you to sort it all out and spin it like you’re not a whore…I mean she was on TV, so she can’t be a money grubber…that’s what they want you to think…or she’s an entrepreneur with a brand who you’d think doesn’t need to be a money grubber….yet for whatever reason, the tits are out like a money grubber….so if it looks and smells like a money grubber, we can assume that’s exactly what it is and exactly why the tits are out.

Shameless, shouldn’t she be at soccer practice or doing other rich mom shit, so maybe rich mom shit is about having the tits out….holding onto the ability to give boners as long as they can.

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Kristin Cavallari has a hot dog / hallway style vagina thanks to using it to breed athlete sponsored babies over the course of the last decade, because it’s easier to let rich guys cum in you to bring you the good life, than it is to do work or whatever.

She’s from Laguna Beach, but thought she was too big or too important for reality TV, so she ended up just being a cum dumpster, or breeding pig you find at the animal rescue after they’ve been used the fuck up and are no longer of use to said breeder. Only unlike the breeding pig at the animal rescue, this bitch collects a monthly check.

Sure, she can pretend to be an entrepreneur with a lifestyle brand like a mini Paltrow and I’m sure her brand does well, but let’s not let instagram businesses take us off course of her being a child support payment recipient.

Luckily, with money comes vanity and with vanity comes not allowing herself to get fat, so that she can selfie with confidence with her tits out, in an age appropriate one piece….

I’ll stare at the mom tits, plus we can pretend her childbirth was more a c-section to keep the cunt intact, as she knows her bank account may rely on it being in good working condition…

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I didn’t jerk off to Kristin with an I when she was on Laguna Beach, dipping a toe in celebrity before deciding being a WAG was a more lucrative option for her.

So I’m not about to jerk off to her now, Orang County Mom tits and Pilates body or not, bitch is boring…..

I don’t know if the homosexual looking man in the white sheer shorts, poking his booty out like he’s ready to be “bath housed”…..is her boyfriend, but she’s apparently dating a country singer who was a contestant on Survivor, two things I like, so maybe Cavallari isn’t so bad….but I’m not going to be jerking off to her bikini pics like she’s a middle aged high school friend on my FB a week after getting back from her CUBA ALL INCLUSIVE, because out of context, middle aged women are hard to jerk off to. They need that backstory, that connection to your soul, so that you don’t see them for the loose pile of skin they’ve become, but for the woman that they were when they wouldn’t fuck you at PROM.

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Kristin Cavallari is what I would call a useless person, from a useless reality show, that I am sure most people never think of even with their recent REDO….

Not that she was even on “The Hills” because she decided she was too big for the spinoff, too big for reality TV and that she would have a mainstream career….but instead just ended up fucking pro athletes….getting knocked up…launching lifestyle brands direct to consumer because some of her fans still cared enough to buy her wares…white women are confusing like that…you know nostalgic…

I am a firm believer that she never mattered, even though for a period of time, her show LAGUNA BEACH was all that mattered to a specific group and people were obsessed with it…

So at a young age she had a sense of purpose, ego and obnoxiousness, celebrity, and all that…

But 20 years later….who fucking cares about her Orange County Rich Mom barely slutty shit…but I’ll still look, you know DOCUMENT the decline.

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It’s funny to see Kristin Cavallari at 40 or near 40 as a mom of 3 finding new life thanks to social media….because prior to social media…she was “Laguna Beach” cast member who thought she was too big to do “The Hills” and basically fell off while seeing all her friends or colleagues become really fucking famous….”The Hills” was a big show, I never saw an episode, but I was on the internet and saw it.

Anyway, she did what a barely famous, almost famous, was famous enough thanks to an MTV show would do, and that was marry someone rich, she chose an athlete, it’s a solid strategy to guarantee a lifestyle and it’s the low level basic mall brand girl’s dream…

Now that social media is everything, people only think in MEMES and headlines, while taking selfies, or staring at other people’s life…Cavallari has been able to get fans, followers, launch a direct to consumer brand to get those high margins without having to invest in retail locations….drop shit that shit….

So I think she probably feels like she’s at the top of her game, especially with her recent divorce, where she’s playing up the basic rich divorcee finding her pussy again, as she produces shitty bikini smut on the beach…but the good news is she’s skinny…

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Kristin Cavallari is garbage, but I saw some story that her husband is asking for 50 percent of her internet brand in their divorce and I thought how great a thing, since he probably financed the whole thing and might as well get his piece of the action, because even if the idea that women out there buy anything that this pile of dog shit reality star, who ditched the actual hit show her peers went onto do, because she thought she was too good for it and destined to legit stardom, only to become an athlete’s wife, like a sugar baby on the LA dating apps trying to get her rent paid, only able to play it in a better way because she had been on TV…..

Point being, she has her tits that I assume are fake tits out, being that Orange County rich and boring wife…but I’ll still stare at the tits.

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It’s Tanline Thursday!

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