That useless “LAGUNA BEACH” MTV cunt who married an athlete to continue her bratty rich kid life is mocking the CORONAVIRUS.

The known anti-vaxxer, becasue vaccines cause Autism or some shit, is here with her ass out on the beach, because why not produce some content around her ass she’s probably got injected with stemcells from her previous abortions to make her 35 year old mom ass seem more appealing as she dives into being an influencer with her bullshit instagram brand.

Fuck these people like you were a rich guy athlete she was trying to bait into financing her cunt life, where dude’s all dumb jock about it and like “you know that babe from Laguna Beach circa 2003, yeah man I have kids with her”….

I am not from America that loves its popculture more than life itself, that buy into all this shit. In Canada, we get all your bullshit content but watch it as observers knowing it is bullshit, while American’s believe the hype….and down their McDonalds and other nonsense, allowing garbage like Kristin Cavallari to not be working as a cocktail waitress out of work, but instead living in beach front homes.

It’s all your fault….oh and so is the Coronavirus…with your greedy, money hunger, profit jacking tactics of “make it in China”…

That said, MOM ASS IN A BATHING SUIT ON THE BEACH…

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Kristin Cavallari is some Anti-Vaxxer, which I am also, because who knows what the pharma industry is injecting into the kids to fuck with their brains and turn them into robot autistics so that the government can go about with their corruption and control…pulling a fast one over all you motherfuckers that you don’t realize cuz you got vaccinated as a child…MIND CONTROL shit..

However, I don’t have kids and realize that the world needs a reset so I’m always rooting for the disease to make a comeback, so stupid people avoiding vaccines for the same reason I would avoid vaccines, despite having vaccines…..are bringing back disease that can help in my goal of resetting the world…

So people like Kristin Cavallari, the pussy that some rich jock came in a few times to make her babies, who is now doing a lifestyle brand and self promotes herself like GOOP, because everyone’s an expert, even idiots who were cast in Reality shows when they were 20, where they played a fucking idiot. Not that I ever saw LAGUNA beach, I just know..

So the best way to self promote you mom tits that are probably implants in with bikini pics, which I do support…because dumb reality show trash turned athlete wife don’t really interest me, their opinions on anything don’t matter, their personal brands not relevant to me, so they barely exist….unless they are half naked…

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Kristin Cavallari the reject from THE HILLS who left LAGUNA BEACH thinking she was going to make it in Hollywood….not that I ever watched that shit, I just know the story…but she did end up fucking some pro athlete as these lame girls do cuz it means guaranteed good life so SUCK THAT CUM UP LIKE A STREET WHORE WITH A METH ADDICTION LOOKING FOR SOME NUTRIENTS AND 5 DOLLARS FOR MORE METH…with your uterus and make babies…who needs to be on TV anymore anyway, all it takes is nude or semi nudes on instagram after leveraging all the fans you can from your shitty fucking stint on REALITY tv….cuz the money is on instagram bro…monetize that content bro…

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Kristin Cavallari was on Laguna Beach, she didn’t do The Hills, which was the show all her co-stars got rich from, because she was an egotistical cunt who thought she was the most important on the show, and that she could distance herself from the show, and become an actual celebrity from the show, you know legitimize herself…and it didn’t work out so well, she crawled back to the show the last season, too little too late…so she married a rich athlete, the American dream for a lot of these all-american basic whores…and she gets to spend her time as a slutty influencer mom blogger on instagram posting up weirdo white suburban mom smut…straight from the SLUMS of rich / white / christian / mall shopping / lack of soul or substance or cultue…Orange County…but at last they have Disney. The happiest place on earth…besides the women’s changing room at the local college after cheerleading practice….a cliche maybe, but Debbie Does Dallas inspired me in the 80s and that will forever be my safe space….

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Kristin Cavallari is showing off her fat mom lip in a white one piece outfit – in what I guess is both educational and entertaining..they call this INFOTAINMENT…where you can be entertained by a has been reality star who smartly married and bred with a famous well paid athlete…still sexualizing herself because everyone sexualizes themselves these days…but also entertained by her thick, callused pussy lip from all the kids that just sort of dangles there like a set of balls she’s got tucked in…and that alone…is worth noticing this trash all these years later…in her mom pussy years…

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Some reality show stars become the President of the Free World…while others become breeders to professional athletes who live the good life because athletes make too much fucking money and live that bro life thanks to always being coddled by everyone around them because they were so good at sports, and in turn are now overpaid for what is the dumbest fucking thing ever…like throwing a ball with a bunch of men who shower and rape girls together..in the fraternity that is professional sports…

Her name is Kristin Cavallari…that’s Kristen with an I…and she’s posting bikini pics thanks to realizing that bikini pics is the only thing people care about…

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Just because you’re an anit-vaxxer idiot from a reality show that was on TV 20 years ago..before you followed your dreams of marrying a pro athlete to breed with and live that epic life with….

Doesn’t mean you can’t still show off your 30 something year old tits in some bullshit pose because you’re back and ready to take on the media / entertainment industry now that the kids you produced for a paycheck are old enough….

The great news is that if her pro athlete ever leaves her, she can get a solid 20k or more a month from him, and you can get a nanny for 4,000 a month..that’s at least 17k in profit…enough to live off of….

So if you’re gonna get knocked up women, do it with rich guys. It pays.

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When The Hills revival comes up, you get naked or topless in lingerie for as long as possible, cuz she’s a mom of three who still looks good, what else will she do…

Apparently she has her own hit show cuz ppl have no taste…but she’s more set up for the athlete she finally bagged…which I’m am sure wasn’t that hard…and I’m sure the husband isn’t her first athlete…

Point being she’s topless in her underwear doing that whole thing…alright.

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