Just because you’re an anit-vaxxer idiot from a reality show that was on TV 20 years ago..before you followed your dreams of marrying a pro athlete to breed with and live that epic life with….

Doesn’t mean you can’t still show off your 30 something year old tits in some bullshit pose because you’re back and ready to take on the media / entertainment industry now that the kids you produced for a paycheck are old enough….

The great news is that if her pro athlete ever leaves her, she can get a solid 20k or more a month from him, and you can get a nanny for 4,000 a month..that’s at least 17k in profit…enough to live off of….

So if you’re gonna get knocked up women, do it with rich guys. It pays.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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