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2019

08

Aug

Top 10 Slutty Athletes of the Day

The nice thing about girl athletes is all the testosterone they have from working out, training, and muscle mass that makes for a tight body, not a sloppy body….

I know what you’re thinking, how can testosterone be a good thing, that’s queer…

Or “that’s what those bull dykes take when they want to grow their dicks out of their clits to be as tough as their combat/construction boots make them feel”….

High testosterone from fitness, comes with a fit body, a tight body, and a sex drive…these girls are just always horny and ready to fuck, and often times learn how to fuck at a young age by their creepy coaches who chose a life of training kids….then there is the whole touring and staying in hotels where they get to be naughty with other people they compete with…it becomes like some sort of fit sex club.

So being an athlete, disciplined from training, a personality trait that carries into your ability to ride a cock with ease and without getting out of breath, because your hormones want it, and your body can handle the workout, while your estrogen is too low to get pregnant….makes for a good time…

And apparently, not all female athletes look like Serena Williams or dudes disguised as women to dominate in their sport…

So here’s a solid top 10 hottest athletes right about now…according to me and about 2 minutes of research…

Pervert fucks.

Alica Schmidt – Track & Field

Top 10 Slutty Athletes Alica Schmidt Track and Field

Alisa Diomin – Golf

Belen Mozo – Golf

Georgia Ellenwood – Track and Field

Jacinta Beecher – Track and Field

Jamie Robbins – Volleyball

Jessica Nelson – Soccer

Karin Strametz – Track and Field

Rossella Fiamingo – Fencing

Sara Gailli – Swimming

Stephanie Rice – Swimming

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2019

02

May

Ashanti Almost Nipple of the Day

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Did Ashanti sing the song “Put it on me”?

Why do I remember that?

I don’t ever remember listening to it, or thinking she was hot yet here I am a decade or more later posting pics of her tits on her bikini with that song in my head…all because these record companies hired the best scientists to figure out what sounds program us…even sounds we don’t actually hear…pushing messages into our minds…telling us what to buy….there are reasons…there have to be reasons why songs hit the top 10 chart…why I know Lady Gaga and Katy Perry lyrics without actively listening to them….

But I guess the tits make for a good distraction from the evil media…but barely a good distraction cuz her old face…is looking old faced….

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2019

24

Apr

Christine McGuinness Big Titty Yoga of the Day

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Christie McGuinness knows how to do yoga…

I am not sure if she’e Charlotte McKinney’s sister, but they do share the shame initials…DD…

Get it.

Cuz they have big tits.

I am going to kill myself now.

Bye.

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2019

22

Apr

Sofia Richie New Ass of the Day

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Big news….Kardashian wannabe so hard she started dating the baby daddy of one of the Kardashians…..Sofia Richie….sister of Nicole…actual daughter of Lionel…is a victim of the instagram machine..

We’ve known that she’s altered her face with injections, but everyone is doing that. Go to the grocery store in any semi-major city and you’ll see half the women with face injections.

It’s not just an LA thing, and this one is in LA…it’s actually not even that expensive…so like lipstick..it’s normal and common practice…pretty silly and unnecessary, but dudes buy blow up dolls and fuck blow up dolls so turning yourself into one…may work in your building of your self esteem and really accepting yourself for who you are…

Anyway, LA does have it worse than the rest of the world, the women are real victims of this because they think they need to look a certain way, especially with all that social media pressure….especially this under 25 group.

They are getting LIPO when they aren’t even fat to have more of a waist and a seemingly fatter ass.

That is nuts…

They are getting asses even when they have a fat ass to have more of a fat ass…cuz it looks better in pics..

I’m all for whores being whores who reduce themselves to their looks…and realizing they have nothing more to offer.

But it’s weird…..

So here’s Sofia Richie, basically someone who is going to inherit over 100,000,000 dollars from her dad…doing her best, by getting fake asses instead of doing something good for the world…selfish, self involved, disgusting humans…but usually celeb kids end in suicide or drug overdoses…so I guess in her dad’s eyes she’s doing good cuz she’s not that adopted troll Nicole.

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2019

19

Apr

Slutty Sammi Hanratty of the Day

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What a weird looking creature..

Is it hot, or is it a cartoon, or is it a freak…it’s one of those girls you’re unsure on…

It’s not obvious, until your erection reminds you that you’ll fuck anything…

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2019

11

Apr

Farrah Abraham Ass Injection Marks of the Day

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The one thing I will say about Farrah Abraham, is that like a Rapist, she’s clearly got a passion, only unlike a rapist, her passion isn’t in non-consent sex, but it is in going hard at the plastic surgery clinic to make a muppet out of herself….both her ass, and her face are a fucking disaster but in a good way, almost a parody of what all the girls are doing…a novelty – like her sex tape…why fake a real sex tape leak, just go directly to pornstar James Deen to make it happen. Go Deep.

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2019

08

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel still in her bikini…she’s a mom of two…has been pregnant for a long time, like 4 years…because Africans have a longer gestation period than Americans…that’s not racism, she’s white, you fucks…racism is what she probably is thanks to being white….from Africa…with her first hand involvement of the white oppressing the blacks by making slaves out of them….

She must work out…

A body like this on a mom of two who has been pregnant for the last 40 months…makes zero sense to a regular guy like me who knows women who still haven’t lost their baby weight and their kids are in their 40s….

She’s obviously still hot, despite being a mom….rare for sure but it happened…

She has been one of the most boring VS models of all time…who has only worked with Victoria’s Secret, has had no scandals or excitement and who is now out there navigating her next move while moving into her 30s…with an amazing ass for a skinny girl…

It isn’t magical….but it’s better than not staring at a thong ass on a half nude model…and that’s what it’s all about.

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2019

03

Apr

Elsa Hosk Still Hot in her Panties of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is hot…bitch could have ended up working at IKEA or VOLVO…making meatballs in her native land of Sweden, but instead…she too them titties to America after dropping out of a professional women’s basketball league, which I can’t imagine was an actual thing, considering who the fuck cares about women’s basketball, especially in Sweden…unless it was more of a lingerie bowl style…only hot sluts from Sweden allowed to play, all busty and tight bodied, wearing lingerie that paved the way for her to be a VS model…

I don’t know much, but I know she looks good half naked, and that Evil Mall Brand of overpriced underwear know how to pick quality pussy in an era where quality pussy is used less and less in marketing campaigns…

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2019

22

Mar

Keke Palmer Booty of the Day

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Keke Palmer is an actress, I know her because i saw her on STEVE Harvey show…you know digital antennas and not having a job….in fact I think she may be Steve Harvey…or maybe they just have the same level of sex appeal…

I’m just here, being like hollywood, proving that I am not racist, by posting pics of famous black chicks, put them in everything so that people don’t think we’re racists…despite being fucking racists….only I’m not like hollywood in that I am not racist…I hate most people equally, whatever their ethnicity is…and if anything white people are the fucking worst..don’t believe me…look in a mirror and reflect on your life….loser.

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2019

11

Mar

Lindsay Vonn Bikini for SI of the Day

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Black cock loving Lindsay Vonn…seriously her last 3-4 boyfriends have been black athletes who you know destroy her skier pussy….because these female athletes and all their squatting and injuries are masochists and the only way they feel anything up inside their dull fucking high threshold for pain perverts…is with the big black cock…

I don’t find Black cock loving Lindsay Vonn all that hot, or interesting…she’s old…but she’s an American Olympic hero and that works out well financially…

I also grew up in Canada east coast ski country, and I was sent to the ski hill everyday where I would clean the cafeteria and I’d see those racing chicks everyday, walking around in their spandex race suits, and sometimes hard nippled in Turtle Necks….or long underwear and I’d think to myself how manly they were…of course they are horny they are muscular dudes with watermelon crushing sized legs…

So maybe people find Lindsey Vonn hot…probably not racists who don’t like Snow White Turning that Milk into Chocolate Milk….

But she’s still a Hero..or is it a SHERO in this weird feminist world we are trapped in….and that is probably why Sports Illustrated has her fit…a little too fit body in bikini as she nears menopause….in what is a weird fucking fetish.

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