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2018

13

Jul

Sophia Bush Tucks Her Titties in Her Wet Bikini of the Day

Sophia Bush Tucks Her Titties away as she gets wet in a swimsuit on the beach

I’ve seen Sophia Bush in person and she’s actually very pretty, sure it wasn’t this Sophia Bush, but a stripper at the local strip club naked Sophia or at least stage named Sophia…who had a massive bush…and was the most fun lap dance to get, because unlike Stormy Daniels, she didn’t get arrested when she motorboated you…she just kept giving it and giving it….

We called her Sophia Bush because One Tree Hill was a thing, and I hung out with nerds who loved that show….so it was a terrible inside joke…but the actual Sophia Bush in a bathing suit…is not a joke…it’s real…it’s happening…tittied Tucked in her Wet Bikini.


Sophia Bush Tucks Her Titties away as she gets wet in a swimsuit on the beach

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2018

12

Jul

Ariel Winter Troll Ass in Shorts of the Day

Ariel Winter Troll Ass in Short Shorts

Fat Ariel Winter who dresses provocatively because she’s just trying to live her best life….fat or not..in this fat is normalized, body positivity, inclusivity, every body is a good body bullshit that we all know is a lie designed to sell product…but it what is going on in society…and seeing as she’s not that fat and trying to upset her mother..who she has issues with for whoring her….she just brings it out all the time…

She’s had some freak out on social media for being a cow, or something about her eating too many burgers as a cow and that’s cannibalism….but she’s still bringing the tits out….in a titty pride shirt about whether her nipples offend you, which they shouldn’t we like nipples, whether they are on monster tits that can’t be killed so matter how many times you hack them off….or not..

It’s the shorts that offend me…like we need her fecal matter all over the public places she sits when catching her fat girl breath.

She is the reason there is feces on planes, feces on movie theatre seats…it’s SHORTS like this that can’t handle the ass they are craddling…

Ariel Winter Troll Ass in Short Shorts

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2018

12

Jul

Lindsey Vonn Bikini Pussy Print of the Day

Lindsey Vonn Pussy Print in a bikini

Earlier today, even though it’s 8:49 in the morning, and I am still awake from drinking all night and uploading nonsense for you unappreciative pieces of shit to look at and not give me any money for….

I posted a pic of new Olympic Starlet Chloe Kim in a bikini…..

I figure it’s only fair to go to the opposite end of the spectrum and show an Old as fuck, weathered and beaten Olympian in a bikini…sure this one isn’t a Gold Medalist and has let down the country but for a while was masturbation fodder in the men’s magazines for you perverts…so as she ages like a good old fashioned loaf of bread…she wants to document the demise in bikini pics so you can join her in that demise..and this is her most recent erotic….you can see her hip bridge / pussy print if you look hard enough…but you already know that don’t you…cuz you’re looking hard enough.

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Posted in:Lindsey Vonn|SFW

2018

12

Jul

Iskra Lawrence Fat Ass Tiny Bikini of the Day

Iskra Lawrence Fat ass Tiny Black Bikini

Iskra Lawrence is part of the problem and not the solution..

As a fat man who can’t fit on the bus seats, plane seats, really any restaurant seat with arms, I feel like I have the right to say….fat is fucking terrible.

As a fat man who has been married to a fat woman who is disabled from being fat, and who I have to actually wipe her ass down sometimes when her pancreas can’t produce enough digestive enzymes to digest the fat she eats and it ends up all over her gross thighs….

As a fat man who has no standards but knows enough to know that fat is disgusting, a liability, a health hazard, unattractive and gross.

I can say that making the seats bigger for the fat people to be more comfortables, and by seats I mean bikinis, is just saying keep eating motherfuckers, die young, be medicated, we don’t care…

This whole inclusivity, body positivity thing is nonsense that is created by people like the Kardashians who are the most vapid plastic surgery ridden women, to sell product to dumb fat chicks who want to believe they can have a good life….and if you’re Iskra Lawrence and in your “fat suit” to get famous…I guess you can…but to the poor suckers who are having fat normalized and are told it’s ok to be them…that’s just bad for everyone and the infrastructure and society as a whole…the health industry just can’t support it…and either can most structures.

Iskra Lawrence Fat ass Tiny Black Bikini

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2018

12

Jul

Sophie Turner Fat Cameltoe of the Day

Sophie Turner Fat Cameltoe in Tight Fitness Shorts

Sophie Turner is the girlfriend of Joe Jonas…and on Game of Thrones but you nerd virgin weridos already know that…creeps….

What you don’t already know is what her vagina looks like, so she took it upon herself to wear the trendy shorts the kids are wearing to show you all about it….

I am sure this is something you can’t handle, unless you’re committed to the cause of nerdom and you can’t fuck with nerd shit unless it is in character, otherwise it is just too real…like her cameltoe…that shit is too fucking real, or unreal, or who knows…maybe there’s an insert they sell on amazon for trannies to have cameltoes….

I figure if you’re a woman and in tight pants and you don’t have a cameltoe, there’s something wrong with you on a moral level….because I want the damn cameltoes all fucking day.

Thanks Sophie Turner…you tall midget dating shorts in your vagina star.

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2018

12

Jul

Gigi Hadid Hard Nipples of the Day

Gigi Hadid Hard Nipples Tight Blue Shirt

Gigi Hadid has hard nipples in a tank top.I find it very hard to get excited about that…or really anything GIGI does….and why the fuck is her name GIGI, is it short for GINGER, am I actually going to google her real name…

It’s Jalena…fuck you internet for making me curious about such dumb shit…so dumb that I only looked it up now, but have been watching her tits grow, her face alter shapes, her vagina invite various men in, from her dad’s friends to possibly her dad and brother as these rich people do…narcissism…to showing off her tits….like this, or often times more aggressive than this…depending how famous her boyfriend is at the time, or ow much noise she’s trying to make….

Point being…this hard nipple shit, may be hard nipples and we like those…but it’s also GIGI HADID and she bores me in her lie of a career her dad bought for her..so it’s hard to get excited by any shameless thing she does…unless it’s releasing sex videos..which it is not…

I guess her skillset is inspiring young girls to be vapid and posing for the cameras, making them think it is progressive for the plight of the woman when it’s dialing shit back a few decades…you know not a strong power woman…but a girl sexualizing herself for the man…but on her own terms…giving the men what they want on her own terms…instead of being a strong enough woman to not show the world her tits for attention…

I guess it is just garbage rich people being garbage…

But her nips are hard, and that counts for something…especially when it comes to breast feeding.

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2018

09

Jul

Halle Berry Bikini of the Day

Halle Berry Ass in a Black Bikini

Halle Berry lives matter….and she’s black like Halle Berry…which isn’t black at all…you know since she was raised white, and the only black thing about her is that she never met her dad who was black….

Halle Berry has been given access to her own social media so that she can connect with her fans the way she always wanted to, the way she got work in the first place….but that we didn’t know because they kept an arm’s length or wall between fans and talent…never too old.

Speaking of black lives matter – I saw a few black kids at the pool horse playing and the white lifeguard told them to follow the rules and their mom got up from her chair freaking out on the lifeguard saying her kids were just having fun and made it a race thing…everyone is so sensitive and into making everything into something – kids don’t need to follow the rules and if you tell them to – you racist….

But if you jerk off to Halle Berry you aren’t, so prove you’re not…..

Halle Berry Topless in a Black Bikini

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