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2019

26

Feb

Bebe Rexha Slutty Pool Tits of the Day

I just accidentally googled Bebe Rexha to see if she’s been up to anything besides following Lady Gaga’s lead and thinking a behind the scenes person in the music industry, who feeds content to people on the frontlines of the music industry….and who now, pre-30 feels she deserve the fame, notice, recognition, celebration that she thinks is hers to have because she’s got a track record of writing shitty hit songs…

It’s the playing the long game tactic, investing in other people to prove herself, before thinking the songs are hits cuz of the song and not cuz of the marketing or person singing the song…so she decides to give it a shot, write her own story…one where she’s famous when everyone wants to be famous…and it’s easy to pull off cuz she’s got all the connections…

That said, upon my google search I found that she posted a message from her dad calling her porno, really shitty porno, and calling her an embarrassment, which she is…but I guess he doesn’t realize her song writing talent isn’t enough to matter, she’s a fat chick and needs to use those fat tits to get noticed….so porno…really shitty porno..but porno according to her Albanian dad…is the tactic…I mean that and driving some attention to herself by pointing out that her own dad thinks she’s trash…probably for added hype or a story…he probably didn’t even send her that text…all this candy coated viral video shit is just low quality – no matter how much money it makes the people scamming the young dumb kids….

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2019

22

Feb

Ariel Winter See Through Bra of the Day

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I’ve made fun of no neck Ariel Winter for a long time now….at least a year of her big tits growing back after a breast reduction…because she’s just that fat….but I have to give credit where credit is due and she’s likely taken on the KETO diet where she’s lost 40 fucking pounds since Christmas…or maybe it’s the instagram girl diet where she got LiPO…but either way…she looks better than she did before and I encourage all fat chicks to not embrace being fat cuz it’s easy to be lazy and over eat…but to rather shape the fuck up and be hot again…

Make America Hot Again….

Ariel Winter See Through Bra Spread Legs

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2019

20

Feb

Bella Hadid Jacked Up Face and Big TIts of the Day

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What the fuck is going on with Bella Hadid’s face….

I have been calling her ugly, the ugly sister, since before she came onto the scene and stole Gigi Hadid’s career because she was the ugly one, more eager and Gigi was bored of the whole thing, so this try hard, over achiever decided that she was a model and the world agreed with her and gave her work and here we are no with some trans looking, plastic surgery ridden, chiseled fucking tranny looking bitch…thinking she’s hot.

I think you can see a sliver of her nipple in this outfit though, which I guess makes the busted up face a little easier to handle…but shit…is this Celine Dion on her 50th birthday in a black wig…or some 20 year old rich kid fashion icon who fucks big dicked rappers representing the generation of shit that we all know exists…because even high fashion is ripping off shitty streetwear…cheapening itself…thus explaining why they use such broken down instagram models as their models..

The cheapening of AMERICA…

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2019

19

Feb

Ireland Baldwin Fishnets of the Day

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The people may not care about what Ireland Baldwin and her Baldwin jawline are up to….

Even her dad doesn’t give a fuck about this 7 foot tall Sasquatch of a rich kid…

He just throws money at it and hopes it leaves him alone and doesn’t get in the way of his new life…

No one cares about her story, her upbringing or her attempt to be famous in her own right…

But I do…

No one is rooting for her, or thinking she’ll do anything noteworthy or substantial….

But I am….

Despite her having big tits to go with the big everything else about her….

I am talking about her vagina- because at 7 feet tall that is the kind of vagina you can crawl up into in a reverse birthing fetish we all have….

She’s not hot, she’s broken, she’s trying and being slutty and I like it.

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2019

15

Feb

Selena Gomez Swimsuit of the Day

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Selena Gomez still out here in a swimsuit…..

It’s not a good thing, but it’s a new thing, cuz Selena Gomez and her endless supply of Organ Donors looks like a whole new fucking person out there…

Fatter and dumpier, more troubled despite being rich enough to pay for her troubles to go away, all fucking trying to get some attention to her new face, new tits, fat gut self…in a time when Bieber is married to his actual Soul Mate…who isn’t her….

Bratty rich kids, who at least have the decency to wear a one piece so that I don’t have to see her damn scars…and belly…they creep me out…

So here’s some Selena Gomez bikini pervert content for you perverts who have loved her since her days on BARNEY.

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2019

12

Feb

Dove Cameron Bikini of the Day

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Disney Star + Bikini = won.

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2019

12

Feb

Kristin Cavallari Topless and Terrifying of the Day

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At a certain point – you’d think a bitch would throw in the towel but thanks to social media and some pre social media fame – girl can stay alive forever.

Thanks internet….

Because the star of Laguna Beach no one cares about, got married to a rich athlete, lives the whitest OC, mall shopping, lunching, life with her shitty white kids, can now be an influencer or blogger or host…because the people into Laguna Beach, one of the last reality shows to have a generation of viewers, follow her, keeping that dream alive, so that she can bring her jagged edges face to the gram in some slutty mom shoot I am mad at myself for posting because I am contributing to this nonsense machine.

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2019

11

Feb

Anastasia Ashley and Monica Sims Dyke it Down of the Day

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Pro Surfer Anastasia Ashley celebrated her birthday the best way, in her birthday suit with Playboy model Monica Sims…..

Happy birthday to the Surfer and her ass…and I guess to all of you perverts looking at it – because a birthday celebration is for all people involved…whether they are the girls living their best lives on the beach somewhere tropical where we’d never be able to afford to go…or the perverts at home jerking off to them….thank you internet…for letting us have a piece of that cake…

Not bad for 32…two years past what you’d expect to be the cutoff age where all female sex appeal dies…but in this era…there are hot 60 year olds…and that fucking confuses me…

So here’s to another 28 years of butt shots.

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2019

11

Feb

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is a fully rebuilt Mexican in America stealing your jobs….thanks being rich and having plastic surgery…looking good…thanks to being rebuilt….good job modern face injection technology….

The way American Mexicans work….is they are either poor as fuck digging tunnels under the border, or rich as fuck, and I’ll assume this one is rich as fuck…the kind TRUMP likes.

She is the woman who Josh Duhamel had sex with after breaking up his marriage with Fergie, when he decided to go back to pussy, cuz the trans life, even in Hollywood, with all the hype, is weird….

Making Moves.

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2019

05

Feb

Elsa Hosk Topless and Hot of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is the hottest Victoria’s Secret model…at least according to me at this moment right now…

I am not one of those dudes who ever had friends. I never socialized with other dudes. I found that whole dynamic massively queer…like a brotherhood to share your stories, your dreams, your bullshit with….silly really. But I know dudes who used to get together and talk about celebs or models they want to fuck, and who they think is the hottest, they’d do viral clickbait top 10 lists in their mom’s basement whilst eating chips and playing videogames….so I don’t have an actual list of hottest VS models…

I just feel this Swedish basketball player turned nude model for a mall brand, sweatshop produced, iconic to the middle of the road America…is top and that is still saying something because the mall brand that buys hot chicks internationally and imports them to America, still use hot chicks, and invest budget into building up their online persona, their celebrity, all to sell more panties….they even sell some off to Leo, some off to that homo Adam Levine, some off to Tom BRady and other celebrities who are in on the scam to hype them up…or just buying into the hype…as it is all part of their marketing…to create celeb models for their mall brand….in what is pretty clever marketing because VS exists in a big way….

This is a hot enough titty grab…for social media cuz they get performance bonuses on social media.

I’m just glad they haven’t got sucked into the fat chicks out of pressure from the internet. Good thinking mall brand. Stick to your guns on this one. We have to see enough fat chicks in lingerie eveerytime our wives read a 50 shades of grey book.

Here she is for a magazine…

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