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2018

13

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Tits of the Day

Ireland Baldwin Big Tits Pushed Up

Here’s some Glamour Shots of Ireland Baldwin….because she’s trying to make it as a model and has been for a while, because that’s what these entitled spoiled rich people with famous parents do…

Unfortunately for Ireland, she started out as a surfer beach girl, and went dark…lesbian, in and out of rehab….while her cousin, the Jesus Freak, rode the name, hung out with the Jenners and Bieber, and with the power of GOD….She is now engaged to her soul mate, living it up in Canada having some Timmies, a little DOUBLE DOUBLE piss water since they obviously can’t drink….JESUS doesn’t like drunks…but then again they are rich, empty souled humans from very empty homes living very empty existences but at least they are rich!

I don’t know if Ireland has accepted Jesus Christ into her life after he Cousin tried to win her back to the light, I don’t even know if they hang out or if they hate each other, I just know Ireland lost her glory to Haley, and is still living in the shadow of Haley and her own parents…but she’s trying to be the light that shines through…she will overcome all the dark thoughts and feelings…cuz she’s fucking rich so who cares.

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2018

23

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Slutty on Instagram of the Day

Ireland Baldwin Slutty Bra and Panties on Instagram

My girl Ireland Baldwin, who is not my girl, is on the instagram showing off her daddy issues from her dad calling her a pig, by being a little exhibitionist pig, and I like it, even though I know Ireland Baldwin is massive, 8 feet tall, 400 lbs, and that terrifies me…knowing she can beat me up if ever she catches me in her closet watching her posing for her instagram…..trying so hard to be as relevant as her cousin Hailey, the Jesus freak who is engaged to Bieber…while Ireland figures herself out…in and out of rehab….lesbian or not…misguided….half naked.

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2018

18

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Titty Shot of the Day

Ireland Baldwin Big Tits

I don’t have access to anything Ireland Baldwin on the social media channels, she’s deleted me from everyting, because I guess she’s sensitive and doesn’t like being called a pig, like her dad called her a pig, and the funny thing is her dad actually went at me once, I don’t remember what he said but it was on twitter and from his charity, because I guess he’s not a fan of the things I was saying about his baby girl….before she lost her fucking mind, went to rehab, dated some lesbian who sang about being molested, got some prison tattoos, attempted low level modeling despite having rich as fuck parents, all while her mooch cousin who found god or Jesus was fucking Bieber, now engaged to Bieber while riding any and all coattails she could to get work as a model..that worked because Millennials are lazy as fuck and this social media shit is the easiest way to pretend to work, make some money, get paid for being nothing interesting…I mean in most cases, that shid didn’t work at all for Ireland…but she’s still out there…all big as fuck…trying to get big as fuck….titty out.

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2018

09

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Topless of the Day

Ireland Baldwin Topless in a Pool

Ireland Baldwin and her daddy issues….because her dad called her a pig for the world to hear to set the tone for her entire life being the sad broken daughter of rich and famous people….trying to find herself only to know that she will be them…all while being 7 feet tall….and three hundred pound of pure amazon woman…proportionate but a giant….who is was early to beachy instagram, only to have her mooch cousin of normal size, with less successful parents, but more successful friends and Bieber de-virginizing her when underage…only to propose to her this weekend….leaving sexually confused Ireland topless in a pool…

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2018

15

Jun

Ireland Baldwin Bikini of the Day

Ireland Baldwin Tits and Ass in Bikini

Father’s Day is coming up, and here’s another broken girl with Daddy issues to celebrate dad’s everywhere..

One of my most favorite moments in Dad’s destroying the souls of their daughter, is when Alec Baldwin called a young Ireland a little pig on a recorded phone conversation Kim Bassinger leaked to the press.

It was a brilliant moment…and Ireland, since growing up, has proven it’s effect…

This here is the consequences of Daddy calling his baby girl a big…it’s just leads to a half naked, broken and confused girl…trying to find ways to monetize being half naked on the internet…even though they are already rich.

WILD times.

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2018

30

May

Ireland Baldwin Braless of the Day

Ireland Baldwin Braless Tits in a White Shirt

Ireland Baldwin or IB(s) as I like to call her, because she’s full of fucking shit, is a 7 feet tall and 250 pounds aspiring instagrammer….

She’s actually been producing instagram content and building up her portfolio for a long time, long before her cousin Hailey Baldwin took over for her and rode the Baldwin name harder than her, and made it further than and really to all the places IB(s) wanted to go….

Like many Amazon women, just not all Amazon sized women, she’s managed to be semi proportionate, despite being 7 feet tall and 250 pounds…so she can Anna Nicole (pre-obesity, slim spa, death from opiates) this shit and confuse the hell out of people in photos because she seems normal sized…so modeling was an option for her, especially now more than ever, but no one cared enough about her to get her work…

She was an unstable monster, or is it a PIG as her dad described her when she was 10, in and out of rehab but finally pulling it together, all dark, mysterious a headcase whatever….

EXISTING in a better like than you have..

Someone gave her a job – here she is for GUESS? – Getting work finally living the dream….her dream….

Ireland Baldwin for Guess

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2018

10

May

Ireland Baldwin’s Extra Large Panties of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is 7 feet tall and 250 pounds…because that’s the way she’s built…but like many Amazon women, just not all Amazon sized women, she’s managed to be semi proportionate, despite being 7 feet tall and 250 pounds…so she can Anna Nicole (pre-obesity, slim spa, death from opiates) this shit and confuse the hell out of people in photos because she seems normal sized…but the second you let this unstable monster, or is it a PIG as her dad so kindly described her when she was 10, out of her cage and let her stand next to normal sized people you see just how monstrous and terrifying she actually is….

That said, she had a chance to be an instagrammer, fucked that up with a series of breakdowns and teen angst moments, paving the way for her cousin Hailey who actually made it and is living the dream via her own scamming way, that I guess they both are living because their last name had already paved the way for them, only this one’s dad was already so famous, she didn’t have to try as hard as the skinnier, normal sized, hotter cousin to make it…she didn’t have that Stephen Baldwin embarassment that lead to drive or at least to hang out with the “cool kids” knowing eventually you’d be able to monetize off it….

I guess it pays to have a deadbeat, embarassing dad….

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