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2019

08

Jan

Ireland Baldwin’s New Face Won’t Save Her of the Day

LOL…..

Nothing says broken rich girl who failed on all fronts like Ireland Baldwin’s new face….

I don’t even think the girl is in 25 year, but her face is so jacked up se looks 45….

I guess she doesn’t realize that the new face isn’t going to change her chances at making it as a model, she had a window of opportunity when she was first on instagram in the early days of instagram, when she was dating a pro paddle surfer, and posting bikini and beach pics…her big tits on her big body were proportionate…but then she lost her mind, got prison tattoos, went to rehab…and started doing shoots for real low level, almost embarrassing brands…probably to piss off her dad, as if he even notices her, but an attempt to get him to notice her…only to not notice her…so instead she took her Christmas money and tried to do what she could to offset that Baldwin Jaw…you know to make a little more Bassigner out of her..only to look older than Bassigner…

It’s pretty hilarious that all these people are compelled to become fucking muppets…and Ireland Baldwin, despite irrelevance, is still got her finger on what works, she’s just failing at it on a public forum….

The only sad thing in all this is that there is no reason for her to not bow down, close her social media accounts, and live a great life volunteering at the dog rescue…she’s rich, has money and access, but is so committed to

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2018

11

Dec

Ireland Baldwin’s Alec Baldwin Body of the Day

Nothing like an mentally unstable rich kid who wants to be a social media influencer….doing all she can to get noticed between mental breakdowns and rehab stints….like a rich kid would…especially one who has a cousin doing a better job at living her dream, married to Bieber, cuz they are together married to god…while this one is married to doing a terrible fucking job at influencer-ing, even her nudes are shit.

But she’s got that Alec Baldwin body…

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2018

07

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Bikini of the Day

Ireland Baldwin Ass in Bikini

Ireland Baldwin is trying to look hot…

LOL…

Only because she’s the size of Ireland, that’s why they named her that. Some Jolly Green Giant motherfucker who has been trying to make it as a model the most bootleg of ways…

But I am still a fan, not cuz her dad is a crazy person but because I have watched her struggles and not just fitting into normal sized clothing but on the emotional level and the whole thing has been hilarious and has got me blocked from updates like this!!

Ireland Baldwin. A real good time.

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2018

01

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Pussy Flash for Halloween of the Day

Ireland Baldwin Pussy Flash for Halloween

Ireland Baldwin is everyone’s favorite rejected daughter. Her dad doesn’t even like her and has publicly called her out for being a pig. He was so against her that he ended up starting a new family with his Yoga Instructor and is finally happy knowing that he’s not a total fucking failure…

All while Ireland is out there trying to get noticed, trying to get attention, trying to get seen….

From the beginning of Instagram, when she was just 18 years old, she was posing in bikini and beach shots like an Alexis Ren. She was dating a surfer, lived in Malibu and was doing that whole thing….then she got dark, she got weird, her Jesus loving Cousin got famous…she got confused in her messaging…she continued her half nakedness, but it was just weird half nakedness….and now this….

Strategic pussy flash on the red carpet that I missed when it happened…

She knew she was going to celeb blogger JustJared, who I guess is a massive brand now and rich as fuck doing what I’ve been doing as long as I’ve been doing it…while I sit here sucking dick and I’m not even the gay one…

She knew not to wear panties…and to cut a pussy hole to show her pussy with no panties because of feminism…

With her big tits on her big frame busting out….dressed as what I guess is an AXE GASH ON ITS PERIOD….

Full pussy flash, we don’t get enough of these….but I have a feeling the general intelligencee of society is going back to pre-school level of “show me yours and I’ll sow you mine”…

It’s the way it is…and it’s not a bad thing cuz we get to see pussy lips and we like pussy lips being seen. So this whole everyone is a whore is like everything falling into the palm of my hand they way I fantasized it would back when everyone was fucking uptight as fuck.

vIreland Baldwin Pussy Flash for Halloween

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2018

30

Oct

Ireland Baldwin Does the Pussy Stretch of the Day

Ireland Baldwin Topless Legs Spread

Sometimes – you just need to stretch that pussy.

Especially when you’re trying to get noticed thanks to your dad never loving you….because you remind him of your mother even though Kim Bassinger would likely be offended if anyone ever told her that her daughter Ireland looked like her….which isn’t to say she’s ashamed to be her mother or that she doesn’t see the beauty only a mother sees..it’s that Ireland Baldwin is pretty fucking big, and it would be offensive to call a vain person like her mom something like that….

I don’t know what her social media strategy has been, but we’ve seen her try everything….that this low level naked shit fits nicely, even if Ireland doesn’t fit nicely into much because she’s so big….

I find the bikini beach shit everyone doing like they are Alexis Ren…that Ireland started her IG career with dull, played out and everywhere….I found the militant lesbian who fucked a black girl who raps about being raped by men a little dark and ghetto….while low lever staged nudes…that shit is obviously lacking creativity and in as many places as the beach shit everyone does…but it’s more softcore pornographic and what we know from porno is that even low budget low concept shit can be jerked off to..

I know Ireland wanted to be an influencer and Hailey the Jesus loving one took her shine….but there’s still hope for her…I believe…and support whatever is going on here.

I can’t tell what is going on here because she has me blocked on all her social media accounts…which almost hurts my soul…


Ireland Baldwin Slutty Halloween Custome Legs Spread

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2018

24

Oct

Ireland Baldwin Celebrated her 45th Birthday of the Day

Ireland Baldwin has me blocked on all her social media channels, which is mean…I was only trying to be friends with her…before her first breakdown of many that have happened since….

Leading to shitty tattoos, herpes from Lesbian sex with black women rappers who rap about being raped, doing the whole edgy badly, losing out in the race for fame as a model, because she’s got the size that was once needed to a model, and was the most hopeful to be a model, until Hailey Baldwin, with Jesus on her side, was able to friend the Kardashians and become the third tier social media model who should never be a model but the internet likes rich spoiled cunts a lot, so brands throw money at them…

Ireland Baldwin may pretend to be young but she’s broken….too broken to be young….she’s also large…to large to be young….and busty…never too busty…but too busty to be young….and her whole storyline is pretty obnoxious, poor little rich girl, who is decent looking, despite being manly, with access to anything, money and jobs, education, and relaxation in the family homes…that you know are all over the place…but instead she just throws bratty tantrums cuz her dad, or rumored dad called her a pig when she was 10 on a voicemail that went viral.

At least she’s figured out her place in these 45 years of life…on her 45th birthday with her 45 year old mom tits that like eating cake busting out…it’s a know your worth when you’re worthless (besides your allowance and trust fund and inheritance)….and bring the tits bro.


Ireland Baldwin Slutty IGIreland Baldwin Slutty IG

Ireland Baldwin Slutty IG

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2018

01

Oct

Ireland Baldwin Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Ireland Baldwin Ass in a Bikini

Ireland Baldwin is very big, not in the way she wants to be big, you know famous for being an individual…for being a model or actor or thinking of the generation…instead of being her dad’s daughter he called a pig when divorcing her mom – Kim Bassinger – before getting with the hot naked Yoga girl he started a new family with – because this one, in and out of rehab, tattooed, lesbian, dark, damaged, victim….mentally fucked as rich kids are…backburnered to her cousin who went the Kardashian / Jesus / Bieber route to steal what Ireland had started…another fail, to torment her life..

She is just big in Size….real big…

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2018

20

Aug

Ireland Baldwin is a Big Biker Babe of the Day

Ireland Baldwin Ass Bikini Riding a Motorcycle 1

Ireland Baldwin posts slutty content to social media – because she craves attention.

I read some bullshit story that was sent to me about Ireland Baldwin’s pictures upsetting her dad. Where he makes comments on her feed or on his feed whenever something slutty comes out…which I think is just an angle to get her more attention because he feels bad she’s such a fucking failure….and he’s doing his part to correct the mistakes he’s made…like HAVING her in the first place….or maybe he is actually ashamed, he did call her a pic when she was growing up, and it was used against him in his Kim Bassinger Divorce, which could be why he hates her and started a new life….

But the truth is, she’s not quite a big, she’s more of an Elephant, she’s massive…a monster even….a monster who was doing bikini instagram riding celebrity parents hard on instagram before it was a thing…and before her cousin was stealing her glory…losing her virginity to Bieber at 15 and now being engaged to him at 20.

I feel like Ireland Baldwin could actually be alright, interesting, not that bad, I don’t hate her…or her broken rich girl ways….but she must hate me cuz she’s blocked me on all of her feeds…mean girl…maybe her dad is right about her and she is a disgrace to the family…a mentally unstable disgrace…

Here are some paprazzi pics of her making a normal sized girl look like a midget….with her sloppy young tits braless…with hard nipples

Ireland Baldwin Big Tits Hard Nipples Tight Leggings

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2018

13

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Tits of the Day

Ireland Baldwin Big Tits Pushed Up

Here’s some Glamour Shots of Ireland Baldwin….because she’s trying to make it as a model and has been for a while, because that’s what these entitled spoiled rich people with famous parents do…

Unfortunately for Ireland, she started out as a surfer beach girl, and went dark…lesbian, in and out of rehab….while her cousin, the Jesus Freak, rode the name, hung out with the Jenners and Bieber, and with the power of GOD….She is now engaged to her soul mate, living it up in Canada having some Timmies, a little DOUBLE DOUBLE piss water since they obviously can’t drink….JESUS doesn’t like drunks…but then again they are rich, empty souled humans from very empty homes living very empty existences but at least they are rich!

I don’t know if Ireland has accepted Jesus Christ into her life after he Cousin tried to win her back to the light, I don’t even know if they hang out or if they hate each other, I just know Ireland lost her glory to Haley, and is still living in the shadow of Haley and her own parents…but she’s trying to be the light that shines through…she will overcome all the dark thoughts and feelings…cuz she’s fucking rich so who cares.

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2018

23

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Slutty on Instagram of the Day

Ireland Baldwin Slutty Bra and Panties on Instagram

My girl Ireland Baldwin, who is not my girl, is on the instagram showing off her daddy issues from her dad calling her a pig, by being a little exhibitionist pig, and I like it, even though I know Ireland Baldwin is massive, 8 feet tall, 400 lbs, and that terrifies me…knowing she can beat me up if ever she catches me in her closet watching her posing for her instagram…..trying so hard to be as relevant as her cousin Hailey, the Jesus freak who is engaged to Bieber…while Ireland figures herself out…in and out of rehab….lesbian or not…misguided….half naked.

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