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2017

13

Nov

Ireland Baldwin Nipple of the Day

Ireland Baldwin Nipple

Ireland Baldwin nipple in a shirt is the way we should all end our day – because Ireland Baldwin is a reminder that you don’t have it as bad as you could. You are not a spoiled entitled rich kid with a dad who called her a pig publicly, trying to navigate the world and find your own identity, but you are on the receiving end of her tit pics, nipples out, in her quest of being a confused twenty year old filled with angst….from beach girl, to rehab girl, and a few lesbian stints in between…she’s finally doing what matters…nipples…

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2017

27

Oct

Ireland Baldwin Topless of the Day

Ireland Baldwin Topless Slut

Ireland Baldwin is the worst celebrity child – she just can’t figure out her place in the world and she’s 7 foot tall and 500 pounds so that must make it even more difficult – every seat you try sitting in – you can’t quite fit in it – or it breaks and forces you to date black chicks – and dye your hair black – and get stupid tattoos – you know figuring out your place…

The model world doesn’t want you, the acting world doesn’t want you, you’re left being low level and posting tit pics on her feed for attention – that’s some real fucking issues…that I endorse…because I like monster tits on monsters – tis the season you know..

Why these are censored, who knows, I guess just more reason she’s a lame as fuck cunt who doesn’t deliver anything she tries to deliver on. Always missing the mark.

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2017

09

Oct

Ireland Baldwin’s Nipples at a Photoshoot of the Day

Ireland Baldwin's Nipples at a Photoshoot

Big Girl no one cares about – not even her dad – Ireland Baldwin, who once used to let me follow her on Social Media…was out doing a photoshoot because she’s big, has seen her cousin bullshit her way to get it, and really in her core wants it so bad…and she brought out the tits and panties on the beach…provocative…who knows what it’s for but it’s amazing, despite being terrifying, that it happened…really..

I don’t really understand what this dress is, the titty out dress, but it’s perfect..

I am just surprised that she’s doing shoots, I thought she killed herself, or went to rehab for suicide, or something like that, it’s hard to really keep track of an identity crisis out there figuring it out but not when the tits out…

All these bitches block me on social media and it hurts my feelings. I blame her relationship with the angry molested lesbian rapper she got HARD with…you know from Beach girl to HARD monster…or some shit…

Either way, tits are out.

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2017

07

Sep

Ireland Baldwin Bra Top of the Day

Ireland Baldwin shows off her good genes for her Instagram followers

Ireland Baldwin is a massive girl, she’s like 7 feet tall and 300 pounds, and no one gives a fuck about her, not even her family, but she had a minute of “instagram influencer”…beach life…surf like…bikini model…that I guess was boring and not authentic to her brand of broken girl…so she went lesbian, tattooed, dark…a public meltdown…and I guess she’s back…still uninteresting, still stuck in her cousin’s shadow when it was once the other way around because her parents are more important, and now…she’s jacked up her face…but is posting bra pics…so take it in…not quite magical…but there..

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2017

14

Aug

No Body Cares About Ireland Baldwin Nude of the DAy

When the world is going to shit, from American on America hate over bullshit confederate statue, or America on North Korea hate with stupid threats from stupid people about “FIRE AND FURY”….

You know you can always find solace, happiness, the answers….calm in a picture of Ireland Baldwin climbing out on a ladder naked…

I know what you’re thinking, “Who is Ireland Baldwin”…or “What is this Ireland Baldwin you speak of”….but that’s just because you’re an uncultured fuck and think it’s a pub in ireland where leprechauns get used as dildos…or because you don’t care about Alec Baldwin, his STD that grew into a little monster trying hard to be a model or social media person….and no matter how naked she gets…no one will notice…but me…because I have nothing else to do.

Keep bringing them NUDES.

Here’s what’s going on in America…

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2017

09

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Tits of the Day

Ireland Baldwin has found her skill set and she’s committed to the cause, at least I assume she is, because she’s blocked me on all social media as I guess I used to torment her early on in her career, back when her content was fluffy, beachy romance, before it got dark and broken, struggling to get a career as an edgy model, because she had the size to be a model, not that size matters, unless you’re any girl I’ve slept with, since we are in the era of the monster girls and the midgets being models…

That said, I still like to fixate on her being the recipient of her dad going nuts on her during his divorce to Kim Bassinger…and focusing on her riding their coattails, trying to make a name for herself, pretending to be just existing and that people are genuinely taking interest with her….even though…we’re just here for the tits..

I always think these celeb kids should do more with their lives, but they always just end up being useless, addict weirdos….but I’m still here for the tits.

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2017

11

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Bikini Model of the DAy

Ireland Baldwin has me blocked on all her shit for whatever reason..I assume she is a fragile rich kid with famous parents who struggles to make it on her own…and for that reason alone ends up in rehab and other equally amazing places…like in lesbian relationships…being all edgy…while her cousin stole her hustle…by linking up with more important people for their share for share…leaving this one in the dark..forgotten…much like in her home life…

That said, she’s got a bikini campaign and the world can excitedly look at her bikini body, big girls need love too….but they won’t since no one cares about Ireland Baldwin….

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2017

06

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Sluts it Up of the DAy

I am a massive Ireland Baldwin fan and Ireland Baldwin is massive…

She’s making a comeback, back to her original hustle, as the bikini clad butt shot, look at her big tits and round ass, because she’s big….California girl..Something she was doing so well early on in her social media whoring…before she went dark, got all these tattoos, became a lesbian weirdo, and made her way back…all while her cousin, the Kardashian groupie – STOLE her fucking dream…

I am glad to see that despite being rich, privileged, entitled, disgusting, she’s managed to pull through….you know all odds were against her being Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger’s kid…the struggle real…situation

Well…it’s just too bad I’ve been blocked from her social media so that I can’t jerk off to it all day like I am supposed to…but luckily people repost this shit so I can still get my taste of her…in a romantic where there is a will there’s a way….you can’t shun me Ireland…I’m here.

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2017

04

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Photoshoot of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is a survivor…from rich kid with very famous parents who has access to the good life in both NEW YORK and LA and I guess wherever else she wants to go because they have the resources to take good care of her…yet she’s still a fucking mess…because being a rich kid with everything is hard…all that inner torment of never being quite as good as your parents…coupled with being entitled and garbage….makes for a really sad time, especially when her cousin is winning at life and she’s just putting together lame shoots with other lame chicks hoping their time comes….while creepy perverts like you cum…young, tormented, sad, big tits…erotic.

I only like her because she’s blocked me on everything and Ilove when girls hate me…

At least the puppy is cute…

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2017

07

Jun

Ireland Baldwin Bikini Pic of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is one of my favorite celeb rich kids who fucking loves attention – but hasn’t really pulled off a career from it – despite all her access – solidifying that she’s a failure across the board – something she probably medicates and cuts herself over…because I guess I like the low hanging fruit, fame whores, the underdog, failures, desperation on my broken girls…

I do not like when shit works out for them…so her ass shot means a lot to me….

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2017

06

Jun

Ireland Baldwin Tits of the Day

Ireland Baldwin makes me ask a very important question…is she getting an AIDS test and is an Ogre is a big Troll, or if a Troll can be 8 feet tall and monstrous…I don’t do the fantasy sci/fi thing so I can’t be sure…

What I do know is that her parents Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger…and that I’ve already fought with Alec Baldwin on social media for making fun of her, even though he made fun of her publicly and is part of the reason she’s this mess.

Because you’d think with Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger as parents, she’d be far more important than she is, but instead she’s gone from awkward beach / surf girl, to faux lesbian, to tatted up sad girl, to attempting to be a model and social media girl, to becoming just weird…and I think it’s just some identity crisis who is too broken to climb the ladder properly…but her cousin pulled it off…and I guess…her showing tits on social media I am blocked on is fun….even if I prefer sex tapes.

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2017

02

May

Ireland Baldwin Has Made It of the Day

It looks like she’s made it…look how far she’s come…oh baby….

Here’s some Ireland Baldwin, one of my favorite celebrity daughters who was big and broken all at the same time, slaughtered by the media early on in the instagram game, because people like to cyberbully celebrity children, because we are all jealous of their spoiled brat bullshit and hate seeing them try to become models or do other useless vapid shit, because they have all the opportunity in the world, but are so lazy and egotistical thanks to being spoiled and coddled, they think being a model is the best they can do…all they want…

Careers are made from being a celebrity kid, but this one hasn’t been able to pull it off and traditionally, she’s the only one tall enough to be an actual model, yet she never got work…she was doing the cheesy beach shit with her boyfriend, then become a dark lesbian in an interractial couple, to rehab, to low level campaigns, like just embarassing…all while her lame cousin stole all the glory, because she was a Jenner…

But the fact is, Ireland, in all her weirdness…and in all her blocking me despite my love and support, never sucked up to a Jenner…and look at her now….

COVER GIRL!!

Sure it’s Elle Bulgaria, but they still license the Elle Logo…so it’s almost legit…GOOD JOB! I like seeing people who don’t need to succeeed, succeed, in what is really irrelevant measures of success…

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2017

17

Apr

Ireland Baldwin in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is my kind of monster…but not really my anything because she blocked me off all social media early on in her quest to get famous – when she took the surf beach girl with a boyfriend angle and failed – so she went dark, lesbian, tattooed, and dumpy instead….

Something, she’s now getting very low level press supporting, that whole Body Positive thing..because what else is a girl to do when she’s 6 foot 5 and 250 lbs…something she shouldn’t really hate about herself – dudes will fuck anything – not to mention Kim Bassinger is her mom – and that’s hot in and of itself…and Alec Baldwin her dad he calls her a little pig – who made her like this is more ways than one – but who will be able to throw money at the problem as most rich dads do…

Well..she’s in a bikini and it’s not that bad…I like the shameless tit flash for the papaparazzi because he knows what matters…TITS Matter

She’s such a fucking mess. It’s wonderful..

When she’s being a monster on the beach..her leach / mooch / cousin who is actually living the instagram model dream – who she probably hates was at coachella…in a bra top…


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2017

29

Mar

Ireland Baldwin for Hooker Water of the DAy

Ireland Baldwin has hit rock bottom, I mean I assume she’s hit rock bottom numerous times, but then rock bottom gets pulled beneath her and she hits a new low…

There was a minute where I was a believer…I believed in her big fashion daughter tits and thought she’d make it in the world of rich and connected so make her a model…I really fucking did…

But then she fell off, her cousin moved in and secured the Baldwin name, leaving her a weird lesbian drug addict who ran to rehab….but she is back to the bikini modeling…looking large but empowered in this body positive world…even though she hates herself and could be because her dad hated on her…

Now she’s..doing a shoot for hooker water….the water that all these low level actual hookers participate in because it helps get them their US work visa…it is an owned by the paparazzi water company…and the fact that they are getting celeb daughters…just means the hooker money is good because this hooker water isn’t actually available in stores…it’s all a weird front….

I am not offended or phased by hooker water beach shoots when they use the actual hookers – but using these celeb kids and Mischa barton – just confuses me. Are they really that desperate.

It is embarrassing….

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2017

15

Mar

Ireland Baldwin’s Big Girl Intentional Nipple Slip of the Day

If you don’t matter in the grand scheme of your family….both immediate with her dad off making new babies because she wasn’t satisfying enough for his need to procreate and spread his seed….and extended…because her cousin is getting all the modeling jobs….leading Ireland ending up in rehab and going through some kind of indentity crisis….rich kids are always so confused….

Does it matter when you are pulling out your tit in public the one time the paparazzi bother looking at you….as you drunkenly leave a party…because you’re borken….

The answer is yes…it fucking matters…and it’s wonderful.

I am a fan of this Ireland Baldwin girl…I think she’s wonderful…but then again, I like underdog no one wants or believes in…I also like all the second tier…to fifth tier pussy…it’s kind of my thing…you know the whole not having standards thing…

She’s So fucking BIG…and a Mess…Amazing…

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