Big Girl Ireland Baldwin, possibly estranged daughter of murdering Alec Baldwin, because before he was killing bitches on set, he was killing Kim Bassinger’s pussy with his semen, only to kill Ireland Baldwin’s chances of growing up normal during their divorce when his voicemails addressed Ireland as a pig, which as it turns out was really accurate, but was that a self fulfilling prophecy or was she always a pig we will never know….

What we do know is that the big girl, now a mom of her own, always gave off the vibe that she took massive dumps, she just has that big headed look to her…

Now she’s turning to tick-tock to push that story in hopes she goes viral with her storytime like that black chick and her 50 tiktok episodes about marrying a scammer, recently signed to CAA, as if it wasn’t all just an elaborate stunt….

So maybe Ireland’s hoping for the same feedback and reaction with her Tick-Tock story, featuring her trusting a fart wrongfully, only for it to drip down her leg, at WHOLE foods, due to coffee and probably WHOLE FOODS prepared foods triggering her giant gut to release what it’s holding in to make more room for more food like the primate she fucking is…

Anyway, people seem to like Ireland Baldwin, not her dad, not me, but someone out there….and people seem to like FECES in a sexual way with all this anal sex hype…..so why not jerk off to some storytime of plus sized monster that crawled out of Kim Bassinger’s womb filled to the big tits with daddy issues she shits out in Whole Foods…

Just a trust fund kid havin’ fun and being gross…

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Like Alec Baldwin, I’ve forgotten that Ireland Baldwin existed….

She’s recently had kids, making Alec Baldwin more than a convicted killer who was absolved of all the killing, meaning he’s not a killer at all, even though he held a gun that killed someone, probably a thrilling feeling, if he was some kind of narcissistic rich guy into that kind of power…

I’ll assume her tits are milk filled, but at a certain point, it doesn’t really matter, the prison tats in honor of her dad not going to prison, the sheer size of her and the fact the tits have always been huge and it’s not like she is starring in SQUIRTING LACTATING TIT CONTENT, basically being a lazy rich kid about the lactation fetish content while potentially lactating!

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I don’t know why Ireland Baldwin looks like a chicken roasting at the Shwarma place, but there’s a oily and burnt sheen to her hormone imbalanced breast meeat, but maybe it has something to do with her dad being a murder, who whether it’s an accident or an actual murder, still involved someone dying because of him, which i guess we could argue is murder, even when there are loopholes around it!

I did think she was getting her pussy shaved by her assistant, you know rich kid who has never worked by who can afford a personal pussy shaver to follow her around thanks to her trust fund, but it looks like it’s a make-up artist, which we don’t have to wonder too hard as to what they are covering up – Monkey pox!

She’s got big tits for a 6 foot tall dude, all bloated like her face looks thanks to her shaved head, and I guess the big tits are what we’re here for, as the less important young baldwin with the more important baldwin dad, ant it’s all too confusing to bother keeping up with, but those tits! Big!

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Ireland Baldwin is a massive fucking broad, built like a garden shed, or school bus, or barge, depending on what your summer holidays look like, some of you garden, some of you are sexual predators driving kids to camp, while some of you spend time on the water YACHTING….the point is, she’s huge…..and could easily kick your ass….

In this big girl in a bikini series, is that I really think Ireland Baldwin could be far more substantial of a rich and entitled celebrity kid, but for whatever reason, she’s got no PR team or management working with her…..clearly they don’t realize that when you’re a giant, you have giant tits and giant tits are fun under any and all circumstances.

I do think my favorite of her series of softcore porn is the lay won with th bikini jacked up inside her, I’d be hoping that being as big as she is, her pussy would be far fatter..

The point of the story is that I may not find Ireland that hot, she’s not really my vibe, the tattoos terrifying, but the bikini is skimpy, the celebrity connection is real, and with proper management, this girl could be huge, not just huge in size…but huge in the influencer hustle…but mainly because she doesn’t seem to mind showing off that gigantic body…it takes people places and I’m into watching, even if I think her dad is a pile of dog shit, his best performance was creating Ireland, which is probably why he resents her so much and calls her names while over-breeding that lying wife Hilary of his from Boston.

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Here’s some Ireland Baldwin, all broken down based on her prison tattoos, but rebuilding based on her sheer lingerie selfies….

I assume she’s just happy that her dad didn’t shoot her on set of their family vacation I am not sure she’d be invited on, he was so into her that he decided to have a dozen kids with some groupie bitch who manipulated him, so into her that he called her a pig on an answering message that to date was still her most viral moment but she was just a kid.

I have a thing for celebrity children and how weird they are, so seeing a rich kid taking lingerie pics for strangers on the internet, for no real reason since she’s got a trust fund, access to everything, but still wants dudes jacking off to her like a homeless chick looking for meth, or whatever drug of choice, or even a warm place to spend the night….

It’s nice to see that being half naked to get jerked off to crosses all socio-economic classes….innit.

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Amazonian Ireland Baldwin and her embarrassing David Bowie tattoo, hidden amongst other shitty tattoos, to give you that whole “Poor Little Rich Girl” storyline, that has had her in Rehab at least twice, because mental health is real, when you’re rich enough to have nothing else to do with yourself than feel sorry for yourself, normals have to fucking work…while these assholes…from Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Bella Thorne, Lohan, Britney and the far less impressive…Ireland Baldwin cry mental health issues….not realizing the rest of us don’t have time for that pussy ass shit…

Anyway, the big girl, who is doing topless content on her instagram, because she’s got big tits, knows that her dad is in the news, most recently for blaming the dead girl who was shot on set, apparently by him, for being shot….instead of blaming the other reasons she was shot….assuming it’s a real story and she was really shot….so this is a good strategy.

I’d prefer her hoping on OnlyFans, put the toplessness to work, but I guess when you’ve got a trust fund, it’s hard to justify being a sex worker, or really bothering with all that work, when you can just feel sorry for yourself and post your nudes for the world to see, becasue likes and follows make you feel loved, something people gravitate towards when their dad’s are too narcissistic to have shown them love…and not in a PERVERT way, in a DAD way.

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Ireland Baldwin’s got her big mom tits out in a sheer tight top, not that she’s a mom, she’s just built like one, which probably isn’t a compliment to some 25 or younger year old celebrity rich kid, but who fucking cares, people like moms, don’t be a mom hater….especially when they got big mom tits like this…

I had big dreams for Ireland Baldwin, I thought she’d be the next Kardashians, all big and clunky, like Khloe Kardashian, if Khloe Kardashian’s dad wasn’t OJ and her mom wasn’t that demon woman….but instead Alec Baldwin another asshole into fucking up blondes….whether it’s Kim Bassinger which created this…or the camera lady on set of his movie that they said he shot, but that he says he didn’t shoot, but that got his name trending so that this one could move in.

So along with her sheer top, the 7 foot tall amazon with her make-up done, is alwso in TIGHT pants that are about to burst and if I know anything about tight pants, it’s how great they make a pussy smell at the end of a night on the town….you know because it’s not breatheable…and if that’s not porn to you…look at the tits….they’re good.

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I love celebrity kids being naughty on social media…it’s not so much a fetish, but definitely an interest….

I don’t know why Ireland Baldwin has a mom body, maybe those stints in REHAB were for breeding and not to get off drugs or alcohol or just other rich person shit that comes from feeling sorry for yourself because your parents were both big deals, your cousin’s a big deal, your uncles, even the losers are big deals…yet she couldn’t break through to be a big deal…

She went from surfer girlfriend, doing that whole beachy shit that’s totally accessible and brand friendly…to dark lesbian with prison tats…to whatever she is now….and I guess that’s a good thing…because the content is darker, racier, like this RED FISHNET TOPLESS shit…

I think this is the best work she’s probably done with her big, long body…and people are going to start paying attention to the slow to the gate influencer….

I wonder if her father’s movie set murder story helped put her in the mix, but we’ve been watching these tits for a while now and even with what looks like a GUNT in the weird POVE titty shot….I’m into the direction she’s taking…but would suggest more pussy behind the fishnets, otherwise this is just her running with an angle….because it’s not until the vagina is released to the internet that we know she’s serious about being an instagram model….it doesn’t count, until I can count the rings on her labia from ZOOMING IN…

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