Big Girl Ireland Baldwin, possibly estranged daughter of murdering Alec Baldwin, because before he was killing bitches on set, he was killing Kim Bassinger’s pussy with his semen, only to kill Ireland Baldwin’s chances of growing up normal during their divorce when his voicemails addressed Ireland as a pig, which as it turns out was really accurate, but was that a self fulfilling prophecy or was she always a pig we will never know….

What we do know is that the big girl, now a mom of her own, always gave off the vibe that she took massive dumps, she just has that big headed look to her…

Now she’s turning to tick-tock to push that story in hopes she goes viral with her storytime like that black chick and her 50 tiktok episodes about marrying a scammer, recently signed to CAA, as if it wasn’t all just an elaborate stunt….

So maybe Ireland’s hoping for the same feedback and reaction with her Tick-Tock story, featuring her trusting a fart wrongfully, only for it to drip down her leg, at WHOLE foods, due to coffee and probably WHOLE FOODS prepared foods triggering her giant gut to release what it’s holding in to make more room for more food like the primate she fucking is…

Anyway, people seem to like Ireland Baldwin, not her dad, not me, but someone out there….and people seem to like FECES in a sexual way with all this anal sex hype…..so why not jerk off to some storytime of plus sized monster that crawled out of Kim Bassinger’s womb filled to the big tits with daddy issues she shits out in Whole Foods…

Just a trust fund kid havin’ fun and being gross…

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