I had this post cued up a few days ago, there’s just too much slutty content out there that it’s impossible to keep up with all of it….

I figured it was another big girl Ireland clickbait or attempt to clickbait because being celebrity offspring is always a challenging place to be….not so challenging on a financial level but challenging on carving their own relevance…

The big Baldwin who is built like a school bus, is for the most part not that exciting, even when she’s in and out of rehab, dating girls, getting prison tattoos…that are ridiculous, comedic, and not hot….

But THIS time, it went viral because everyone says that the pin-up stripper tattoo is Kendall Jenner….

So Ireland’s finally figured out that way to get noticed….get a nude Kendall Jenner on your arm forever….and people with care enough to laugh at it and sometimes that’s all you need to get a job.

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Ireland Baldwin is a fucking tank…a tank with a bad paint job thanks to all the graffiti she’s permanently etched into her like she’s been to prison….because maybe her spoiled brat life is a prison because she’ll always be in a shadow of her parents….a very nice prison that probably has a 20,000 dollar a week allowance, you know she has a lifestyle to maintain….

The in and out of rehab big girl brings the bikini, which may lack the golden hit to waist ratio we like, you know maybe she looks a little too much like a bearded biker dabbling in transgenderism and not so much like an entitled raised by celebrity narcissistic rich kid who hates herself….but like an instagram model from the early days of instagram, when the “inked” girls were in, before people realized how fucking ugly tattoos are…back when Ireland was less broke and still on her “beachy” contnet hustle…she’s still in bikini and since we know she’s eaten pussy, not just cuz of her size and dude energy, we’ll look onto this bikini pics as the opening scene to a fisting porn….it makes it more fun cuz porn chicks are never as hot as the vile acts they are committing…

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I like Ireland Baldwin because she was basically shat out of the industry….or shat into the industry and was ignored despite having super star parents…who at times also ignored her…then she did the instagram thing and it didn’t amount to her marrying a fag like Bieber, like her Cousin who pretends to be into Jesus despite being best friends with the spawns of satan….that Kardashians…the soulless fucks pushing soulless agendas on you people who would otherwise still have a soul if you didn’t sell it for the lamest entertainment from these garbage people…

Point being, Ireland was basically outcast, sent to the retardly big girl table, where these snobby piles of shit, despite being her cousin, turned their back on her…so I like to think she has some sense of how bullshit this whole influencer model instagram famous person thing is…so I’ll watch her shake her sweatpant pussy in her friends face like she’s on her period and trying to dry off…but I’d do that regardless of whether she was broken or not…

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I figure since Ireland Baldwin didn’t kill herself over the years of putting herself out there on social media, despite a few stints in rehab, some prison tattoos, at least one black lesbian rapper girlfriend who was a victim of rape….on her quest of being beachy, entitled celebrity rich kid, to the golden egg she is today…..I am on team Ireland..

She has proven herself to be funny, big breasted, big breasted and big breasted…and I know that the rest of her is 6 foot tall and her hands would make most penises look like a female body builder’s pussy…and fucking her would be a humiliating experience because you just could never quite feel anything but pathetic around her….

But yeah…she does funny shit on the internet which is what you’d want from a rich kid with no real worries or stresses besides feeling sorry for themselves because their parents are narcissistic fucks…as all actors are….

She is in Seattle, she brought her tits and she’s Mukbanging if that’s still a thing…and I like it.

That’s why Ireland’s got the top post….which is not a life changing honor, it only lasts less than a day….it’s not some award or recognition anyone gives a fuck about….BUT…it’s still my stamp of approval and that means something to me….until I see something better that I want to post…which could happen before I stepLINKS this site for the night….you NEVER know.

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Ireland Baldwin is one of the best out there…at least according to me…which like an OSCAR is meaningless…no one cares what I think…

But she is celebrity rich kid, famous because of her parents, forced into this life where she originally got her start being this beachy babe in a surf relationship, you know that instagram content that is popular, safe for work and boring….only instead of becoming the next beachy bitch from instagram, she was sent to rehab at least once, came out each time with more and more prison tattoos, and in this version of her, which is a little edgier, trashier and thus more amazing than when she got her start..

I used to make fun of her for being 7 feet tall and 200 pounds, but that means her tits are bigger than your head….

I used to make fun of her for her dad being an asshole, but that’s got nothing to do with her, it just may cause daddy issues, but every girl has daddy issues…

So my new approach is just to stare at her monster tits, cuz she matters, sure it’s thanks to her parents mattering but she didn’t ask to be born losers…it just happened..

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If you seen my celebration of Ireland Baldwin tits over the last few months, you’ll know that I’ve given into Ireland Baldwin and I will no longer point out her potential issues, weirdness, massive but proportionate size, I think she’s over 6 feet tall, which I guess would make her a perfect height to be a model, if it wasn’t for that social climbing Christian cousin of her parading the Baldwin name around with A-List pop stars, and A-List pieces of shit instagram models…..so instead she’s gone to rehab a few times, has prison tattoos…BUT THE TITS…which is really what we’re here for….

I am into celebrity kids as a concept, the idea of being raised famous is hilarious, living life as “My parents are” kind of shitty, except when it opens every single door for you, even if people generally think Alec’s a piece of shit…in part for his treatment of his daughter on that voice mail….in part because of his liar wife who sugar babied him and got addicted to making babies with his sperm to never be apart from him…you know to always be affiliated with him…where her main focus is to be his number one groupie and suck up to him to coddle him….but yeah…people care about Ireland cuz of her dad, and they barely care about Ireland despite her dad, and probably should because of the tits…it’s that simple..

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Ireland Baldwin is someone I used to hate on because that was my angle on these rich idiot celebrities for the longest time…pretty much since I started which probably translated as me being some bitter and angry celebrity hater like Perez Hilton used to be..if you remember that era of 100 years ago…you know someone who wanted fame so bad it was his only way in…but the reality is that despite watching and liking movies as a time waster growing up…I never really really liked the celebrity culture that came with it because the celebs, despite being celebrated, seemed like pieces of shit losers I’d hate to be anywhere near…so organically you’d see a celeb doing something idiotic that the media hyped up because they were being paid by publicists to push the story lines and to keep the celebs trending and relevant…all so much effort…like seeing a poser kid tryint o be cool.

I still think celebs are pieces of shit, but I like to reduce them to their tits…I also think celebs are overrated or at least presented as hotter and more important than they are…to keep the money flowing in and the morons of the world with no souls, opinion, ability to think for themselves would just go along with it…

So I would treat celebrity kids like celebrities, when they were just born into it and potentially hated the celebrity life too seeing as they weren’t celebs of their own and would always just be a celebs kid…and Ireland Baldwin in the beginning was pretty disappointing…as her cousin had God on herside and found Jesus or Bieber’s Dick which we’ll assume is the LOST FORESKIN OF CHRIST I read about the other day…

But the truth is, she’s just a rich kid with access and she takes time out of her schedule of being a rich kid to show off her tits…when really she doesn’t have to…and maybe it’s desperate or shameless but it’s tits…so Ireland Baldwin’s not a bad thing she’s just born into a bad thing that for some reason everyone thinks is a good thing cuz they are empty..

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I accidentally turned on the movie MARRYING MAN or some shit on Disney Plus because someone gave me their login and I turned it on because Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger were in it together…I lasted about 3 minutes and it wasn’t because I was jerking off to the though of what their union created….IRELAND BALDWIN…but I should have been….I lasted 3 minutes because it was really fucking bad…but not as bad as SPLASH…which I put on afterwords because I wanted to see some Darryl Hannah titty in the bathtub with her fish tail…you know a specific fetish…but I only lasted 2 minutes on that one…..fuck movies were bad…

Anyway, here’s Ireland doing a twerk with her big girl tits and big girl ass…shorts pulled up her asshole to get you the full effect and in the event you didn’t read my last 2 Ireland Baldwin posts, I’m a fan of hers and she’s no longer the butt of shitty daddy issue jokes…she’s a person of her own and she bust jokes and she falls into my child of a celebrity in her 20s fetish because the children of celebrities live amazing lives even if they end up in rehab a lot…that’s just proof of how good their lives are…

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I used to laugh at Ireland Baldwin, despite being the kid of celebrities who gets naked or half naked on the internet, which is actually a fetish of mine, you know only followed because of who their parents are, a condition that will last their entire life as they try to navigate how to build a fanbase of their own, which typically is from salacious internet content….it’s a funny dynamic…so rich, so spoiled, with so much access…but pull low level tricks local bottle service girls do to get out of bottle service an into sugar babying….

I used to laugh at Ireland Baldwin about what I decided was her daddy issues, because we heard one voicemail calling her a pig when she was a kid….which I guess isn’t funny and more of a stain on Alec’s reputation that for whatever reason didn’t get him cancelled, but you’d be sure it fucking would now…a dad calling his child a pig…maybe they wouldn’t care since Ireland is white and they can’t make a race war out of it..but I think that’d be enough to get her cancelled..

Anyway, Ireland was in and out of rehab, in and out of hetero and lesbian relationships all while being 6 foot tall and stacked…and despite the prison tats that look like parody tats….a suicide girl gone bad….the fact she’s in a thong bikini…big ass and big tits cuz she’s BIG…is great….

I guess she won me over…cuz I find her hilarious….in a good way.

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I used to make fun of Ireland Baldwin back when she was trying to hard to be an influencer. She was some celebrity kid with super famous parents doing the whole bikini surfer girl shit that fucking bored me….there was zero edginess and zero creativity and zero personality…..but then a series of hate that she likely got online because the internet are assholes, especially to rich kids using their rich kid access to try to steal from the non-rich kids, at least in terms of VIEWS….and she ended up cracking out, going to rehab, becoming a lesbian for a minute, with a series of shitty tattoos as her cousin went on to marry Bieber and become a “top influencer” with the right friends…which must have been annoying for Ireland who was there first…

But since the Alec Baldwin daddy issue jokes have faded like her inheritance as he keeps pumping out kids with that weirdo wife of his….Ireland’s taken a whole who gives a shit approach to her feed where she gets semi naked, showing off her 7 foot tall body and tits as big as your head and it’s fun and funny…

She cracks jokes, she’s got a proportionate body that should be posing half naked, she’s rich with famous parents and could be doing countless other things, but instead chooses this….and I guess she’s scored a marketing campaign with a panty company that she’s spread her legs in the selfie to properly execute and it’s AMAZING.

Big fan of Ireland over here and it’s not even St Patrick’s day and I am not even drunk on Guinness…but instead drunk on massive fucking underwear jacked up a massive girl…who I think is one to watch, the mainstream just hasn’t realized it yet…

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