Ireland Baldwin is someone I used to hate on because that was my angle on these rich idiot celebrities for the longest time…pretty much since I started which probably translated as me being some bitter and angry celebrity hater like Perez Hilton used to be..if you remember that era of 100 years ago…you know someone who wanted fame so bad it was his only way in…but the reality is that despite watching and liking movies as a time waster growing up…I never really really liked the celebrity culture that came with it because the celebs, despite being celebrated, seemed like pieces of shit losers I’d hate to be anywhere near…so organically you’d see a celeb doing something idiotic that the media hyped up because they were being paid by publicists to push the story lines and to keep the celebs trending and relevant…all so much effort…like seeing a poser kid tryint o be cool.

I still think celebs are pieces of shit, but I like to reduce them to their tits…I also think celebs are overrated or at least presented as hotter and more important than they are…to keep the money flowing in and the morons of the world with no souls, opinion, ability to think for themselves would just go along with it…

So I would treat celebrity kids like celebrities, when they were just born into it and potentially hated the celebrity life too seeing as they weren’t celebs of their own and would always just be a celebs kid…and Ireland Baldwin in the beginning was pretty disappointing…as her cousin had God on herside and found Jesus or Bieber’s Dick which we’ll assume is the LOST FORESKIN OF CHRIST I read about the other day…

But the truth is, she’s just a rich kid with access and she takes time out of her schedule of being a rich kid to show off her tits…when really she doesn’t have to…and maybe it’s desperate or shameless but it’s tits…so Ireland Baldwin’s not a bad thing she’s just born into a bad thing that for some reason everyone thinks is a good thing cuz they are empty..

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