Ireland Baldwin Bikini of the Day

2021

Apr

I used to laugh at Ireland Baldwin, despite being the kid of celebrities who gets naked or half naked on the internet, which is actually a fetish of mine, you know only followed because of who their parents are, a condition that will last their entire life as they try to navigate how to build a fanbase of their own, which typically is from salacious internet content….it’s a funny dynamic…so rich, so spoiled, with so much access…but pull low level tricks local bottle service girls do to get out of bottle service an into sugar babying….

I used to laugh at Ireland Baldwin about what I decided was her daddy issues, because we heard one voicemail calling her a pig when she was a kid….which I guess isn’t funny and more of a stain on Alec’s reputation that for whatever reason didn’t get him cancelled, but you’d be sure it fucking would now…a dad calling his child a pig…maybe they wouldn’t care since Ireland is white and they can’t make a race war out of it..but I think that’d be enough to get her cancelled..

Anyway, Ireland was in and out of rehab, in and out of hetero and lesbian relationships all while being 6 foot tall and stacked…and despite the prison tats that look like parody tats….a suicide girl gone bad….the fact she’s in a thong bikini…big ass and big tits cuz she’s BIG…is great….

I guess she won me over…cuz I find her hilarious….in a good way.