Ireland Baldwin is one of the best out there…at least according to me…which like an OSCAR is meaningless…no one cares what I think…

But she is celebrity rich kid, famous because of her parents, forced into this life where she originally got her start being this beachy babe in a surf relationship, you know that instagram content that is popular, safe for work and boring….only instead of becoming the next beachy bitch from instagram, she was sent to rehab at least once, came out each time with more and more prison tattoos, and in this version of her, which is a little edgier, trashier and thus more amazing than when she got her start..

I used to make fun of her for being 7 feet tall and 200 pounds, but that means her tits are bigger than your head….

I used to make fun of her for her dad being an asshole, but that’s got nothing to do with her, it just may cause daddy issues, but every girl has daddy issues…

So my new approach is just to stare at her monster tits, cuz she matters, sure it’s thanks to her parents mattering but she didn’t ask to be born losers…it just happened..

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