Ireland Baldwin is a big and tall girl, she’s like 7 feet tall, 300 pounds, but she’s built proportionate…which is actually how a lot of models look in person, you know, when you’re an international playboy like myself, and you surround yourself with actual models, you know how big and broad they are, despite being skinny, as you go up to their nipples and they seem like they can man-handle you, which is why I always thought the skinny model thing being protested weird…it’s like these people never saw how big these women actually were…they just photograph skinny, but put them next to an average sized man…and see they are twice the fucking size of him….

Not that I am an international playboy, I don’t leave the house anymore cuz it is winter and I don’t have pants that fit me..

BUT I have seen models, and they are big, and so is Ireland Baldwin, who is not a model, but wanted to be a model, only to have her Jesus loving cousin take her job for her….leaving her to fend for herself on social media I can’t follow cuz I’m blocked…

This Awkward, Faux Lesbian, ogre who her dad coined a pig is just another entitled celebrity rich kid….broken…but in bathing suit…

Look she has a friend…

Here are some more of her being a MODEL in her swimsuit

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Big fan of Ireland Baldwin right up here….

She’s this Awkward, Faux Lesbian, monster sized woman…with shitty tattoos coming into herself…

She started out as an Instagram rich kid, with very important parents, doing the whole BEACHY LA thing…only to throw that strategy out, even though it’s marketable and could have got her somewhere because of her tits….and proportionate body…no one needs to know she’s 7 foot tall and 300 pounds in pictures….but instead she ran after the dream of being broken, or edgy, or wild…in and out of rehab…dating black lesbians…just the whole thing fucking ridiculous….

I don’t buy into her story. She’s just a brad, coddled brat doing a bad job of social media content creation….

I’ve already fought with Alec Baldwin on social media over her…and she wasn’t worth it. It was not for her honor but because I guess he doesn’t like perverts staring at her tits…assuming he even considers her his daughter…she’s pretty disgraceful…but at least the tits are out….I’m just bummed the sex tape isn’t out…

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Ireland Baldwin is gross because she dunks her head in a piss filled jacuzzi..

She’s a broken and gutter rich kid who couldn’t pull it together even though she was early to instagram….and rich…

Her cousin found Jesus and Justin and the Jenner’s and stole Ireland’s glory…forcing her to go to rehab and become a broken lesbian weirdo….

While she’s still out there 7 feet tall, big and busty…straight up Alec Baldwin Kim Bassinger STD that grew into this greatness.

The biggest tragedy of all this is that it’s not Billy Baldwin. My favorite Baldwin.

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LOL…..

Nothing says broken rich girl who failed on all fronts like Ireland Baldwin’s new face….

I don’t even think the girl is in 25 year, but her face is so jacked up se looks 45….

I guess she doesn’t realize that the new face isn’t going to change her chances at making it as a model, she had a window of opportunity when she was first on instagram in the early days of instagram, when she was dating a pro paddle surfer, and posting bikini and beach pics…her big tits on her big body were proportionate…but then she lost her mind, got prison tattoos, went to rehab…and started doing shoots for real low level, almost embarrassing brands…probably to piss off her dad, as if he even notices her, but an attempt to get him to notice her…only to not notice her…so instead she took her Christmas money and tried to do what she could to offset that Baldwin Jaw…you know to make a little more Bassigner out of her..only to look older than Bassigner…

It’s pretty hilarious that all these people are compelled to become fucking muppets…and Ireland Baldwin, despite irrelevance, is still got her finger on what works, she’s just failing at it on a public forum….

The only sad thing in all this is that there is no reason for her to not bow down, close her social media accounts, and live a great life volunteering at the dog rescue…she’s rich, has money and access, but is so committed to

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Nothing like an mentally unstable rich kid who wants to be a social media influencer….doing all she can to get noticed between mental breakdowns and rehab stints….like a rich kid would…especially one who has a cousin doing a better job at living her dream, married to Bieber, cuz they are together married to god…while this one is married to doing a terrible fucking job at influencer-ing, even her nudes are shit.

But she’s got that Alec Baldwin body…

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Ireland Baldwin is trying to look hot…

LOL…

Only because she’s the size of Ireland, that’s why they named her that. Some Jolly Green Giant motherfucker who has been trying to make it as a model the most bootleg of ways…

But I am still a fan, not cuz her dad is a crazy person but because I have watched her struggles and not just fitting into normal sized clothing but on the emotional level and the whole thing has been hilarious and has got me blocked from updates like this!!

Ireland Baldwin. A real good time.

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Sometimes – you just need to stretch that pussy.

Especially when you’re trying to get noticed thanks to your dad never loving you….because you remind him of your mother even though Kim Bassinger would likely be offended if anyone ever told her that her daughter Ireland looked like her….which isn’t to say she’s ashamed to be her mother or that she doesn’t see the beauty only a mother sees..it’s that Ireland Baldwin is pretty fucking big, and it would be offensive to call a vain person like her mom something like that….

I don’t know what her social media strategy has been, but we’ve seen her try everything….that this low level naked shit fits nicely, even if Ireland doesn’t fit nicely into much because she’s so big….

I find the bikini beach shit everyone doing like they are Alexis Ren…that Ireland started her IG career with dull, played out and everywhere….I found the militant lesbian who fucked a black girl who raps about being raped by men a little dark and ghetto….while low lever staged nudes…that shit is obviously lacking creativity and in as many places as the beach shit everyone does…but it’s more softcore pornographic and what we know from porno is that even low budget low concept shit can be jerked off to..

I know Ireland wanted to be an influencer and Hailey the Jesus loving one took her shine….but there’s still hope for her…I believe…and support whatever is going on here.

I can’t tell what is going on here because she has me blocked on all her social media accounts…which almost hurts my soul…

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