Ireland Baldwin is everyone’s favorite rejected daughter. Her dad doesn’t even like her and has publicly called her out for being a pig. He was so against her that he ended up starting a new family with his Yoga Instructor and is finally happy knowing that he’s not a total fucking failure…
All while Ireland is out there trying to get noticed, trying to get attention, trying to get seen….
From the beginning of Instagram, when she was just 18 years old, she was posing in bikini and beach shots like an Alexis Ren. She was dating a surfer, lived in Malibu and was doing that whole thing….then she got dark, she got weird, her Jesus loving Cousin got famous…she got confused in her messaging…she continued her half nakedness, but it was just weird half nakedness….and now this….
Strategic pussy flash on the red carpet that I missed when it happened…
She knew she was going to celeb blogger JustJared, who I guess is a massive brand now and rich as fuck doing what I’ve been doing as long as I’ve been doing it…while I sit here sucking dick and I’m not even the gay one…
She knew not to wear panties…and to cut a pussy hole to show her pussy with no panties because of feminism…
With her big tits on her big frame busting out….dressed as what I guess is an AXE GASH ON ITS PERIOD….
Full pussy flash, we don’t get enough of these….but I have a feeling the general intelligencee of society is going back to pre-school level of “show me yours and I’ll sow you mine”…
It’s the way it is…and it’s not a bad thing cuz we get to see pussy lips and we like pussy lips being seen. So this whole everyone is a whore is like everything falling into the palm of my hand they way I fantasized it would back when everyone was fucking uptight as fuck.
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