Ireland Baldwin may be a monster with a shitty personality. An entitled rich kid with emotional trauma cuz her parents got divorced or some shit – and she was publicly humiliated when her dad Alec called her a pig….because that’s how he felt….Narcissistic Actor parents make fucked up children but at least they have money to cover her costs in her rich person life.

I don’t know why big monster girl Ireland Baldwin (she is 7 feet tall and 300 lbs) is compelled to post slutty pics to the internet…but that’s what all girls are doing so I guess that it all makes sense despite not making sense…

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Ireland Baldwin looks like a real fucking monster with her giant corn on the cob, because she’s a fucking monster and a giant corn on the cob is the only thing that makes sense at feeding time for a monster..

I’ve heard she’s pushing 7 feet tall…and despite being a huge size…is still a fucking identity crisis full of Prison tats and cries for attention after her in and out of rehab stint that comes from a life that is too good, too cushy, too spoiled.

I think we can collectively agree that that corn cob is better suited as a dildo, cuz as the meme says, anything is a dildo if you try hard enough, and this looks like a good size for a gil as big as her, but also it’s not dick shaped so it speaks to her lesbian agenda cuz if you remember …she had a minute of lesbianism…..which was also an identity crisis…

ENJOY.

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Ireland Baldwin was ousted from “Social Media Influencer” before she really got started. I guess she’s one of those self destructing people who fail at things they could have easily made happen…..if it wasn’t for their instability…

She was doing beach and travel content for a solid two years with her boyfriend and people were interested in seeing Baldwin and Bassigner’s daughter living that beach life. Then she went fucking nuts, got prison tattoos, became a lesbian, went to rehab more than once….as her cousin, the god loving slut we just saw dance dirty, linked up with the Kardashian and took all the low hanging jobs….cuz there’s only room for one Baldwin bitch…

So now, as Ireland and her 7 foot tall frame try to rebuild the empire she destroyed before it became an empire…..she’s posting bikini ass shots…not bad. It’s a strategy that works. They should teach this in college…

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Ireland Baldwin may not have got her moms genes, but she got that ass from her dad!

This is likely a photoshopped ass, which makes it EVEN worse of an ass than you originally thought it would be….

The only real question I have for Ireland, the 7 foot tall celebrity rich kid that her celebrity parents have written off / forgotten or in Alec Baldwin’s case, forced to start a whole new family because his first one was a fail, you know one of those people who rebuilds the farm after in burns down instead of crying about it, while leaving the casualty of the barn fire, in this case Ireland Baldwin to fend for herself with that insurance money the incident gave her. If you know what I mean, which you probably don’t, since I went a weird route explaining this G-String ass…

For the record, I hate G-Strings and always have….they just make asses, even good asses, look silly.

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Ireland Baldwin is on social media claiming her big new tits are from eating bread….I think it is from being 6 and a Half Feet tall and built like a fucking truck….it would just be awkward if her tits weren’t as big as an average man’s head…she’d be so out of proportion like she’s so out of whack in terms of her mental health….in and out of rehab…totally unstable which is expected, she’s a product of divorce and you know how that is…plus she’s got shitty celebrity parents who are too into themselves to bother raising the kids proper – at least not on their first try…that’s why Alec called her a little pig…and would never call one of his YOGA babies a little pig…you know Ireland was the test run who now has no where to turn by trying to be an INSTAGRAMMER….which I guess is the HOLY GRAIL of HOPE for these YOUTHS…

Here she is braless letting her bread titties hang

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7 Foot Tall Ireland Baldwin is realizing that she is a celebrity kid and that she doesn’t need to put in as much effort as those broke ass girls on instagram out there trying to be famous cuz they don’t have famous parents or famous last names….

She just knows that she can walk around in a bra and that’s enough to get people talking, because they have an interest in her last name….which is basically zero effort seeing as she doesn’t even need to get dressed to properly execute it.

It just doesn’t look very good. It is sloppy in weird way but I am still her number one fan. I’d like to be her manager.

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Ireland Baldwin wants to be Kim Basinger so bad but she’s got that Alec Baldwin head, which is a constant reminder to herself of how much of a disappointment she is, where that her own dad called her a little pig publicly when divorcing Kim Bassinger, but more interestingly, that he ran off to start a new family with his hot Yoga wife to off-set his first attempt with this one, and to start fresh…..

Ireland Baldwin, an early to instagram, beach surf influencer who went dark…lesbian…in and out of rehab..while her Christian cousin Hailey moved in and took over for the family, by partnering up with the Kardashians before marrying Bieber…leaving this one confused, in an identity crisis, with a dad who doesn’t even like her…

A 7 foot tall monster with proportionate tits, you’d never know was that massive….and she’s back out here bringing out the tits, making for a worthy and respectable comeback to the social media game.

I am a fan.

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Ireland Baldwin and her hard nipples looking rank…I mean this girl has been wrung through the fucking wringer….whatever that means…I just know it’s an expression that I am probably not using right…and really she definitely hasn’t been wrung through anything cuz anything this greasy hasn’t hasn’t been washed, hosed down, or made wet in some time….I mean you have to remember she lives in California where Humidity is Zero…so to look this oiled up means it likely stinks…

But she’s got some fat tits, sloppily spilling out from every fucking angle though….which I guess is a good thing…whether it washes or not…

I remember a time I let a busty stripper sleep on my couch for a month, while she figured her life out….she wore the same denim cat suit every single day…and I never once saw her shower, and being an unemployed pervert, I would have definitely noticed if she showered…and I’d think of how bad her pussy probably smelled…while jerking off to her tits as she slept…because a girl who doesn’t shower doesn’t phase me…it can sometimes to be fetish…pheromones or some shit….

So showered or not, stinky or not, broken with prison tats all “poor little rich girl” or not…

The sloppy tits remain sloppy tits that deserve the love an support she never got cuz even her own dad thinks she’s shit…probably cuz he can’t appreciate her for the big tits, that’d be incest….only she doesn’t realize that…so she’s just one big pile of broken…

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Ireland Baldwin called her a pig when she was a little kid. It was a public statement that was released during his divorce to her mom Kim Bassinger…and it circulated around the world in an era when calling a woman, and a little girl a pig, didn’t ruin your career. He went on unscathed to play Donald Trump on SNL…amongst other hit roles in hit shows making stupid money….even though you’d think if he was to do that today…he’d be blacklisted…even if you look at Ireland Baldwin in these slutty content pics she’s been producing to get noticed…because even at 6 foot 5 and 240 lbs….she has a hard time getting noticed….you’d have think maybe her dad, who knows her best, was speaking truths and facts…and she is the pig he said she was…I mean that’s the story these pics are telling me…and pics don’t lie…unless they are slutty selfies on instagram which they are probably a lie thanks to photo retouching apps that help girls recreate their body shape.

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