Ireland Baldwin is very big, not in the way she wants to be big, you know famous for being an individual…for being a model or actor or thinking of the generation…instead of being her dad’s daughter he called a pig when divorcing her mom – Kim Bassinger – before getting with the hot naked Yoga girl he started a new family with – because this one, in and out of rehab, tattooed, lesbian, dark, damaged, victim….mentally fucked as rich kids are…backburnered to her cousin who went the Kardashian / Jesus / Bieber route to steal what Ireland had started…another fail, to torment her life..

She is just big in Size….real big…

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Here’s some Glamour Shots of Ireland Baldwin….because she’s trying to make it as a model and has been for a while, because that’s what these entitled spoiled rich people with famous parents do…

Unfortunately for Ireland, she started out as a surfer beach girl, and went dark…lesbian, in and out of rehab….while her cousin, the Jesus Freak, rode the name, hung out with the Jenners and Bieber, and with the power of GOD….She is now engaged to her soul mate, living it up in Canada having some Timmies, a little DOUBLE DOUBLE piss water since they obviously can’t drink….JESUS doesn’t like drunks…but then again they are rich, empty souled humans from very empty homes living very empty existences but at least they are rich!

I don’t know if Ireland has accepted Jesus Christ into her life after he Cousin tried to win her back to the light, I don’t even know if they hang out or if they hate each other, I just know Ireland lost her glory to Haley, and is still living in the shadow of Haley and her own parents…but she’s trying to be the light that shines through…she will overcome all the dark thoughts and feelings…cuz she’s fucking rich so who cares.

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My girl Ireland Baldwin, who is not my girl, is on the instagram showing off her daddy issues from her dad calling her a pig, by being a little exhibitionist pig, and I like it, even though I know Ireland Baldwin is massive, 8 feet tall, 400 lbs, and that terrifies me…knowing she can beat me up if ever she catches me in her closet watching her posing for her instagram…..trying so hard to be as relevant as her cousin Hailey, the Jesus freak who is engaged to Bieber…while Ireland figures herself out…in and out of rehab….lesbian or not…misguided….half naked.

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I don’t have access to anything Ireland Baldwin on the social media channels, she’s deleted me from everyting, because I guess she’s sensitive and doesn’t like being called a pig, like her dad called her a pig, and the funny thing is her dad actually went at me once, I don’t remember what he said but it was on twitter and from his charity, because I guess he’s not a fan of the things I was saying about his baby girl….before she lost her fucking mind, went to rehab, dated some lesbian who sang about being molested, got some prison tattoos, attempted low level modeling despite having rich as fuck parents, all while her mooch cousin who found god or Jesus was fucking Bieber, now engaged to Bieber while riding any and all coattails she could to get work as a model..that worked because Millennials are lazy as fuck and this social media shit is the easiest way to pretend to work, make some money, get paid for being nothing interesting…I mean in most cases, that shid didn’t work at all for Ireland…but she’s still out there…all big as fuck…trying to get big as fuck….titty out.

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Father’s Day is coming up, and here’s another broken girl with Daddy issues to celebrate dad’s everywhere..

One of my most favorite moments in Dad’s destroying the souls of their daughter, is when Alec Baldwin called a young Ireland a little pig on a recorded phone conversation Kim Bassinger leaked to the press.

It was a brilliant moment…and Ireland, since growing up, has proven it’s effect…

This here is the consequences of Daddy calling his baby girl a big…it’s just leads to a half naked, broken and confused girl…trying to find ways to monetize being half naked on the internet…even though they are already rich.

WILD times.

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Ireland Baldwin is 7 feet tall and 250 pounds…because that’s the way she’s built…but like many Amazon women, just not all Amazon sized women, she’s managed to be semi proportionate, despite being 7 feet tall and 250 pounds…so she can Anna Nicole (pre-obesity, slim spa, death from opiates) this shit and confuse the hell out of people in photos because she seems normal sized…but the second you let this unstable monster, or is it a PIG as her dad so kindly described her when she was 10, out of her cage and let her stand next to normal sized people you see just how monstrous and terrifying she actually is….

That said, she had a chance to be an instagrammer, fucked that up with a series of breakdowns and teen angst moments, paving the way for her cousin Hailey who actually made it and is living the dream via her own scamming way, that I guess they both are living because their last name had already paved the way for them, only this one’s dad was already so famous, she didn’t have to try as hard as the skinnier, normal sized, hotter cousin to make it…she didn’t have that Stephen Baldwin embarassment that lead to drive or at least to hang out with the “cool kids” knowing eventually you’d be able to monetize off it….

I guess it pays to have a deadbeat, embarassing dad….

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