Simmer down Ireland Baldwin….

I wonder what kind of “self expression” involves pulling your tit out of your top for your social media feed, other than trying to clickbait, get noticed, get people to pay attention to you, like the whining spoiled kid in the corner saying “look at me”…”look at me”….

She’s not nearly as interesting as she’d want to be, so the titty exposing is really the best chance she’s got to maybe come across as interesting…when really it’s just what uninteresting people do to distract from their lack of talent.

She’s the daughter of famous people, write a fucking movie, sell it to netflix, they want girl content, girl produced, directed, written, garbage…she could easily make that happen…but instead…PULLS OUT HER TIT…

What a failure.

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If you’re wondering why Ireland Baldwin, the daughter of two pretty famous people, who was an aspiring model, you know who was early to instagram doing the whole beach / bikini thing, but despite the resources and the representation, never got anywhere with her modeling….while her cousin, from the more pathetic Baldwin, with a non famous mom….the Christian Baldwin…is pretty much a fucking Kardashian now…these selfies should be enough explanation…

Ireland…a broken down pick up truck of a model…so damaged but still runs…definitely not model material…but I’m sure she could find a way to get cast in horror movies..right.

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Ireland Baldwin relates with PETA because she likes anyone who let’s her get naked in a photoshoot for whatever cause looking for some press….because according to her dad….she’s a pig…

But at least she loves animals in her attempt for attention because animals are the best…and shouldn’t die for coats….

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Ireland Baldwin is disgusting…

One would say she’s a “rude thoughtless pig”…and by one, I mean her dad…back when she was 11 years old…because he knew she was a failure early on…

While I would just say she a very large monster of a woman and I don’t really understand why she’s trying to do this model thing, maybe it’s cultural, or generational, all the young rich girls want it, and some are getting it…including her cousin, who unlike Ireland, still looks like a girl…while this one looks like a gutter sex worker with a drug addiction, all tormeted and tattooed, ready to promote a vape on instagram for 100 dollars, rather than actual brands…

For that reason alone, I think she’s great, I’d like to manage her, but she’s blocked me on social media and I can’t reach out, I like that she’s the anti Jenner / Hadid group….and I relate to that, but I still find her posting her panty pics odd…I mean she’s rich and doesn’t need to post panty pics..yet she does.

So Weird!

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Monster Ireland Baldwin is so desperate, or hopeless, in this quest to be a famous model, but missing the mark over and over again, while her lame but hotter Cousin is making it thanks to the Kardashians, and I guess her ego forces her to post pics of her legs, because these people are the worst self involved pieces of shit polluting our life….

Even Ireland’s dad is more impressed with his neice….than his daughter he has publicly called a pic….

He’s even gone onto have new kids with a new woman to redeem himself as a sperm donor….

Leaving Ireland to fend for her weird broken rehab going while trying to deal with being a failed instagram girl…

Now she’s trying to use her mom’s celebrity to get into the paparazzi….because her mom is actually famous….and giving into Ireland out of guilt for her being a terrible mom, who created such a weird disappointment…

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Always remember that Ireland Baldwin was called a pig by her father and that set the foundation of her being…

I am sure he tried to cover it up, buy her love back, invest in her, but publicly, it happened, and she knows it did, and it’s deep within her core and she’ll dwell on it, she’ll never get over it, and she’s a fucking mess because of it and I’m sure other things…like being a spoiled brat, a shadow in her parent’s image, rich as fuck….well taken care of…but never going to be the star she wants to be…and even when she had a minute of almost having it, it was robbed of her by her cousin, people stopped caring about this one….and she was forced to go dark, lesbian and to rehab….

BUT LOOK AT HER NOW…in a bikini…hot.

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I figure I should be thankful for Ireland Baldwin, because no one else in the world is, not even her own parents..

I know referencing Alec Baldwin calling her a pig on the voicemails he left Kim Bassinger when in divorce, when talking about Ireland Baldwin, is basic, played out, boring, but hilarious…and the most interesting thing about this spoiled, entitled, forever in the shadows of her parents, strong jaw, massive monster over 6 feet tall that isn’t a celebrated model, even though she’s big enough to be a model, while all these other people like her own cousin, who I am sure she hates are short, not modelesque and making it…

What I am saying is that I am thankful for Ireland Baldwin choosing the instagram life, the attempt to get famous like her parents by getting half naked, I am thankful for her already having a stint in rehab because life as a broken identity crisis rich girl is so hard…you know all the nice thing in life, the nothing to worry about in life, leads to so much to worry about themselves, so much that doesn’t fucking matter.

Imagine, girl has an allowance more than any of you make, houses all over the fucking place to live at, money to eat, and she still manages to fucking whine…and medicate..poor little rich girl…..

Thanksgiving Miracle…or Thanksgiving trainwreak…who has a massive potato shaped head…that comes with a willingness to get topless…good times..

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Ireland Baldwin is the worst celebrity child – she just can’t figure out her place in the world and she’s 7 foot tall and 500 pounds so that must make it even more difficult – every seat you try sitting in – you can’t quite fit in it – or it breaks and forces you to date black chicks – and dye your hair black – and get stupid tattoos – you know figuring out your place…

The model world doesn’t want you, the acting world doesn’t want you, you’re left being low level and posting tit pics on her feed for attention – that’s some real fucking issues…that I endorse…because I like monster tits on monsters – tis the season you know..

Why these are censored, who knows, I guess just more reason she’s a lame as fuck cunt who doesn’t deliver anything she tries to deliver on. Always missing the mark.

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