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2017

16

Oct

Hailey Baldwin Bikini Shoot of the Day

Hailey Baldwin Bikini Shoot

Hailey Baldwin and her broken down face got a job….that involved brining her face injected face to the beach in a one piece bikini…where she proceeded to pose like an asshole while not thinking she’s an asshole because she doesn’t see it as being an asshole playing a model but as being a model – something she legitimately thinks she is…and I guess is by definition because she’s paid for it – but she’s just some trick with famous parents who fucked bieber and shadowed some Kardashians and Hadids as hard as she could to get her social media numbers up to relevance level so that she could play model like her friends and feel pretty…that’s my theory…why else would a 20 year old be jacking up her face with chemicals…to look like an instagram filter…weird…

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2017

06

Oct

Hailey Baldwin’s Face is Trashed of the Day

Hailey Baldwin face is trashed

Hailey Baldwin is such low hanging fruit, she barely exists, but she’s trying to exist…

She’s got millions of followers, she groupied every Kardashian and Hadid she could…

She had her dad’s talent agencies and PR people she grew up around supporting her…

She fucked Bieber when she was underage…

She’s basically replaced Ireland – her weirdo cousin with more famous parents..

She’s put in the work….I mean more work than most lazy entitled rich kids…and it is all for her ego…to be the best, to get the jobs, to fit in, this is what the kids want to me…SOCIAL MEDIA….it’s lazy “watch my life” …reality shows that aren’t as fun as reality shows…

But that face…is fucking mangled..

I’m guessing fillers, injections, whatever…but it’s jacked up and 45 lookin….

Weird…..but her bikini top pic is ok..

Better than this anyway…..

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2017

27

Sep

Hailey Baldwin Posing in S Moda of the Day

Hailey Baldwin short skirt for S Moda

Hailey Baldwin is finally getting some editorial coverage – some photoshoots in magazines that like this shoot for S Moda…and she doesn’t even need to get naked to be in the magazine – despite everyone being naked all the time…because she’s a Christian….and it’s not even a photoshoot that she put together for her social media pretending she’s a model and hoping people will believe she’s a model – it’s an actual photoshoot.

I guess all those face injections are finally paying off and people are either believing the lie they are being told, or finding anyone they can with an audience to be in their magazine to help grow their own social channels and figure Hailey Baldwin has following, bring that instagrammer to their shoot, pretend she’s a real model, get tagged on her account for free…MARKETING…

It’s too bad it’s not a hot shoot with things being shoved in her butthole…but it is still a big step in her lie she is perpetuating…but believes which is key to all successful lies…

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2017

26

Sep

Kendall Jenner VS Hailey Baldwin See Through of the Day

Kendall Jenner turtle neck with see through nipples and prada body bag VS Hailey Baldwin

Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin two useless girls who are friends…together in Milan doing fashion week…because they are both relevant thanks to their family members and society’s willingness to give credibility to people who don’t deserve it – just because it’s easier than finding actual talent…

They are seen by marketers as the face, or voice, or whatever of their generation….a face shoved into a phone…a face jacked up on botox and fillers…but they aren’t that great…

Except when they pull out their nipples, especially Hailey since she’s religious, despite being a whore….because that’s on trend, the way of the future and what these girls are actual about, the legacy they are actually leaving…nipples…here are some pics to compare and contrast the two useless together in one post….

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2017

19

Sep

Hailey Baldwin Half Naked Mangled Face Instagram Model on the Runway of the Day

Hailey Baldwin barely there outfit for fashion week

Hailey Baldwin is garbage…which would be expected since her dad isn’t even the good Baldwin…just the weird religious freak Baldwin that through all his prayer created some vapid heathen trying to sexualize herself to matter and get ahead…who has a little too much access to both casting people thanks to the Kardashians she mooches off of…but more importantly doctors with injections for her face that looks like it’s a 40 year old porn slut…which I guess is a look…that guys like to cum all over…if they are lucky enough to be someone this snake thinks she can leverage to help her tranny face career…

Well…

At least she’s skinny..

There’s an uneventful video of the show….

I’m more into the broken, confused, depressed, in and out of rehab, beach girl, turned dark weird hipster lesbian with weird tattoos, monster who is 7 feet tall and 300 pounds of “I WANT TO BE SMOTHERED”…the Baldwin with the famous parents…Ireland…like the country…in SIZE…..and weight….because at least she knows she sucks..she’s not trying to polarize that..

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2017

12

Sep

Hailey Baldwin Nipple Pasty for Some Bullshit of the Day

Hailey Baldwin nipple pasty in a fur coat

Hailey Baldwin is some Stephen Baldwin that stuck to a uterus before he became a preacher to deal with his addictions – you know Jesus is the remedy to all self involved dickheads with drug, booze and sex addictions because they found some fame riding some coattails, and that fame was enough for push everywhere to want to be fucked by him, leading to whatever the fuck this little slut is…

I know she spins it as a model, and I know she gets paid as an “influencer”….because she has social media reach…and I know she gets paid alot because she can command a lot from riding the coattails…making her “relevant” enough for brands…but I call bullshit…

She’s just another rich kid with connected parents leveraging for her ego…a spoiled brat, lazy and uninteresting, not even that hot…and now showing nipple pasty because she’s edgy…or wants to be edgy and has no idea what edgy is thanks to being raised in a fucking bubble..

The fact these idiots are followed or praised or paid is offensive to me…

So many more deserving people, more creative, more interesting, more fun, not just weirdo rich kids staring at their iphones with their social following their only value…

Garbage Humans….they offer nothing to the world – not even good jerk off material..

I blame Zuckerberg for creating these idiots.

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2017

27

Jul

Hailey Baldwin in a Bikini of the Day

I read that this is for Vogue, but I am having a hard time believing that based on Hailey Baldwin being some lowest of the low level model who only models because her dad is a Baldwin…and sure she’s think but so basic and boring..whether Beiber fucked her when she was underage or the Kardashians cart her around or not..she is bootleg….

Also, Vogue doesn’t really take “butt shots” like they are an instagram shout out page featuring slutty girls, but the whole world is scrambling and upside down so maybe they are doing instagram photoshoots too…everyone else is..and there is no real brand loyalty, or quality anymore, at least not based on the garbage people getting paid…it’s all so crazy

But I can handle young girls in bikinis in photos…I get the appeal…it is really the only think I like in the world…and I don’t even really like it…it makes me mad…but I keep staring..even if she’s the bottom wrung on a ladder of rich trashy girls I hate…

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2017

24

Jul

Hailey Baldwin Tan Lines / Bikini Jump / Posing with a New Jersey Plate of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is an aspiring Jenner and Hadid….so she’s on her best behavior anytime they invite her to hang out, hoping they will invite her to hang out again, because having the Hadids and the Jenners let you into their bullshit existence, that is pretty lucrative.

I am all for a vapid cunts existing….when they are rich and monetizing…basically trolling everyone into buying into their nonsense…

I just know there’s some weird social dynamic or hierarchy of using each other, because you know they likely hate each other, but have some weird connection…

And ultimately, it’s pretty weird that I am trying to analyze why Stephen Baldwin, the least important Baldwin’s STD is up to, what her shamelessness mean, what her end goal in trying to get famous, or paid is…maybe she doesn’t want to be a joke like her dad..

Who knows or cares, it’s just must be pretty exciting to have people actually care about you, when your own parents don’t, they are too busy being into themselves…but luckily in their narcissism they taught all these whores just how to be exploited….yet come out on top…you know…make it work for you because this all a bunch of nonsense, so you should try to come out on top…even if this one is Third or fourth wrung on the ladder of important garbage.

Here she is showing some Tan Lines posing with some New Jersey license plates because she’s pretty much some SNOOKI trash, just a scaled down, rich kid version…

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2017

30

Jun

Hailey Baldwin Shorts of the Day

In insignificant rich kid fame whore who thinks she’s famous because she gets the occasional instagram model job thanks to her millions of followers, which kind of does make her famous for this generation, since social media is the only thing they really look at…but to people who prefer fame to come from a sleeping your way to the top, not hanging out with the Jenners thanks to your dad being some LA loser celebrity who probably made a lot of money, despite not mattering in the world, he mattered enough to get her the right friends, PR Team, to monetize her as best he could…to keep her busy at all the exclusive events….and to get her that following to make her forget that he wasn’t ever there for her when she was growing up….he was too into the LA drinking and cocaine before finding Jesus….a Jesus who I’m sure wouldn’t approve of these shorts…but I approve of these shorts…I think there’s something moderately hot about her and it isn’t that Bieber fucked her when she was underage and likely not very pure…or maybe it is….ultimately…who cares…she doesn’t deserve this much attention, analysis, make her be forgotten, and fallen off the map…so that she really starts putting a little more effort in, rather than just expect it to all fall into her cunt because she was born into it.

All this to say, I like the shorts the kids are wearing these days…they are good.

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2017

26

Jun

Hailey Baldwin Panty Flash of the Day

Hailey Baldwin Flashes Her Panties for the Paparazzi

Hailey Baldwin flashed her panties and the world stopped…just for a second to say “Oh I like Alec Baldwin, his Trump is so good, they should give him his own show, oh what? they did…crazy…see I always told you I should produce TV, I spot trends, I know what will work, what will be big…oh and her was so good in BeetleJuice alongside Gena Davis, whatever happened to Gena Davis, she was all the rage that crazy redhead….Do you think she’s dead yet?….I liked her in Field of Dreams…yeah I know Rosie is Fat…and it’s amazing she was an actor, but the same can be said about Madonna…oh shit…that was League of their Own not Field of Dreams…BUILD IT THEY WILL COME…or I guess in this case flash your panties and they will cum…or I will cum…I’m easy…”…to which people say “No her dad is Stephen, who luckily has the same last name as Alec”….and everyone collectively says “who?”

BARNEY RUBBLE FUCKERS BARNEY RUBBLE IN THE LIFE ACTION FLINTSTONES…that’s who….But luckily her access is on point and the public buys into anything connected to anything famous…..as everyone is pathetic…a fucking dick riding groupie, even some of these people deemed famous….and here is that panty flash.

Check out Hailey Baldwin's Panties for the Paparazzi

SHE WAS ALSO AT THE MAXIM HOT 100 PARTY BECAUSE OUTDATED MAGAZINES FIND HER HOT:

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So was her cousin with the actual famous dad….was there looking wrecked because lets face it…she is a fucking wreck…that’s what happens when you’re massively huge and your parents are just too iconic to give you a break…you self destruct self hating…and I find it cute..She’s probably on the shitty Maxim list, but way lower down than her cousin. Must really hurt her soul…in the depth of her soul…if she has a soul…hilarious.

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2017

15

Jun

Hailey Baldwin in a Bikini of the Day

Hailey Baldwin basically showed her asshole to the paparazzi in some sleazy paparazzi bikini photo that you know she creative directed and coordinated in efforts to try to get as much attention as possible before she’s too old for people to care about her existence…

That’s not to say people care about her existence, her own father is probably too busy looking in the mirror and reading the bible to avoid doing coke / crack to care, and she hasn’t worked as an actor yet…she just sort of flimsily hangs out like a vapid socialite she shouldn’t be…because Stephen Baldwin shouldn’t be that rich…

That said, fun bikini pics though..

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2017

12

Jun

Hailey Baldwin in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the Day

Hailey Baldwin’s rocking a cute pink one piece bathing suit in Maimi, where you can see her both giving herself a cameltoe becuase she knows it’s hot…and a stream of water running off her cunt – that makes it look like she’s pissing herself…BOTH amazing things to find in some staged paparazzi pics, you know she staged, not because the paparazzi aren’t hungry for pics of anyone they can get rolling through Miami, but because the people in the paparazzi pics are hugnrier…and call these dudes to tip them off…

The thing with all these vapid, spoiled, entitled, trust fund babies who are finding work as models, because the public and the marketing people are lazy, is that despite being annoying, or useless in the grand scheme of things, because they choose bikini pics over school, instagram follows over substance, and attention craving over actually doing anything good in the world, because ultimately, they can be anywhere – fucking nursing AIDS babies or feeding the homeless..they could be fighting whale hunters or throwing money into a giant freezer to keep the polar ice caps frozen…yet they are in Miami lookin cute in a one piece, giving themselves cameltoes as water streams off their cunt like they are peeing…wonderful…

Out of the group, Hadid / Jenner / whoever else latches onto to this like it was the only tribal woman lactating in the tribe during famine….

Hailey Baldwin is my favorite…. I am sure that means a lot to her…in a world where she’s always second or third tier…

HERE SHE IS FOR VOGUE JAPAN!

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2017

25

May

Hailey Baldwin and Cami Marrone in Bathing Suits of the Day

Cami Marrone and Hailey Baldwin are buddies in Cannes, the it place to be, because these girls with celebrity parents or stepparents are always not too far apart. It is how they make their spending money, it’s the low workload way to monetize, because at least when social media didn’t exist, these celeb children had to be in movies to get famous, which is not real work, but still more work than hanging out and taking selfies by the pool…which is work…to someone who has never worked.

The interesting thing about Hailey Baldwin is her youthful ass….while the interesting thing about busty Cami Marrone, is like every other busty girl in her late teens before her, her thighs catch up and girl is thick.

For those of you who don’t know who Cami Marrone is…she’s on TV or in a few shitty movies, I think her stepdad is Al Pacino or Robert DeNiro, which means her mom…is an OG gold digger. We like when it starts with the momma and works its way down.

For those of you who don’t know who Hailey Baldwin is, you clearly, like the rest of us, don’t read MAXIM magazine who just named her number 1, for whatever reason I call a scam…but compared to Cami Marrone who is still hot….she is number 1…that’s probably why she hangs with her, rather than being the bootleg Kendall…

Either way, young youngs in bathing suits being fancy….always fun

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2017

24

May

Hailey Baldwin is Number 1 in a Nonsense of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is number one in a nonsense arbitrary clickbait list that was clickbait before clickbait existed – Maxim’s Hot 100 – because humans are retards and the list concept of digesting bullshit content is out control…

Hailey Baldwin is a scam, her family is in the industry, she’s a golden child who has managed to find the Kardashians / Jenners / Hadids to leverage….

It just took the family publicists to make that magic happen, the scam of the scams…keep the 1 percent 1 percenting – which is why content is such shit lately – the talent has left the building and the entitled kids of the talent are taking over

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2017

03

May

Hailey Baldwin Nipple Pasties with her Boyfriend of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is garbage, mainly because she’s the daughter of a celebrity who is barely a fucking celebrity, and I like my celebrity children out there hustling, getting the invites to exclusive events and parties, to be of A-List and A-List only….but Stephen Baldwin, who gives a fuck…

She banged Bieber at 16, she fucking sucks the aassholes of the Jenners since, and it’s managed to establish her as a little model, it girl, all while being totally uninteresting and annoying, vapid, bratty pile of shit…

She’s living the good life, mooching, and she’s leaving some party with her chubby boyfriend – as her little tits pop out…with nipple tape because freeing the nipple is more feminist for a vapid vain pile of shit….when the nipple has tape on it..I guess..

I am more into her playing tennis in her underwear…and I guess the good news is she’s not a Kardashian..and hot enough…and I guess it’s better to be the bottom feeder to the stars who shouldn’t be stars than the stars themselves..it’s some bootleg shit that she knows she is…and that alone can lead to some insecurities that bring on drug addiction and all that other good stuff. You know..context. The rich brat who wants it all but is third tier, even when third tier is pretty good…kills herself for not being good enough…because she doesn’t know she won…

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