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Josephine Skriver Fondles Kendall Jenner while Hailey Baldwin Watches of the Day

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Josephine Skrvier was a test tube baby created by her gay father with her lesbian mother’s egg….in what was clearly some genetic modified human experiment…that you will want to fuck…and that I guess Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin have adopted as their own, because I guess they are jealous of the robot model, or maybe they are all fucking robots created in a lab by their rich parents…

Well….together they grab each other’s tits. The fact is that these it-girls are useless…but I still want to fuck them and their horrible morals and values…

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Hailey Baldwin Titty Dance of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is Stephen Baldwin, who played Barney Rubble in the Flintstones and not much else’s daughter…with what I can only assume was a Brazilian model, and she’s gone onto amazing socialite type things only rich La/NY girls can do, like hang with Taylor Swift and the Jenners….and more importantly bang Justin Beiber..when she was 17…all while pretending to be a model, because it’s easy to become a model, when you’re a Baldwin, unless you’re Ireland Baldwin, in which case no one wants you….but lucky for Hailey…she’s not Ireland…and here she is shaking them tits….tits that Bieber has desecrated…

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Hailey Baldwin for L’Officiel Netherlands of the Day


Hailey Baldwin was rumored to be Bieber’s girlfriend back when she was 17….

She’s the cousin of the Kendall Jenner wannabe Ireland Baldwin, who due to her big bones can’t get the love as a model she wanted…so instead turned ot a black rapper chick to get love…

She’s the daughter of Stephen Baldwin, and luckily some groupie, possible immigrant model from some obscure country looking for a greencard…because she doesn’t look like Stephen Baldwin..on some Barnie Rubble shit…but instead looks amazing…for some obscure market fashion magazine…

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Beiber’s Barely Legal Vagina in Wonderland of the Day


Hailey Baldwin was Bieber’s 16 year old, then 17 year old, girl he had sex with. She’s also weirdo Stephen Baldwin’s daughter who is first cousins with that big monsterous lesbian Ireland Baldwin….and now she’s 18 years old, and they had a birthday party for her at Bieber’s house, making the whole thing legit…which is too bad, because I wish Bieber got arrested for being a sex offender, like most 20 year olds who fuck 17 year olds…

What isn’t legit, is her modeling career. She’s not tall, she is hot, but not tall, and just part of this stupid crew of Kendall Jenners, Gigi Hadids, who are basically the rich, popular girls at the high school that is pop culture, and everyone pays attention to them for no real reason, other than they get good publicity……

I could show you dozens of much hotter 18 year olds, they just don’t have the right friends, father, connections…and boyfriend…to matter enough for magazines like Wonderland…

The world is unfair, but luckily for me, all these bitches are interchangeable…replaceable, and in 2 years…this set won’t exist, but the next one will…so in the meantime watch them seek validation.

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Justin Bieber’s Barely Legal Vagina of the Day


Hailey Baldwin is Stephen Baldwin’s daughter who has been fucking Bieber since she was 17, but that he would only be seen with in public when she turned 18, because this is not Canada, and motherfucker could get arrested for that shit, provided her parents weren’t so liberal, self involved, actor types that probably don’t even know who their daughter is, because they are too busy looking at themselves in the mirror, or watching bullshit Flintstones performances he participated in when he got acting work, before drinking his face off and shooting his TV realizing how much of a failure he is…you know typical self involved narcissism that comes with these people, allowing their teenagers to come with people like Biber…

All this to say, she’s a model, trying to be an it girl, rich and connected…and wearing demin…so you can stare at her half brazilian model ass like you were Justin Bieber…something you’ve probably always dreamt of in your weird sexual fantasies you fucking freak.

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Hailey Baldwin for Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the Day

Hailey Baldwin is one half Brazilian, one half Stephen Baldwin…and she’s also recently turned 18, so old enough to come out as Bieber’s girlfriend, not that she has yet, but that I assume she has or will because at 17, it made him a criminal and now it just makes her the fucking criminal for falling into his very uncool trap…but he’s still Beiber, and she’s still some rich girl who rolls with the Kardashian/Jenner sisters, who clearly doesn’t really get what’s going on, but is skinny enough to be cast as a model and connected enough for people to think she’s worth using as a model, because we all know if she was Hailey anything else, bitch would be working at the FroYo bar with all her other tween friends…and not doing lingerie Christmas for a fashion magazine….

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Hailey Baldwin for Revolve of the Day

Hotter and more Brazilian cousin of Ireland…daughter of Stephen and some Brazilian he probably imported when she was 16 and he was addicted to drugs not Jesus, Hailey Baldwin, is doing some campaign as a model, because when you’re connected and raised in the right scene, it’s a pretty easy thing to pull off, it takes one text message to the brand and they jump because even with budgets, a celebrity daughter, even Stephen Baldwin’s daughter, who is barely a celebrity daughter, can power through and get noticed…it’s the it thing to do when you’re a bi-coastal 18 year old…they are all doing it…because when daddy can buy you anything you want, what you end up wanting is fans of your fucking own I guess and the good thing is she doesn’t look as doughy and Ogre-y as her lesbian cousin….shes’ actually kinda hot…so keep the pics comin’…and collectively we’ll make the dudes comin to her…no homo….

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Kendall Jenner and Hailey Baldwin in Bikinis of the Day

Young “models” who are actually just rich kids who know how to use Instagram or more importantly on a reality show because her mom knows how to use TV producers.…Kendall Jenner, daughter of Satan….and her “frenemy” Hailey Baldwin, daughter of Steven Baldwin, the religious and weird one no one cares about, who was once Barney Rubble in the live action Flintstones, and I guess some South American wife he abducted with his semen on one of his benders…..were in bikinis and they called the paparazzi…

People may have cared, perverts may like looking at these pics, I think it’s just a sign of how fucked up our world is, and how priorities are totally out of wack…I mean in my generation girls filmed sex tapes for hits…not this low level bikini shit…this isn’t scandal, it’s not even interesting, it’s just a waste of resources on all fronts..

If there’s no lesbian vagina grinding in these bikinis, I don’t see much point. But then again, I don’t see much point in anything…but then again – hot young ass is hot young ass…


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Hailey Baldwin’s Stephen Baldwin Face in a Bikini of the Day

Based on Hailey Baldwin’s face, she is Stephen Baldwin’s daughter, and like her cousin Ireland, she is out there trying to get noticed in her bikini…

It is like they are competing to keep up the family tradition of having every single family member, every last one of them famous for some reason or another….no matter what the level of fame…whether it is Oscar worthy, or Stephen Baldwin worthy, it all counts…

She’s 17, she’s not fat, and like all 17 year olds, she’s probably very fucking annoying to communicate with, but her body is pretty much at it’s prime because she’s 17 and cellulite hasn’t set in yet…

Seriously, just ask any girl you know who is no longer 17 whether she’d rather be in a bikini now or when she was 17….

Lookin’ at her from afar, is ok…for a man of age. It’s not illegal to look and if anything…looking at her from afar is probably a better situation for her…you know thanks to having daddy’s Barney Rubble face…Seriously, this almost freaks me out, but then I remember, when in a bikini a girl doesn’t have a face…


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Hailey Baldwin More Relevant Than Stephen Baldwin in her 16 Year Old Bikini of the Day

For the most part celebrity kids are fucking annoying…except maybe Sage Stallone and Jet Travolta…you know cuz they are dead. What too soon?

They are all spoiled and damaged becasue their parents are damaged but they manage to land gigs because they are products of nepotism and end up making more money than you, and they don’t even need to make unless they are Hailey Baldwin and their dad is Stephen Baldwin…possibly still a millionaire….but pretty hurting across the board…

Pulled this from his wikipedia – you know since I don’t stay on top of Baldwin News….

Baldwin has a tattoo on his left shoulder of the initials “HM” for Hannah Montana. He got the tattoo after making a pact with Miley Cyrus that he would be allowed to cameo on the show if he had the initials tattooed on him. He revealed the tattoo to Cyrus at a book signing in Nashville, on November 10, 2008. He never appeared on the show. He has since said that he regrets getting the tattoo.

Stephen and his wife, Kennya, defaulted on paying $824,488.36 on their mortgage. Baldwin’s home in Upper Grandview, (Rockland County) New York was being auctioned at the County Court House steps on June 12, 2009 after Bankers Trust Co. foreclosed on the home. Gannett News also reported that: “Additionally, county filings show the Baldwins owe National City Bank money for a separate mortgage and may owe tens of thousands in unpaid state and federal taxes on the property.”

He filed for a Chapter 11 bankruptcy petition in New York, on July 21, 2009, according to a court document that says he is millions in debt. He claimed he owes more than $2.3 million and owns a New York property valued at only $1.1 million. His wife, Kennya Baldwin, also is named in the document.

In December 2010, Baldwin filed a $3.8 million lawsuit against actor Kevin Costner over oil-separating technology that was used to help solve the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. In June 2012, a jury found in favor of Costner and awarded Baldwin no damages.

Forcing poor Hailey to go out there at 16…all skinny and in a bikini…. to make a name for herself because her dad tried and didn’t pull it off…but he did enough to land a hot wife…cuz girls are all opportunists…luckily she is half brazilian and that’s really what matters here….


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