Hailey Baldwin Bieber Archives Archive

2023

17

Mar

Hailey Bieber Bikini Tit for Jesus of the Day

Hailey Bieber hasn’t died from her stroke yet, in fact she’s thriving, so I don’t even think she actually had a stroke, she was just hired to nromalize tthe whole vaccine injury that all the young people are dying from, because she’s not walking around with a cane, or in wheel chair, but is instead posting slutty selfies in skimpy bikinis…because the world must see the body that Bieber cums on, at least the one that isn’t USHER, no one needs to see that dude in a bikini…

Anyway, this is her rich person vacation and overall, she’s alright to look at, even if she’s fucking trash from trash married to trash, living that American dream where you’re not seen as trash because you’re rich, empty and disgusting humans….since everyone is so drawn to money….fame…followers…bullshit…

BIKINIS though!

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2022

31

Aug

Hailey Bieber White Panties of the Day

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Hailey Bieber, who claims to be a Christian of Christ, while married to a false idol, in attempt to become a false idol, which I’ll assume happened, since her product-line sold out….

She is posing in a way that is hot, since it is half naked and she’s in her 20s, but there’s something about it that feels off!

I will called “Infantilism”, not because that’s what I want it to be, but because it has that sort of vibe, you know like a “little girl” in her “little panties” branded with her name like she’s headed to summer camp. I call it out for that because it creeps me out, not because I like it and have a fetish for it.

But yeah, she’s been a mooch fuck since she started, she’s a real mooch fuck now that she’s married into relevance, she’s cashing in, feeling important, and posing in her child-like underwear for the fans, because clearly she’s a pervert, clickbaiter, attention seeker, and if you look close enough, you can probably see some cunt that Beiber fucks when he’s not fucking his other groupies!

But yeah, the modern face of Christianity is getting half naked on the internet to sell skincare from you mansion that shitty pop music paid for!

Awesome!

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2022

26

Jul

Hailey Bieber Tits of the Day

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I distinctly remember a time when Hailey Bieber was all about God.

She’d pull this whole Christian girl, waiting until marriage, bullshit single girl, hanging out with her pastor and his wife, while trying to navigate the demonic world of instagram model, hanging out with literal demons who MAY even be SATAN himself, the Kardashians, all in efforts to get her rich girl ass ahead because being rich and living off the trust fund smoking weed all day, but maybe Stephen Baldwin is a broke ass joke, since we already know he’s a joke, forcing her to take on sex work to get ahead….

I don’t know, but I do think that this outfit is not very Christian….and you could argue that the true Christians don’t wear any clothing, as clothing only happened after Eve ate the album, to which I say, I know nothing about bibles or religion, I just know a celebrities daughter claimed to be some sort of born again, orthodox, devote, no sex before marriage type of Christian….who was put here and linked with Bieber via God’s will…all while spending her life trying to be a false idol, marrying a false idol, from the most “satanic” in terms of symbolism field in entertainment that he was thrown into….so it’s likely just more rich girl delusional bullshit….

And who really cares, I’m here for the tits…..keep up the good work.

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2022

06

Jul

Hailey Bieber Sucks of the Day

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Here’s Hailey Beiber in a very Christian pose, because she’s a modest Christian as you may or may not know…

I’m of the school of thought that she pulled the CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRL hustle, which is make them think she’s wholesome so they commit to you at a level in which you won’t feel like a slut when you let them cum in your ass before marriage…..to preserve that virginity for the highest bidder…

Whether Hailey manipulated Justin into marrying her after giving him ANAL when she was a teen or not, doesn’t matter, we write our own versions of history here.

I guess she is in a one piece, so she can’t be THAT WHORISH, even though the one piece rides up the cunt in a way that could probably lead to orgasms….

I also guess she’s in a taking the shit at the pool pose, we call it the Amber Heard….with the right food intolerances or diet you can make it happen anywhere….

She’s got that STROKED OUT life working out alright for her, doesn’t she.

Most people I know who exploit their strokes are in wheel chairs drooling on themselves while being carted around by their family, friends and hired nurses who likely also change their diapers making me think they are probably lying and that this is what a STROKE is supposed to look like!

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2022

27

Jun

Hailey Bieber Bikini of the Day

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Hailey Bieber who stroked out a few months ago, but not because of the COVID vaccine, that’s MISINFORMATION, DISINFORMATION and You will be sent to prison for IMPLYING….

It was her BIRTH CONTROL people and if you know enough sluts on BIRTH CONTROL, you may know at least one who dropped dead from a blood clot….because it is some fucked up medication that makes all women mental cases when they are on it…..so mental that they stroke the fuck out….but rarely at 25……but I guess Bieber’s paralyzed face is from her Birth Control too.

Funny enough, Birth Control makes women HATE me….TRUE STORY….in my life, I’ve never connected, seduced, impressed a woman on Birth Control, even the ugly ones….they all hate me with more passion than the girls who aren’t on Birth Control who also hate me….so by default I’ve always hated that shit for getting in the way of my cumming in bitches….but now I have more reason to hate them for trying to Kill this Baldwin-Bieber, in an attempt to get in the way of her producing slutty bikini selfies with her hot, but weak, blood clot producing body…that may die by 30, so take it in before she dies and is forgotten, because I can assure you, she will be forgotten

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2022

11

May

Hailey Bieber Bikini Top of the Day

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I just posted bootleg cousin IRELAND BALDWIN , so why not make an event out of it and post the other Baldwin, to celebrate Baldwinism, or this generation of the Baldwin Brothers, who are the Baldwin Cousins, that I am sure probably hate each other, despite being cousins, since Ireland was first to the instagram influencing, only for Haley to fuck a Bieber, friend the Jenners, and put herself on the map….securing legitimate jobs, careers, media coverage, while poor Baldwin, who was arguably the more important one since her dad’s not STEPHEN BALDWIN was left to rot…and ROT she did….while hard jaw Hailey went onto be instagram model royalty, reaching the top of the food chain….the BIEBER.

I just looked at this old picture of her, because clearly she looks like she dabbles in the whole jack your fucking face up for instagram, cosmetic procedures, I doubt that’s what she actually looks like, and even when she was younger, she looked more like a boy than she did a girl..

I guess people are into that kind of thing….and those people may be me…since I find her kinda hot.

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2022

25

Apr

Hailey Bieber Wet Bikini of the Day

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A lot of people don’t find Hailey Beiber hot, they think she’s a hard jawed, masculine looking money grubber, wallet fucker, Beiber Groupie who climbed the ranks of NUMBER 1 FAN because she actually secured him into marrying him, one of those Amber Heard situations where rich people can still be manipulative cunts to suck dudes into their trap via their cunts….but I guess you could argue that Bieber is a piece of shit bratty rich kid with too big of an ego who figured it’s better to recruit a groupie into his WIFE role, rather than marry a celeb like Selena Gomez, who has her own ego, business, celebrity, arguably as big as Biebers….the power dynamic just won’t work…..so if you get a groupie in, one who had his poster on her pre-teen bedroom wall….you can have a happier life….so I guess Bieber may have groomed her, there are roomers he popped her cherry but who cares.

She’s in a bikini, being rich, wt and her body looks good, so the hard Bieber Doppelganger face doesn’t really bother me, but maybe I find harder, masculine faces hot….does that make me gay, I mean having a blog’s pretty fucking gay….how could I not be gay…right….I should run with being gay, then people won’t ever cancel me, but rather invite me to all their parties being part of their community gives you the ability to be as sassy, vulgar as you want….something to think about.

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2022

15

Feb

Hailey Bieber Bra of the Day

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Hailey Bieber is in her bra…because that’s the kind of thing you do for money or fun when you’re a good Christian wife with good Christian values in your marriage to you good Christian popster who in no way is a victim of a terrible industry, after being sold as a child to the world for girls like Hailey Bieber to stare at and dream about marrying…only to rook him in later in life because her dad is Stephen Baldwin, the most important Baldwin no one cares about except me because he’s Mike Lindell’s business partner, which you can tell when looking at his daughter’s tits…

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2022

09

Feb

Hailey Bieber Cleavage of the Day

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I guess this is modern day Christian Hailey Bieber, a wholesome and married woman, spreading the good word of the lord to her fanbase, that’s all of a sudden interested in her, after what must have been half a decade of her trying to build her socials, to become an influener, even hanging out with the Jenner / Hadid’s for the association, only to barely get any spillover work from them, because no one cared about her…THEY BILLY BALDWIN-ed her, or I guess Stephen Baldwin-ed her, but Billy is probably the worse one…his peak being in Backdraft….good old UNCLE BILLY…probably didn’t realize it would be all downhill after BACKDRAFT…maybe he just needed to find a pop icon to marry to matter.

I do think Hailey Bieber looks good, but maybe I am just attracted to her Christian Morals and Values in this HEATHEN filled society of fucking perverts…AT LEAST she made her man marry her without a PRENUP before letting him put it in her twat….because I’m sure she stayed a virgin until marriage…but like most religious girls…she probably took it up the ass….the kind of shit you’d celebrate on your dick, even if it gave you ECOLI cock.

I haven’t figured out where I’m going with this, but the great thing about flimsy content no one reads is that it doesn’t matter…I DO NOT NEED TO GO anywhere with it…and that’s PRECISELY what I plan to do.

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2021

13

Dec

Hailey Bieber Lingerie of the Day

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Hailey Bieber is Justin’s hot groupie that he decided to marry, because I guess he took her virginity when she was an underage groupie, and he figured with groupies, you can get away with murder, especially when you too their virginity…

I don’t know if that rumor is actually true, but it’s a rumor for a reason and I don’t make this shit up because I have real problems in my life and Hailey Bieber’s marriage to Bieber that’s validated her existence, you know now a top tier wife with no prenup, instead of being a low level Jenner/Hadid groupie getting the jobs they turned down…you know how it is.

I heard another Rumor that she’s actually a dude, I’ve been reading into celebs that are actually the opposite gender from what we think they are, like it’s a real thing b
by the people at the top because they like confusing people….they say Megan Fox is a dude too…and I FUCKING BELIEVE IT….but mainly because she holds her legs together like a MANGINA I used to do in High School to the people at Dunkin Donuts when ordering Donut….

SQUEEZE THE THIGHS TOGETHER…TO KEEP US CONFUSED ON THE GENITALS…..

The other funny thing about Bieber and Baldwin is that they pretend to be Christians, of Jesus, warriors for Jesus, but they live a life so vapid and disconnected from that, I’m quite sure they answer to the OTHER guy….

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