Hailey Bieber’s doing a bikini selfie like a classy young lady from the high society world she lives in. To think that there was once etiquette and these high society women would go to garden parties and play croquet before 7 course lunches where they’d discuss things like their Charity organizations, women’s rights or bragging about their domestic workers…

Now, they take bikinis selfies, that I can only assume is designed to show off their bodies, not their bikinis, because if it was about the bikinis, they could just lay them out against a background, instead they put them on…

I guess they work out, feel hot, get paid to be hot, was able to land their childhood crush….who may or may not be a lizard because you can never trust these celebrities are actual human…but that’s probably because I watched John Carpenter’s They Live this weekend, which I’ll assume is a documentary or warning. John Carpenter knows.

The good news with Hailey, is the boobs lookin’ big….maybe she’s pregnant, maybe she’s getting her period, maybe it’s photoshop…..

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Here’s some classy pictures of Justin Bieber’s wife, who started at as an entitled rich kid raised by some narcissist who pretends he’s a Christian, not realizing that his daughter got sucked into the marketing and ended up getting married to one of the demons created by the devil himself to brainwash all the dumb girls out there, unless Bieber was just a child sacrifice for money, I’m not too deeply entrenched in this whole thing, I just watch from the sidelines and think it is all so obvious…

What I do know is that Bieber and Hailey pretended they were all for Jesus, as part of some church, which is why they got married to make their sex less sinful or something, even though I heard Bieber took her Virginity when she was underage, you know like he was Usher and she was him…

ANYWAY…Hailey was so eager to get famous, she hung out with the demon Kardashians that represent all that is evil in society, more importantly, their influence through being vapid whores on social media pushing product for profit has been so damaging to the young girls who follow them….

So Hailey, so eager, she’d hang with those fucks, before luring in Bieber himself into finally giving her the best role of her life as his wife, and now she can post in her panties with her hot round ass she keeps as hot as possible, because it’s better to whore with…and I think she’s kinda hot.

The shit on her face may make you think of your cake-like semen from your lack of testosterone, or maybe you’re just into ZINC sunscreen from the 90s….who cares…ass.

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Hailey Bieber’s been working on her ass and it looks fucking great. I know that she’s got a Brazilian model mother, so it could be a genetic ass, you know Stephen Baldwin, her dad was a big enough deal to be rich enough to cum inside some Brazilian model to make this…fascinating…at least for Hailey Beiber because like so many of us, if that exchange of fluids didn’t happen, we wouldn’t be here to grace the world with our round asses…

I’ll assume she didn’t always have an ass so good at least based on her excitement to show off the ass…

I’ll also assume that it’s because she’s married to Bieber and has to remain hot for Bieber, since he’s got options..

You could argue that she’s got options too…but he is her childhood crush, her life substantially better, she matters now…she’s not just a celebrity offspring, she’s not just the third wheel to Jenners and Hadids that no one cares about even though she’s hotter than they are….she’s Bieber’s wife…gotta keep motherfucker engaged….

I see her as the best possible groupie she can be, you know one who plays it cool so he marries her…and once there…the one who NEVER gives him reason to escape..

Next stop – pregnancy…until then…hot round ass…that looks pretty delicious…

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Hailey Bieber’s got her nipple out in a selfie she’s sharing with her fans, that I doubt are her actual fans, like are people really putting Hailey Bieber posters on their wall, like Hailey Bieber used to do with pictures of Justin Bieber when she was growing up and self discovering herself to his silly Bieber hair….she’s pretty fucking irrelevant at least she was before trapping Bieber with her vagina. I guess when you have a dream and stick to that dream and are rich enough to make your dreams come true…it’s some “The Secret” willing things to happen shit…only it’s a little easier to will things when you’re a properly placed slut with your pussy lips ready to kegel themselves onto a motherfucker with their bear trap claw pussy…

Point being, she’s a creepy obsessive stalker who played it cool, and now gets to the popstars wife because being Stephen Baldwin’s daughter wasn’t enough.

Her face looks botoxed, her lips look injected, her nipple hard….

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Hailey Bieber’s a bit of a creep because I am convinced she’s a fucking stalker who played it cool with Bieber and because of that was able to finally legitimize herself thanks to the help of a male pop star, because she’s an empowered feminist you know, one who couldn’t hack it on her own, but got some idiot pop star you know she had posters of on her wall while growing up….

It’s a reminder that when a girl is hot enough, her being a creepy stalker goes unnoticed by the dude, he just sort of falls into it because part of the tactics involve fucking dude stupid so he doesn’t ask questions…then not fucking them at all to get them hooked into it….

When a dude does it and I am sure you’ve tried, you just end up in jail or with a restraining order….

And sure, maybe Hailey and Justin are in young love, but I don’t believe narcissists are capable of love…..

To make things even more interesting, she’s a self proclaimed Christian, which at this point is hard to believe, because her Sunday Bests involve no panties and sexual looks, not that sex is anti-christian, but being a whore kind of is…

I just don’t believe that any rich, vapid, idiot trying to be an IG model is a religious person or has any spiritual depth….they are just materialistic and vain…a shell of a human helping other humans disconnect from their souls and focus on irrelevant shit….like instagram clout…pretty sad..BUT AT LEAST SHE HAS NO PANTIES ON.

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Hailey Beiber may be a failed influencer model, even though she was likely making a shit ton of money while she was an influencer, but just not Kardashian money or Jenner Money or Hadid money, which was the circle, the HORRIBLE and EVIL circle she was running in…

The funniest thing about those days is that she actually pretended to be into god, into Jesus, into religion, cuz her dad was a Born Again as many ex drug addicts are…you know gotta replace it with something….

I always knew her religious beliefs were nonsense, since she was with EVIL chasing EVIL dreams and EVIL objectives of being the most jerked off to person on social media…which I what I assume all these attention seekers are about….

But even when she failed, she failed upwards, landed a Bieber who you know she creepily had a crush on growing up, married him, as good Christians do knowing there would be no pre-nup and now she’s set for life, chilling in Greece in bikini while Bieber’s out coming to terms with the Greek way of the Republic, when philosophers were teachers who would honor the boys they taught with anal sex…you know like USHER…

LOL right…

Well, at least his wife’s looking pretty hot.

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Hailey Baldwin Bieber may have creepily targeted her chilhood popstar crush and potentially lost her virginity to him before eventually marrying him to put her officially on the map as the bride of Bieber…it’s an important role in the storyline of the Bieber and something for his fans to talk about….

Hailey Baldwin Bieber may have pretended to be a Christian like some sort of false flag lie, because her dad is into Jesus, but every action she’s taken from hanging out with EVIL Kardashians, to sexualizing herself for people like you to jerk off to, to pre marital sex, to attempting to become a false idol by marrying Bieber…her actions are anything by “of the church”….and if they position themselves as religious, they are lying…not that I care..it’s just important to remind you that evil lies in good…or pretending to be good so don’t trust what they tell you from their mansions…

That said, Hailey Baldwin Bieber, despite looking a bit too much like Justin Bieber, is pretty hot, in bikini, bigger tits that expected, living that pop star wife life right….even if I don’t find her cool….all these popular things are the opposite of cool and the idea that people obsess over them is depressing and a flaw in society….

I wouldn’t say I’m a fan, but I’m glad the third string Hadid/Jenner has stepped up and taken over because she’s the actual hot one….and hotness should always win even in this inclusivity era of UGLY people faking being hot thanks to filters, fillers, and LIES….

Here is Hailey with Kendall Jenner getting wasted on her new tequila

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Hailey Baldwin’s relationship with her god, you know since she’s a devout Christian, according to her dad’s business partner – THE MY PILLOW GUY – has probably come in handy when making the deal with the devil, you know, since her BFFs are clearly from the depths of an evil place called Kris Jenner’s butthole, or maybe Caitlyn Jenner’s pussy hole which is potentially made out of his butthole, I don’t know the science of that sex assignment shit…..

She was also the tag along sally to the Hadid’s, who you know are also of an evil place called Los Angeles….

And maybe when she was trying to get as famous as them on social media, she was actually doing recon work to figure out how to turn them to the right side…which clearly didn’t work and which may have actually got Bieber in on this fame chasing, false idol, celebrity who matters cuz she married the Bieber who I am sure was human trafficked from Canada after being exposed to all the worst people on Youtube…knowing they could secure a lot of money with him…..leading to a life of super stradom, I don’t know if any act is as big as Bieber….and Hailey gets to be part of that….like his First Lady….forever in the history books as Bieber’s first wife..

The good news is, whatever the motivation, the good vs evil, her religious beliefs or lack of them, in what could be her spreading the message of her god, or maybe it is a break from being married to Christ, where she’s now married to a teen pop star she likely had posters of on her wall saying “one day I’ll marry that guy”….creepy…but she got it…cuz rich girls get what they want…

But yeah, the good news of all that is she looks great in a bikini…I am a fan and she’s by far the better looking one of her trio of shit, which isn’t saying much, because I find the Jenners and Hadids ugly, but the rest of the world doesn’t….and this one’s the hottest of them…but that could just be because i jerk off to Stephen Baldwin dressed as Barney Rubble…or was that Rick Moranis….it was Stephen Badlwin in FLintsone’s Viva Las Vegas…the bootleg Flintsones movie…sounds about right…yes I am still writing this post for no reason…just words on words…meaningless when NO one reads them and they don’t. ..

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