Hailey Bieber Side Boob of the Day

2021

Apr

Hailey Bieber’s finally got what she want….the last name she probably used to dream of while a kid staring at her Bieber posters like he was her God, but not her actual God, that’d be blasphemy and she’s into that Christian thing, despite how often she’s scantily clad….because it’s modern Christianity, you’re wholesome, don’t sex shame me, GOD…

Anyway, my theory is she’s the creepy fan girl who tracked down and rooked her childhood crush into marrying her….I think he even took her Virginity, you know Christian things…they do anal until their wedding night…

But it could be love….but it’s also good for business because everyone now gives a shit about her and it isn’t because she was following the Kardashian Jenner Hadid’s around like a dog sniffing another dog in heat’s asshole in the dog park…she’s her own person now…one of importance who they can finally respect at their level instead of just throwing their table scrabs at her….

Anyway, she’s on Youtube, she’s in magazines, she’s on talk shows…small price to pay to be married to Bieber….and most importantly, she’s hot and she’s skinny and we almost like her as much as we like her dad Stephen….and godfather the My Pillow Guy…who is amazing…by the way…just a girl surrounded by amazing…