Hailey Bieber’s been working on her ass and it looks fucking great. I know that she’s got a Brazilian model mother, so it could be a genetic ass, you know Stephen Baldwin, her dad was a big enough deal to be rich enough to cum inside some Brazilian model to make this…fascinating…at least for Hailey Beiber because like so many of us, if that exchange of fluids didn’t happen, we wouldn’t be here to grace the world with our round asses…

I’ll assume she didn’t always have an ass so good at least based on her excitement to show off the ass…

I’ll also assume that it’s because she’s married to Bieber and has to remain hot for Bieber, since he’s got options..

You could argue that she’s got options too…but he is her childhood crush, her life substantially better, she matters now…she’s not just a celebrity offspring, she’s not just the third wheel to Jenners and Hadids that no one cares about even though she’s hotter than they are….she’s Bieber’s wife…gotta keep motherfucker engaged….

I see her as the best possible groupie she can be, you know one who plays it cool so he marries her…and once there…the one who NEVER gives him reason to escape..

Next stop – pregnancy…until then…hot round ass…that looks pretty delicious…

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