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2020

07

Oct

Hailey Bieber in Tight Shorts of the Day

Hailey Bieber is only funny because she couldn’t really hack it on her own. She was arguably as hot, if not hotter than the Jenners and Hadids she used to groupie on and basically stalk, their doormat to step on as they were trending “it-girls” and she wasn’t even their third tier back-up when brands didn’t want to spend the Jenner/Hadid price tag on the content…even though any of the deals she got was directly for that same reason…

So despite being a celebrity rich kid, yes, her dad’s career might be laughable, but dude got fucking paid heavy and is set for life even if half of it went up his nose before finding god…and altering his sperm’s integrity making this bootleg Jenner/Kardashian…

And despite having all the right friends and going to all the right parties….

This fake religious heathen who basically shits on Jesus with every tight short, pussy flash she does for the paparazzi, only exists, only matters, only gets VOGUE coverage, or any coverage…because she married a celebrity…and is the celebrity life..

So think of that when girls say they don’t need a man, let them know Hailey Bieber did because without Justin, she’d still be carrying Bella Hadid’s tuck tape to the fashion shows, but instead she’s tabloid fodder like she always dreamed….thanks to daddy not hugging her enough…I mean why the fuck would you want to be tabloid fodder unless you have serious voids in the core of your soul….

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2020

30

Sep

Hailey Bieber’s Cameltoe of the Day

So it’s PUSSY WEDGIE WEDNESDAY and I just came across these pics of Hailey Bieber basically showing her entire cunt to the world thanks to the help of the paparazzi she may not call in advance now that she’s officially the wife of a famous person….

It’s a style thing, girls showing off their pussies is the new cleavage, if you leave your house you’ll see full pussy on display everywhere, they jack their thin spandex outfits up to make their pussies look as fat as possible, I’m sure some are even getting fat injected into their pussy to get the ultimate in pussy definiton…it’s weird times…

I mean Hailey Bieber is actually at a medical clinic, it feels like she’s always at a medical clinic for what we can assume is cosmetic procedures…or anti-depressants for her mental health issues…or it could be herpes…or pregnancy, which is about the same thing…

So as the self-proclaimed Jesus Freak, in some weird rich person Christian church….thanks to her dad finding god after cocaine….it’s weird to see her walk around full pussy out, weirder that she’s getting medical procedures as if GOD didn’t gift her enough and she needs science to step in…..it’s weird she married a twatty brat like Bieber…it’s weird her goal was to ba a vapid hot influencer chick instead of a nun building orphanages in AIDS country….but it’s not that weird if you factor in that she’s of her generation, a shallow, useless, famewhore…living her best life cuz she got to marry her teen crush….funny

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2020

27

Aug

Hailey Baldwin Ass Shot of the Day

Hailey Baldwin Kendall Jenner Booty

I did not post these Hailey Bieber ass in a bikini when hanging out with Kendall Jenner pics when they first happened, because I hate hyped up on themselves trash out there doing all they can for attention, even after they’ve won at this whole instagram hustle…one making millions for a shit family everyone throws money at who have inspired monetization amongst everyone because that’s what the American Dream is all about…fuck for money, do anything for money, as long as there’s money….even though they started out with money…just greedy on a whole other level…and thus disgusting…then there’s Bieber who claims to be religious, wishing to have had nothing more than Kendall Jenner’s model career, forced to marry her crush Bieber like the super groupie she is, and luckily get in there with no pre-nup…so I do think they should move aside and make way for other people mooching…but I guess they are still young, still trashy and still want you staring at their asses…and all we can really say about that is “at least she’s not Ireland”….

Hailey Baldwin Kendall Jenner Booty

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2020

24

Aug

Hailey Baldwin Bikini of the Day

Hailey Baldwin Bieber Bikini

I don’t know why Hailey Bieber’s face looks a little Mr Ed, for those who don’t know, Mr Ed is a talking Horse, she looks like a Talking Horse but she’s dramatically hotter than her big cousin Ireland who despite being 6 feet tall got beat up and mugged in NYC the way we like NYC because shit got far too soft for far too long and rich people in NYC should be getting robbed…she’s also hotter than Selena Gomez, who Bieber escaped by marrying Hailey Bieber, his number 1 fan who he took the virginity cherry from according to at least 5 people I know who have insider information….which is pretty depressing that my insider info isn’t even that reliable and not information that makes me millions on the stock market or wherever else you’d want insider info to prosper…my insider info is about shit like who popped Hailey Bieber’s cherry…and how she has stalked him hard until getting to this point…

I do know that I like this shameless half naked butt shot to remind you that even Christian girls, or girls who identify as Christian because their dad is business partners with the My Pillow guy….does exist because God is forever forgiving or some whit so long as she accepts Jesus in her life…there’s a loophole that she can be a horrible fucking person while still acting Holier than Thou…

The good news is the Justin is a tyrant, unstable, abusive, brat…so she’s getting consistently shit on, literally and figuratively I guess…and that’s always hilarious or will be in 20 years after the kids when they are going through the divorce and it all surfaces…I will probably not be alive in 20 years, but if I am – I will point and laugh at the botox, possibly fat version of her as these are her best years, only shit from here….

I don’t know why sneakers in a bikini remind me of pornstars on instagram, but here it is the Christian version that is as slutty as pornstars on instagram…

Hailey Baldwin Bieber Bikini

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2020

18

Aug

Hailey Baldwin Bieber Camel Toe of the Day

Hailey Baldwin Bieber Cameltoe Pussy Print

I’ve heard a few stories about Hailey Baldwin Bieber, the main one being that she was a crazy level Bieber fan, you know a Born Again Christian upbringing thanks to a semi-famous dad finding god to replace cocaine, makes for a weird fucking girl…

So as a Bieber fan, she somehow connected with him and when she was about 16, the story is that she lost her virginity to him….a dream come true…despite being out of wedlock and that whole kind of disrespect to their god.

Then, as Bieber navigated drama from the nightmare that much be Selena Gomez, you know some tyrant rich person who I am sure he was in a power struggle with while dealing with her crazy because clearly her in-and-out of rehab stints prove she was crazy, he realized that the cherry he popped was out there whining about being single and that she was an easy target to get in to replace Selena and that since she was Christian, with the same Pastor as him, was on the same page of “let’s get married”.

So when you see them together, you know he’s the fucking boss, she’s the fucking groupie along for the ride, she’s not his handler, if anything she the girl he barely respects because she’s a fucking stalker….

A stalker with tight shorts getting eaten by her pussy, cuz she’s no longer than underage virgin she was when her and Bieber first got together, at least that’s the story I heard, which could definitely be false information, not that anyone reads this, but there is some massive pussy definition happening in the pics, which should be enough for your pervert needs and just be happy it’s not Ireland and her 7 inch long clit.


Hailey Baldwin Bieber Cameltoe Pussy Print

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2020

26

May

Hailey Baldwin Booty in Pink Shorts of the Day

Hailey Baldwin Bieber Shorts

The highlight of Hailey Baldwin’s relationship with Bieber is when they do these live streams, Q&A’s, moments with their fans that celebs should never reduce themselves to do, but for some reason all celebs do, because I guess they are bored when not working….not that Hailey Baldwin is a celeb, she’s more a trophy wife that’s not the best Trophy in the trophy case but one you don’t mind having because you took its virginity….you see when Hailey Baldwin was underage, she fucked Bieber, long before they reconnected and got married to escape Selena Gomez….

I know that there’s no pre-nup and that Hailey Baldwin is pretty much set for life and Bieber knows that too, so he just fucking abuses her from every angle and the bitch just takes it because despite her arrogance, her attempt at being an influencer, she clearly knows she’s a bottom of the barrel bootleg Hadid and Jenner…only instead of making it on her own, she had to marry a poptart like Justin…

Anyway, the duo are back in the California house after being stuck in Canada where I am sure Hailey Bieber hated every second…the house big, but it’s in some asshole part of Ontario that no one really wants to live…no matter how big the Sauna or Pool is….and in being back in LA, bitch is on that “call the paparazzi to take pics of the ass I’ve been trying to grow out”….

The weirdest thing about her is that she’s all into GOD, which in this GODLESS world is rare, but yet she does all the slutty things those GODLESS Girls do….making it pretty obvious that she’s just a vapid cunt no matter how often she goes to church…or no matter how much her dad and his business partner – THE MY PILLOW GUY – produce shitty religious smut to celebrate going from Crack to God to Infomercials….

Either way…check out the ass.

Hailey Baldwin Bieber Shorts


Hailey Baldwin Bikini

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2020

05

Feb

Hailey Baldwin Bikini of the Day

Hailey Baldwin figured out the formula. After years of whoring herself out to the Kardashian / Jenners and Hadids. You know trying her best to get on their level of relevance while always being the third tier one that was ignored. The one who would get the occasional brand deal for her instagram modelling career, but for the most part would lose out to the others, so she’d just be the tag along, who would just go around for free, growing her followers, but she was in fact the one who needed the money the most. She’s Stephen Baldwin’s kid and that dude’s a fail…not just because he raised her to be a weirdo christian due to his addiction recovery….despite her being a half naked whore on social media which I don’t think is very Christian at all….but either way…there were struggles for her.

All that went out the window when she married Bieber, who recently reported that he was a heavy drug addict, making it easy for the girl he de-virginized when she was underage to move in on him. You know to help him get rid of Selena Gomez and to give her a platform to launch that “celebrity” she tried so hard to get, only to realize the strategy for her to become a false idol was right in front of her….marry someone super famous and matter.

What the fuck is the media asking her…..I can only imagine the fluffy nonsense that she spews in interviews. Like “I decided not to go to college to travel with the Jenner’s and Hadids to grow my Insta”….”God was on my side when I was able to rope Bieber in, Go God”….bitch literally does NOTHING and has no reason to be talked about, but the media is bored.

Luckily for her, Bieber has no pre-nup with her, she’s set for life, at least better off now than relying on Stephen Baldwin’s trust fund….and the media is loving her finally, getting her in magazines like ELLE, finally going viral the way she always dreamed while she wasn’t reading her bible and ignoring her bible…because why bother being a good person of the church when you can be a vapid celebrity cunt….literally…she’s the cunt…a vapid celebrity fucks….

Hot bikini body though.

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2020

31

Jan

Ireland Baldwin in a Bra of the Day

Ireland Baldwin Tits Bra

It’s Super Bowl weekend so how about a Super BUSTED celebrity rich kid who’s trying to make it in the world as a titty model because that’s what all girls at their core aspire to be when they have everything they’ll ever need…except maybe their dad’s love cuz he ran off and started a new family because her family with him was too fucking broken down and needed to be replaced.

This is a “LOOKING GOOD SWEETHEART” moment for Ireland Baldwin who really had so much hope at one point and now is just us waiting out for the sex tape when her parents cut her off. Not that they will. They never do.

Here is her cousin Hailey Baldwin in a black dress for Jesus
Hailey Baldwin Bieber Black Dress

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2020

10

Jan

Hailey Baldwin Tits for Jesus of the Day

Hailey Baldwin Tits for Jesus

Hailey Baldwin is some bullshit money grubbing famewhore from a d-list celebrities SOBER HOUSE, because her dad Billy Baldwin found Jesus in recovery and you know when you’re an A Personality Narcissistic actor with a substance abuse problem, who replaces that substance abuse with religion abuse…weird things happen…like Hailey Bieber…

So the conflicted daughter who just wanted to be a vapid Kardashian or HAdid and did anything she could to be with them at all times to get some of their shine, which I guess worked, as it got her invited to Bieber’s birthday party when she was 16….and when he fucked her for the first time…as girls raised in some weird variation of the church, thanks to her dad being a weird religious dude in recovery…and the rest of their romance is a modern day love story history….

Two broken entitled empty rich kids, turning to some weird pastor, or sect to find each other and to do the good American Wholesome family thing like getting married without a prenup….

So now she’s officially set for life. Like some Pop Culture royal family only not quite a Meghan Markle level of Royalty, because that hooker infiltrated the actual royal family, and she’s not even that good of an actor, but I guess she’s that good with her pussy, where as Hailey Bieber didn’t need to act her way into her “position” like a prostitute…she just sort of moved in on it…used God to bait dude…and now together they share the EPTEIN BARR virus..in GOD’s eye…or something.

ANYWAY…she walks around with her tits out, sexualizing herself, trying to be a celebrity or instagram model, all in the name of her CHURCH…or personal gain, we haven’t figured that one out…but we have figured out that she’s trash.

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She had her tits out earlier in the week too…

Hailey Baldwin Tits Out for Jesus

Here she is at the Golden Globe Awards last night

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2019

29

Nov

Hailey Baldwin Bieber in a Bikini of the Day

Hailey Baldwin Bieber is hot enough, but looks a bit too much like a dude, or like her husband for me to fully commit to thinking she’s actually hot…

For some reason, she’s been desperate to be in the news, to be talked about, to be an instagram model….and started out early on in her life, with the best representation thanks to her celebrity father, who despite not really being a celebrity in any of our minds, I mean he’s Stephen Baldwin, besides one or two roles he’s a zero, but people love celebrity children and despite being a celebrity child…she’s really accomplished very little.

Her biggest hit has been marrying Bieber, which isn’t a bad gig to have if you’re into getting publicity and visibility, Bieber is a huge fucking star…but that was her only option, to mooch off her dad’s name hard enough to mooch off her Bieber…and in between her dad and Bieber was the Kardashians and Hadids who she went everywhere with but no one noticed…the third tier….

So maybe that is why every pic of her, even half naked ones are depressing..even her getting married was tactics to get that shine as a “celebrity” seeing as she’s not one…but has been around it long time…

The other thing that makes me laugh about her is that she’s a weird new generation Christian while being a half naked slut on social media, not that being half naked and Jesus don’t go hand in hand, I think most Priests get into it for the pussy…or whatever it is they consider the pussy…with God by their side, and God as their ally in the mind of the believers, it is easy to get people to give you money or sex…

I just don’t buy it, but I do buy that she’s an empty celebrity child dead at her core just trying to figure out her place…and she’s in a bikini, probably pregnant (look at her rib fat) since Jesus werido’s don’t use contraception / pull out….

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