Hailey Baldwin Bikini of the Day

2020

Aug

I don’t know why Hailey Bieber’s face looks a little Mr Ed, for those who don’t know, Mr Ed is a talking Horse, she looks like a Talking Horse but she’s dramatically hotter than her big cousin Ireland who despite being 6 feet tall got beat up and mugged in NYC the way we like NYC because shit got far too soft for far too long and rich people in NYC should be getting robbed…she’s also hotter than Selena Gomez, who Bieber escaped by marrying Hailey Bieber, his number 1 fan who he took the virginity cherry from according to at least 5 people I know who have insider information….which is pretty depressing that my insider info isn’t even that reliable and not information that makes me millions on the stock market or wherever else you’d want insider info to prosper…my insider info is about shit like who popped Hailey Bieber’s cherry…and how she has stalked him hard until getting to this point…

I do know that I like this shameless half naked butt shot to remind you that even Christian girls, or girls who identify as Christian because their dad is business partners with the My Pillow guy….does exist because God is forever forgiving or some whit so long as she accepts Jesus in her life…there’s a loophole that she can be a horrible fucking person while still acting Holier than Thou…

The good news is the Justin is a tyrant, unstable, abusive, brat…so she’s getting consistently shit on, literally and figuratively I guess…and that’s always hilarious or will be in 20 years after the kids when they are going through the divorce and it all surfaces…I will probably not be alive in 20 years, but if I am – I will point and laugh at the botox, possibly fat version of her as these are her best years, only shit from here….

I don’t know why sneakers in a bikini remind me of pornstars on instagram, but here it is the Christian version that is as slutty as pornstars on instagram…