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2024

17

Dec

Kendall Jenner Paid Millions to Wear Underwear of the Day

Here’s some Kendall Jenner because I woke up this morning thinking to myself that we need more Kardashian this Christmas Season.

I was like, “You know what, we don’t have enough Kardashian in our life”….

With this Paris and Nicole comeback bullshit that should have been left to die in 2008, I’m like, why not bring us MORE Kardashian.

They aren’t over saturated, over exposed, over hyped, over paid….KEEP THEM ALIVE and active in our minds by jerking off to the least muppet looking one who may be the origin vagina of Bruce’s vagina…

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2024

26

Sep

Kendall Jenner Wore a Nipple Dress for Fashion of the Day

It’s pretty funny that Kendall Jenner, a shitty Kardashian, has been packaged as top model. I guess she’s tall and has social media influence, which is all they really need from a girl. Push those products Kardashian and make us all rich.

The good news is that she’s tall, the bad news is that she may be a science experiment that her dad createed to test his tranny surgeries.

So either she’s the test tranny pussy operation, or an actual Jenner pussy used as a model for when they sculpted his cock…

The other good news is that she shows off her tits as often as she can, almost shamelessly.

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2024

15

Aug

Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

There’s a conspiracy that I like about Kendall Jenner being born a dude, raised as a woman, on some JAMIE LEE CURTIS or that ALGERIAN BOXER suing everyone kick….

I think it’s always funny to assume the girls the media present to us as being hot are actually dudes, because it’s part of their SATANIC agenda.

There’s no way you can look at the Kardashian family and feel as though they aren’t demons who sold their soul to the devil, even if they identify as Christian, they’ve done so much damage to generations of women…and they call the MISOGYNISTS who like tits the problem….

It is possible that they were just business minded, release the sex tape, promote a TV show, become the original power influencer that people just listen to and buy into, without actual selling their souls to the devil, they got in early before it required that kind of ritual…and they’re just having fun cruising with all the opportunity…

BUT they are still pieces of shit and if you look close enough at KENDALL in her THONG bent over, you may be able to actually see her pieces of shit….behind the THONG….because it’s THURSDAY and that means ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG THURSDAY…

Whether these are BALLS, or the SOURCE CODE PUSSY for BRUCE’s PUSSY doesn’t really matter, she’s the hottest Kardashian so if we have to Kardashian because they are fixtures in society, I’ll Kardashian with this dude in a thong…TUCK GAME STRONG….

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2024

06

Jun

Kendall Jenner’s Bikini Campaign of the Day

Kendall Jenner posted up some pictures from her recent photoshoot because she’s either a show off and wants to brag to all the loser chicks out there who can’t land anywhere brand or bikini campaign deals because they aren’t Kardashians…which you’d think most people would be happy about…but in this internet generation most people would cut off their own clits to be a Kardashian….my logic is not the same logic as the hive mind drone fucks who are controlled by the social media robots thanks to not having a mind of their own….

Anyway, I’ll look at bitches in bikinis at all levels of the influencer ladder, of all levels of the socio-economic ladder and Kendall Jenner’s not fat….

So being the kind of hero who will stare at all bikini pics thanks to having nothing else to do and being a pervert has made this post possible…..it outweighs my hate for the Kardashians.

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2024

03

Jun

Kendall Jenner’s Nipples Out in a Dress of the Day

I realize that it’s a trend for girls to not wear bras….it’s not really all that new of a thing, I’m pretty sure girls in the 90s weren’t wearing bras….then the whole American Apparel thing happened where girls continued to not wear bras….then there’s the whole high fashion thing where I used to watch fashion shows on fashion tv shows for the tits because I like tits…

So walking around tits out isn’t anything new, whether you’re a lazy slophole at the pharmacy buying some 2 for 1 chocolate bars and plan b….or some trendy hipster at the vintage store for homeless dudes like me to sexualize….or some high fashion highly influential on instagram bitch being fashionable in her designer wares….the overall outcome is the same and that’s that I can sexualize them all based on their tits the way nature intended…

I don’t think Kendall Jenner, the hotest and possibly Trans Jenner, or maybe just the vagina they moulded like a fleshlight to help shape Bruce’s dick into something more authentic…is breaking any internet with her tits out, but better with her tits out than without her tits out…

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2024

12

Mar

Kendall Jenner in Black Lingerie of the Day

Kendall Jenner is the least disgusting Kardashian, which in a lot of ways is like saying she’s the least disgusting herpes scab on the prostitutes labia, but the truth is there is a scale to those herpes scabs and some are 90 percent healed, barely contagious, while others are gaping sores, possibly infected, by either getting caught in a zipper or from a lack of hygiene despite the nature of their business of fucking strangers for money…..which would probably benefit from good hygiene even if you’re working on the lower end of the pricing for that kind of service due to your drug addition and mental health…

So like herpes scabs, the Kardashians go from Kendall to Khloe and each holds their position in between. Sure, all are rich and influential vendors able to make billion dollar businesses overnight thanks to social media following, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t disgusting, if anything that makes them more disgusting…

But skinny, solid hipped, Kendall in this teddy, reminding me of some 1960s or earlier pin-up porn is fine, especially when in the taking a shit in the woods position….

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2024

07

Mar

Kendall Jenner’s Thong Bikini Pulled Up Her Ass of the Day

Kendall Jenner, the tall and skinny Kardashian with the bad skin, who is apparently a top fashion model, because the other goblins of the family couldn’t achieve that status, so they forced her to do it…..even though that was just some kind of marketing lie.

The Kardashian who they say was born a boy and raised a girl, doing the whole tranny thing before her dad….paving the way for the family legacy….

She is the Tequila vendor, who you have to appreciate, even if it’s just for a cash grab because building a premium tequila brand means you can sell that brand for 1 billion dollars to a bigger booze company….

She is also in a thong bathing suit that is jacked up her ass, where you can’t see the balls or the asshole, but it’s still pretty slutty of a swimsuit, which I appreciate even if I hate the family and all they represent….because they’d be worth if they weren’t whores.

This may be an old pic, but it’s re-circulating, so I’ll re-post it…I can’t document every Kendall Jenner Thong Ass..

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2024

23

Feb

Kendall Jenner Promotes her Sister’s Competitors of the Day

Kendall Jenner, who is by far the hottest Kardashian, which probably isn’t saying much since the rest of them are fucking pigs, is out here showing off her long lean athletic daughter of a tranny body for an active brand that makes too much money….

They are called ALO, and if you leave your house you may see some rich, influenced by social media ladies rockin’ them, since all the celebs go to their curated gym and produce curated content so bored people with disposable income can buy into the bullshit and feel like they fucking matter…or like the are part of the NOW…

Anyway, I was under the impression that Kim K had a billion dollar brand that she owns with Ivanka Trump’s husband called SKIMS, which would theoretically be a competitor to ALO, yet Kendall doesn’t give a shit, she’s money grubbing too….

Unless, the Kardashians are also investors in ALO, which is probably the case, give those pics equity in everything, so that their instagram fortunes can get to great stupid heights, because you people have made them relevant, and you people keep buying their bullshit. It’s all your fault….

Find new idols…ones that show us their assholes, because this shoot is boring without asshole and would be made better with ASSHOLE…

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2024

26

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

In the event you didn’t know, the Kardashian Jenners are the front page of the internet. No matter what they do, it’s front page news.

In the event you didn’t know, the internet has a very high circulation rate, to a whole lot of retards with credit cards on the international level.

In the event you didn’t know, I am the internet equivalent of a black and white flyer for an exterminator inserted in 500 local papers in a shitty broke ass community….but it’s not a competition, we can’t all be Kardashian Jenners….

When you are a Kardashian Jenner you make stupid fucking money, especially when you get your brand of leggings, underwear, shapewear and whatever else they sell to the morons on the internet to be front page internet news.

I don’s even want to know how much they make off the overpriced leggings from Chinese factories that the smart shopper can buy from the same factory for pennies on the dollar, but I know it’s stupid amounts of money….and that may be gross, it may be disrespectful to the retard audience, but fuck the retard audience because if they’re too dumb to not buy SKIMS, then they deserve what they get for buying SKIMS….

Anyway, I’ve heard good things from girls about SKIMS, people are groupies over this shit, and when looking at SKINNY KENDOLL’s ass in the leggings, I can see why….

This isn’t a Kim K endorsement, but I guess we’re all slaves to the Kardashian Jenenrs since they own the internet and we’re all basically working for them….

At least they’re sluts about it…

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2024

08

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s In a Bikini of the Day

Kendall Jenner is or was in the Caribbean. She was apparently in the Grenadines but she wasn’t the celebrity who died in a plane crash on his way from the Grenadines to St Lucia, which was a really sad story because he was there with his kids and they also died, but it should have been. Unfortunately, the world is not that lucky and the Kardashian private jets never seem to explode the way you’d think they would if they were really the demonic forces I think they are, because really they’ve gamed the retard population hard, monetized off the stupidity of the modern retard and still manage to be compelling figures to the modern retard, allowing them all the become billionaires off the modern retard, without the modern retard ever saying “why did we allow these idiots to exist, be so influential, be so celebrated and paid, while being so trash”.

So yeah, if any family should die in a plane crash, it’s these fucks, Karma should get what Karma gets for them being as horrible as they are…but you know, instead they produce slutty bikini content on the beach, most likely shot by Hailey Bieber who is also on the trip with Kendall Jenner….or was…since she was at the Globes with her boyfriend Timothee Chalomet the weirdo, no wait that’s her sister…same kind of too rich to be such a whore…but yet they are still whores…..

Either way, Kendall’s the hot bodied one, probably fake ass like they all have, but at least she’s not the other pigs, making her worthy of looking at in the event we have to look at one of them.

Let’s hope she’s reading a book on ways to kill herself, or maybe it’s about how to photoshop yourself better…who cares..


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