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2024

12

Mar

Kendall Jenner in Black Lingerie of the Day

Kendall Jenner is the least disgusting Kardashian, which in a lot of ways is like saying she’s the least disgusting herpes scab on the prostitutes labia, but the truth is there is a scale to those herpes scabs and some are 90 percent healed, barely contagious, while others are gaping sores, possibly infected, by either getting caught in a zipper or from a lack of hygiene despite the nature of their business of fucking strangers for money…..which would probably benefit from good hygiene even if you’re working on the lower end of the pricing for that kind of service due to your drug addition and mental health…

So like herpes scabs, the Kardashians go from Kendall to Khloe and each holds their position in between. Sure, all are rich and influential vendors able to make billion dollar businesses overnight thanks to social media following, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t disgusting, if anything that makes them more disgusting…

But skinny, solid hipped, Kendall in this teddy, reminding me of some 1960s or earlier pin-up porn is fine, especially when in the taking a shit in the woods position….

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2024

07

Mar

Kendall Jenner’s Thong Bikini Pulled Up Her Ass of the Day

Kendall Jenner, the tall and skinny Kardashian with the bad skin, who is apparently a top fashion model, because the other goblins of the family couldn’t achieve that status, so they forced her to do it…..even though that was just some kind of marketing lie.

The Kardashian who they say was born a boy and raised a girl, doing the whole tranny thing before her dad….paving the way for the family legacy….

She is the Tequila vendor, who you have to appreciate, even if it’s just for a cash grab because building a premium tequila brand means you can sell that brand for 1 billion dollars to a bigger booze company….

She is also in a thong bathing suit that is jacked up her ass, where you can’t see the balls or the asshole, but it’s still pretty slutty of a swimsuit, which I appreciate even if I hate the family and all they represent….because they’d be worth if they weren’t whores.

This may be an old pic, but it’s re-circulating, so I’ll re-post it…I can’t document every Kendall Jenner Thong Ass..

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2024

23

Feb

Kendall Jenner Promotes her Sister’s Competitors of the Day

Kendall Jenner, who is by far the hottest Kardashian, which probably isn’t saying much since the rest of them are fucking pigs, is out here showing off her long lean athletic daughter of a tranny body for an active brand that makes too much money….

They are called ALO, and if you leave your house you may see some rich, influenced by social media ladies rockin’ them, since all the celebs go to their curated gym and produce curated content so bored people with disposable income can buy into the bullshit and feel like they fucking matter…or like the are part of the NOW…

Anyway, I was under the impression that Kim K had a billion dollar brand that she owns with Ivanka Trump’s husband called SKIMS, which would theoretically be a competitor to ALO, yet Kendall doesn’t give a shit, she’s money grubbing too….

Unless, the Kardashians are also investors in ALO, which is probably the case, give those pics equity in everything, so that their instagram fortunes can get to great stupid heights, because you people have made them relevant, and you people keep buying their bullshit. It’s all your fault….

Find new idols…ones that show us their assholes, because this shoot is boring without asshole and would be made better with ASSHOLE…

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2024

26

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

In the event you didn’t know, the Kardashian Jenners are the front page of the internet. No matter what they do, it’s front page news.

In the event you didn’t know, the internet has a very high circulation rate, to a whole lot of retards with credit cards on the international level.

In the event you didn’t know, I am the internet equivalent of a black and white flyer for an exterminator inserted in 500 local papers in a shitty broke ass community….but it’s not a competition, we can’t all be Kardashian Jenners….

When you are a Kardashian Jenner you make stupid fucking money, especially when you get your brand of leggings, underwear, shapewear and whatever else they sell to the morons on the internet to be front page internet news.

I don’s even want to know how much they make off the overpriced leggings from Chinese factories that the smart shopper can buy from the same factory for pennies on the dollar, but I know it’s stupid amounts of money….and that may be gross, it may be disrespectful to the retard audience, but fuck the retard audience because if they’re too dumb to not buy SKIMS, then they deserve what they get for buying SKIMS….

Anyway, I’ve heard good things from girls about SKIMS, people are groupies over this shit, and when looking at SKINNY KENDOLL’s ass in the leggings, I can see why….

This isn’t a Kim K endorsement, but I guess we’re all slaves to the Kardashian Jenenrs since they own the internet and we’re all basically working for them….

At least they’re sluts about it…

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2024

08

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s In a Bikini of the Day

Kendall Jenner is or was in the Caribbean. She was apparently in the Grenadines but she wasn’t the celebrity who died in a plane crash on his way from the Grenadines to St Lucia, which was a really sad story because he was there with his kids and they also died, but it should have been. Unfortunately, the world is not that lucky and the Kardashian private jets never seem to explode the way you’d think they would if they were really the demonic forces I think they are, because really they’ve gamed the retard population hard, monetized off the stupidity of the modern retard and still manage to be compelling figures to the modern retard, allowing them all the become billionaires off the modern retard, without the modern retard ever saying “why did we allow these idiots to exist, be so influential, be so celebrated and paid, while being so trash”.

So yeah, if any family should die in a plane crash, it’s these fucks, Karma should get what Karma gets for them being as horrible as they are…but you know, instead they produce slutty bikini content on the beach, most likely shot by Hailey Bieber who is also on the trip with Kendall Jenner….or was…since she was at the Globes with her boyfriend Timothee Chalomet the weirdo, no wait that’s her sister…same kind of too rich to be such a whore…but yet they are still whores…..

Either way, Kendall’s the hot bodied one, probably fake ass like they all have, but at least she’s not the other pigs, making her worthy of looking at in the event we have to look at one of them.

Let’s hope she’s reading a book on ways to kill herself, or maybe it’s about how to photoshop yourself better…who cares..


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2024

05

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Rockin’ Ass of the Day

I posted Hailey Beiber’s rockin ass earlier today. She’s on vacation with her BFF Kendall Jenner, not that I believe these kinds of people can have friends, or any real relationships because they are fake as fuck….

I also believe that these kinds of people can have real asses because for some reason both Kendall and Hailey’s asses are rockin’ which is VERY suspicious to me.

I doubt they spend their days doing fitness to sculpt the ass, but rather spend money at the medi-spa to get their asses sculpted for them.

So here’s Kendall showing off her ass in a thong bikini, to show off her rockin’ ass, that is as far as we know a real ass, but that I don’t believe is a real ass because these people are all lying scumbag pieces of shit who are doing all they can to destroy society….even though society is already destroyed and is the only reason they exist as influential people to further destroy society…

Just be happy it’s not Kim.

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2024

03

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Sheer Dress of the Day

Kendall Jenner is on vacation with her Hailey Beiber friend, because the duo came up in this social media world together, at least Hailey Bieber came up in the social media world by riding the backs of Kendall Jenner, but Kendall needs fake friends in the fake world her fake family built for her, but hey, at least she’s rich.

She decided to wear a sheer dress, that is probably high fashion’s take on Fashionova stripper gear, which became a billion dollar company, which means her hot tits are pretty visible, her hot body looking alright, with what we’ll assume are real hips, but when it comes to these people, all that shit is fake….and she may even have a dick like her dad, maybe it’s her dad’s dick she keeps in her purse…I don’t fucking care, I’m looking at the nips.

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2023

21

Nov

Kendall Jenner in Underwear of the Day

I know what you were thinking this morning when you woke up and that is that you need to see more Kendall Jenner in her underwear because she’s your most favorite Kardashian because of her long and lean body….since she’s a top model who bought her top model status thanks to her loving mom selling her soul to reality TV for the money. Not that she ever had a soul, but you know getting top model status from your sister being a whore and your mom being a fame whore, so that you don’t have to be a whore is a little annoying because I prefer origin stories to include “so I got the job cuz I sucked the producer off” and when you’re a Kardashian/Jenner, you don’t need to do any of that because they all suck their dicks, so they don’t have to suck the dicks. Tragic really.

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2023

07

Nov

Kendall Jenner Wet Ass of the Day

Kendall Jenner released a picture to get you into the Christmas spirit, which I’ll assume is the vibe or aesthetic the church was going for when they started the whole Christmas thing to celebrate the birth of the Messiah, Jesus Christ himself.

You know, nothing says holiest of holy like a bitch in some made in china Christmas lights to ring in the season that starts November 1st, at least at the retail level, like a bare ass with what looks like jizz all over her, which could be jizz all over her, you know to make the artistic vision complete….or to troll all the high paying ad deals they get as an LOL….

These soulless, demonic, ruining society as a whole, one family bulldozing their way through the minds of women everywhere, definitely know how to whore, even when they don’t have to, and they never get cancelled for it, people just throw more money at them, like their the featured show at the strip club people paid the high cover charge to see, only the patrons of their strip club are mainstream brands just trying to get endorsements from them fro the money….

IT IS A CONSPIRACY motherfuckers, but if it was JIZZ on her ass, it’d be pretty LOLZ…just continuing to break the rules, terms and conditions while being rewarded for it…..and the good news is that at least it’s not KYLIE or the monster Kardashian…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2023

06

Oct

Kendall Jenner Cockteases with “Dead in Bed” Themed Pics of the Day

Kendall Jenner, daughter of Bruce, who she is rumored to have been the vagina they molded to make into Bruce’s vagina out of old inverted dick, but that’s just a rumor and you can’t believe every meme you made that no one laughs to on the internet.

She took to Instagram, where she’s wearing a pair of tight up her ass pyjamas that she wants to seduce you all with by showing off her rounded instagram ass that you should appreciate because it’s not as disgusting as the rest of the family’s ass.

I appreciate the hiding of her pock-marked, bad skinned, monstrous face, so that I can focus on the long and lean lines she brings….

But the real cocktease is that with her face in the pillow, laying in the bed, shirt pulled up, she’s giving some serious “dead” vibes..

Now, I’m not a date rapist, but you probably are, and the whole fucking a half dead or totally dead so long as she’s still warm is probably hot to you, I am however a Kardashian hater and a dead Kardashian is a hot Kardashian, even when that Kardashian is a Jenner…..

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