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2024

05

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Rockin’ Ass of the Day

I posted Hailey Beiber’s rockin ass earlier today. She’s on vacation with her BFF Kendall Jenner, not that I believe these kinds of people can have friends, or any real relationships because they are fake as fuck….

I also believe that these kinds of people can have real asses because for some reason both Kendall and Hailey’s asses are rockin’ which is VERY suspicious to me.

I doubt they spend their days doing fitness to sculpt the ass, but rather spend money at the medi-spa to get their asses sculpted for them.

So here’s Kendall showing off her ass in a thong bikini, to show off her rockin’ ass, that is as far as we know a real ass, but that I don’t believe is a real ass because these people are all lying scumbag pieces of shit who are doing all they can to destroy society….even though society is already destroyed and is the only reason they exist as influential people to further destroy society…

Just be happy it’s not Kim.

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2024

03

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Sheer Dress of the Day

Kendall Jenner is on vacation with her Hailey Beiber friend, because the duo came up in this social media world together, at least Hailey Bieber came up in the social media world by riding the backs of Kendall Jenner, but Kendall needs fake friends in the fake world her fake family built for her, but hey, at least she’s rich.

She decided to wear a sheer dress, that is probably high fashion’s take on Fashionova stripper gear, which became a billion dollar company, which means her hot tits are pretty visible, her hot body looking alright, with what we’ll assume are real hips, but when it comes to these people, all that shit is fake….and she may even have a dick like her dad, maybe it’s her dad’s dick she keeps in her purse…I don’t fucking care, I’m looking at the nips.

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2023

21

Nov

Kendall Jenner in Underwear of the Day

I know what you were thinking this morning when you woke up and that is that you need to see more Kendall Jenner in her underwear because she’s your most favorite Kardashian because of her long and lean body….since she’s a top model who bought her top model status thanks to her loving mom selling her soul to reality TV for the money. Not that she ever had a soul, but you know getting top model status from your sister being a whore and your mom being a fame whore, so that you don’t have to be a whore is a little annoying because I prefer origin stories to include “so I got the job cuz I sucked the producer off” and when you’re a Kardashian/Jenner, you don’t need to do any of that because they all suck their dicks, so they don’t have to suck the dicks. Tragic really.

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2023

07

Nov

Kendall Jenner Wet Ass of the Day

Kendall Jenner released a picture to get you into the Christmas spirit, which I’ll assume is the vibe or aesthetic the church was going for when they started the whole Christmas thing to celebrate the birth of the Messiah, Jesus Christ himself.

You know, nothing says holiest of holy like a bitch in some made in china Christmas lights to ring in the season that starts November 1st, at least at the retail level, like a bare ass with what looks like jizz all over her, which could be jizz all over her, you know to make the artistic vision complete….or to troll all the high paying ad deals they get as an LOL….

These soulless, demonic, ruining society as a whole, one family bulldozing their way through the minds of women everywhere, definitely know how to whore, even when they don’t have to, and they never get cancelled for it, people just throw more money at them, like their the featured show at the strip club people paid the high cover charge to see, only the patrons of their strip club are mainstream brands just trying to get endorsements from them fro the money….

IT IS A CONSPIRACY motherfuckers, but if it was JIZZ on her ass, it’d be pretty LOLZ…just continuing to break the rules, terms and conditions while being rewarded for it…..and the good news is that at least it’s not KYLIE or the monster Kardashian…

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2023

06

Oct

Kendall Jenner Cockteases with “Dead in Bed” Themed Pics of the Day

Kendall Jenner, daughter of Bruce, who she is rumored to have been the vagina they molded to make into Bruce’s vagina out of old inverted dick, but that’s just a rumor and you can’t believe every meme you made that no one laughs to on the internet.

She took to Instagram, where she’s wearing a pair of tight up her ass pyjamas that she wants to seduce you all with by showing off her rounded instagram ass that you should appreciate because it’s not as disgusting as the rest of the family’s ass.

I appreciate the hiding of her pock-marked, bad skinned, monstrous face, so that I can focus on the long and lean lines she brings….

But the real cocktease is that with her face in the pillow, laying in the bed, shirt pulled up, she’s giving some serious “dead” vibes..

Now, I’m not a date rapist, but you probably are, and the whole fucking a half dead or totally dead so long as she’s still warm is probably hot to you, I am however a Kardashian hater and a dead Kardashian is a hot Kardashian, even when that Kardashian is a Jenner…..

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2023

25

Aug

Kendall Jenner Boring Bikini Selfie of the Day

I don’t know if MOM-AGER KRIS KRINGLE JENNER is responsible for the shameless posts these girls put out to the internet on the semi-regular basis…

I just know that MOM-AGER KRIS KRINGLE JENNER is responsible for the Kim K sex tape and all that happened with it, which basically allowed them to be the people they ended up being, billionaires based on a mediocre at best fuck tape….wild….

I have had conversations with people within the adult industry who were involved in the release of the sex tape as well as people in the public relations business who were involved in the spinning of the story to maximize the exposure and bother said KRIS KRINGLE JENNER was involved in every step of the way, not necessarily a genius, but a solid whore who knows how to polarize whoredom….which is important.

So these girls were all raised by a skilled whore, so they either naturally know how to whore as part of their GENETIC code, or they’ve been trained, but like clockwork, when things get slow, they strip down.

Kendall, not the most interesting person in the world, but definitely the best looking Kardashian / Jenner has that thin body, big hipped body, little tit body and I’m not saying she’s hot, but she’s not fat and she’s a whore and she’s rich so she could be worse….she could be KIM….that would be worse..instead she’s rich from Kim taking dick in some boring ass sex tape….

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2023

14

Jun

Kendall Jenner Nipple Attention of the Day

Kendall Jenner and her Boy Nips have been doing the rounds as they do….she is always showing off the tits….while not doing any favors that Bruce Jenner converted to WOMAN, as a diversion from the fact that Kendall Jenner was actually converted to WOMAN pre-puberty when just a little boy, growing up amongst the monsters that are the Kardashians….who you know don’t really integrate their BOY children so well into the storyline, so MAKE ANOTHER GIRL with science like her dad….

She’s an iconic top tier fashion model from a family of billionaires who get used by high fashion to sell product to vapid idiots who think that luxury items will make them appear cooler and more important in this retarded world of internet…and they feel important being used by high fashion brands because they get paid and can pretend they are worthy and I guess consistently showing off nipple is all part of FASHION baby, style baby, GOOD TIMES baby…..

I’ll stare at her possibly MAN tits, probably girl tits, since I don’t subscribe to the fact that she’s born a dude, I just know she was born into a pile of dog shit, but that’s just because Kris Jenner’s vagina has that effect.

POINT OF THE STORY – TITTIES!

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2023

09

Jun

Kendall Jenner Upskirt of the Day

I don’t post paparazzi pics, because THEY killed Princess Diana and supporting that industry means other high profile people may be inconvenienced and die, and we can’t have that….we have to let these high profile people be high profile in peace so that they can collect their money off our backs, while enjoying the freedom of being ANONYMOUS…

I actually don’t post paparazzi pics because they are litigious and threaten me with lawsuits which can be fucking annoying, even if I have nothing for them to take from me, like THERE ARE NO ADS ON THE SITE BRO, why you gotta bother me, I’m just doing god’s work here by calling these demons out for being demoms…

So yeah, I don’t post paparazzi pics, BUT WHEN I DO, they are of getting out of car intentional because they are all fame whores panty flashes….

This along with the paparazzi bikini pic, the sheer top and nip slip is the FOUNDATION of these lame ass site’s I’ve been parodying for 2 decades that no one realizes I am parodying…

I’m just that good at the parody bro.

Her name is Kendall Jenner and I’m surprised she doesn’t have balls in this pic…

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2023

06

Jun

Kendall Jenner Slutty Bikini Shoot of the Day

Kendall Jenner is probably the prized Kardashian. She may not be the one with the billion dollar brands, or who can be labeled a billionaire for bullshit over priced products, but she was gifted a Tequila brand that you know will likely sell for a billion dollars down the line….

Her purpose in the world of Kardashian thanks to being tall, thin, and not a fucking troll looking bitch, is to play the fashion model, to give the other pigs some relevance in the fashion world, besides being big shoppers or pushers of designer clothing on girls who can’t afford it so they turn to whoring…you know just making the world a better place with their vapidness….

I like to think she’s the vagina they moulded for Bruce, but then I wonder if she’s actually even got a vagina or if they transitioned her pre-puberty for the sake of the family business, knowing an athletic boy who doesn’t go through puberty would have a better shot at being a model, than one of the troll looking women….but then in this era, they’d obviously leverage that since they leverage everything…

It’s easy to hate on the Kardashians, they love it and don’t care, because they’ve won at this social media marketing hustle if winning is bank balances, which apparently it is….

So whores or not, demons destroying society or not, I’ll still look at Kendall bikini, why the fuck not….


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2023

02

May

Kendall Jenner’s Weird See Through Outfit of the Day

I don’t know if the Kardashian viewership is on the decline, it fucking should be, these people are a fucking stain on society, even if they are a product of society.

I just know that Kendall Jenner’s been crying for attention, whether from dating her bi-sexual Bad Bunny top famous music star, or more importantly, walking around with her tits out in numerous outfits over the last few days, girl’s doing a big “LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME”….shameless attempt to get views…

Like all girls flashing tits, whether it’s a slip or intentional, it works for me…I just find it funny to see someone running around NYC in a thong underwear and a plastic tube dress, it’s a little fucking desperate, weird, trashy, gross, pathetic….all while being amazing, because of the tits.

You’d think that after the family scammed billions for each of them, they’d chill the fuck out, but like cockroaches in your kitchen, they just keep on surviving, adapting, and ruining society in the process because girls look up to this shit.

Soon enough, it will be getting carted around in a wheel chair so they can fish themselves as a fashion statement….we’re not yet, but these are the early days of our lives, today build the opportunities of tomorrow…

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