In the event you didn’t know, the Kardashian Jenners are the front page of the internet. No matter what they do, it’s front page news.

In the event you didn’t know, the internet has a very high circulation rate, to a whole lot of retards with credit cards on the international level.

In the event you didn’t know, I am the internet equivalent of a black and white flyer for an exterminator inserted in 500 local papers in a shitty broke ass community….but it’s not a competition, we can’t all be Kardashian Jenners….

When you are a Kardashian Jenner you make stupid fucking money, especially when you get your brand of leggings, underwear, shapewear and whatever else they sell to the morons on the internet to be front page internet news.

I don’s even want to know how much they make off the overpriced leggings from Chinese factories that the smart shopper can buy from the same factory for pennies on the dollar, but I know it’s stupid amounts of money….and that may be gross, it may be disrespectful to the retard audience, but fuck the retard audience because if they’re too dumb to not buy SKIMS, then they deserve what they get for buying SKIMS….

Anyway, I’ve heard good things from girls about SKIMS, people are groupies over this shit, and when looking at SKINNY KENDOLL’s ass in the leggings, I can see why….

This isn’t a Kim K endorsement, but I guess we’re all slaves to the Kardashian Jenenrs since they own the internet and we’re all basically working for them….

At least they’re sluts about it…

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Kendall Jenner is or was in the Caribbean. She was apparently in the Grenadines but she wasn’t the celebrity who died in a plane crash on his way from the Grenadines to St Lucia, which was a really sad story because he was there with his kids and they also died, but it should have been. Unfortunately, the world is not that lucky and the Kardashian private jets never seem to explode the way you’d think they would if they were really the demonic forces I think they are, because really they’ve gamed the retard population hard, monetized off the stupidity of the modern retard and still manage to be compelling figures to the modern retard, allowing them all the become billionaires off the modern retard, without the modern retard ever saying “why did we allow these idiots to exist, be so influential, be so celebrated and paid, while being so trash”.

So yeah, if any family should die in a plane crash, it’s these fucks, Karma should get what Karma gets for them being as horrible as they are…but you know, instead they produce slutty bikini content on the beach, most likely shot by Hailey Bieber who is also on the trip with Kendall Jenner….or was…since she was at the Globes with her boyfriend Timothee Chalomet the weirdo, no wait that’s her sister…same kind of too rich to be such a whore…but yet they are still whores…..

Either way, Kendall’s the hot bodied one, probably fake ass like they all have, but at least she’s not the other pigs, making her worthy of looking at in the event we have to look at one of them.

Let’s hope she’s reading a book on ways to kill herself, or maybe it’s about how to photoshop yourself better…who cares..

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I posted Hailey Beiber’s rockin ass earlier today. She’s on vacation with her BFF Kendall Jenner, not that I believe these kinds of people can have friends, or any real relationships because they are fake as fuck….

I also believe that these kinds of people can have real asses because for some reason both Kendall and Hailey’s asses are rockin’ which is VERY suspicious to me.

I doubt they spend their days doing fitness to sculpt the ass, but rather spend money at the medi-spa to get their asses sculpted for them.

So here’s Kendall showing off her ass in a thong bikini, to show off her rockin’ ass, that is as far as we know a real ass, but that I don’t believe is a real ass because these people are all lying scumbag pieces of shit who are doing all they can to destroy society….even though society is already destroyed and is the only reason they exist as influential people to further destroy society…

Just be happy it’s not Kim.

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Kendall Jenner is on vacation with her Hailey Beiber friend, because the duo came up in this social media world together, at least Hailey Bieber came up in the social media world by riding the backs of Kendall Jenner, but Kendall needs fake friends in the fake world her fake family built for her, but hey, at least she’s rich.

She decided to wear a sheer dress, that is probably high fashion’s take on Fashionova stripper gear, which became a billion dollar company, which means her hot tits are pretty visible, her hot body looking alright, with what we’ll assume are real hips, but when it comes to these people, all that shit is fake….and she may even have a dick like her dad, maybe it’s her dad’s dick she keeps in her purse…I don’t fucking care, I’m looking at the nips.

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I know what you were thinking this morning when you woke up and that is that you need to see more Kendall Jenner in her underwear because she’s your most favorite Kardashian because of her long and lean body….since she’s a top model who bought her top model status thanks to her loving mom selling her soul to reality TV for the money. Not that she ever had a soul, but you know getting top model status from your sister being a whore and your mom being a fame whore, so that you don’t have to be a whore is a little annoying because I prefer origin stories to include “so I got the job cuz I sucked the producer off” and when you’re a Kardashian/Jenner, you don’t need to do any of that because they all suck their dicks, so they don’t have to suck the dicks. Tragic really.

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Kendall Jenner released a picture to get you into the Christmas spirit, which I’ll assume is the vibe or aesthetic the church was going for when they started the whole Christmas thing to celebrate the birth of the Messiah, Jesus Christ himself.

You know, nothing says holiest of holy like a bitch in some made in china Christmas lights to ring in the season that starts November 1st, at least at the retail level, like a bare ass with what looks like jizz all over her, which could be jizz all over her, you know to make the artistic vision complete….or to troll all the high paying ad deals they get as an LOL….

These soulless, demonic, ruining society as a whole, one family bulldozing their way through the minds of women everywhere, definitely know how to whore, even when they don’t have to, and they never get cancelled for it, people just throw more money at them, like their the featured show at the strip club people paid the high cover charge to see, only the patrons of their strip club are mainstream brands just trying to get endorsements from them fro the money….

IT IS A CONSPIRACY motherfuckers, but if it was JIZZ on her ass, it’d be pretty LOLZ…just continuing to break the rules, terms and conditions while being rewarded for it…..and the good news is that at least it’s not KYLIE or the monster Kardashian…

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Kendall Jenner, daughter of Bruce, who she is rumored to have been the vagina they molded to make into Bruce’s vagina out of old inverted dick, but that’s just a rumor and you can’t believe every meme you made that no one laughs to on the internet.

She took to Instagram, where she’s wearing a pair of tight up her ass pyjamas that she wants to seduce you all with by showing off her rounded instagram ass that you should appreciate because it’s not as disgusting as the rest of the family’s ass.

I appreciate the hiding of her pock-marked, bad skinned, monstrous face, so that I can focus on the long and lean lines she brings….

But the real cocktease is that with her face in the pillow, laying in the bed, shirt pulled up, she’s giving some serious “dead” vibes..

Now, I’m not a date rapist, but you probably are, and the whole fucking a half dead or totally dead so long as she’s still warm is probably hot to you, I am however a Kardashian hater and a dead Kardashian is a hot Kardashian, even when that Kardashian is a Jenner…..

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I don’t know if MOM-AGER KRIS KRINGLE JENNER is responsible for the shameless posts these girls put out to the internet on the semi-regular basis…

I just know that MOM-AGER KRIS KRINGLE JENNER is responsible for the Kim K sex tape and all that happened with it, which basically allowed them to be the people they ended up being, billionaires based on a mediocre at best fuck tape….wild….

I have had conversations with people within the adult industry who were involved in the release of the sex tape as well as people in the public relations business who were involved in the spinning of the story to maximize the exposure and bother said KRIS KRINGLE JENNER was involved in every step of the way, not necessarily a genius, but a solid whore who knows how to polarize whoredom….which is important.

So these girls were all raised by a skilled whore, so they either naturally know how to whore as part of their GENETIC code, or they’ve been trained, but like clockwork, when things get slow, they strip down.

Kendall, not the most interesting person in the world, but definitely the best looking Kardashian / Jenner has that thin body, big hipped body, little tit body and I’m not saying she’s hot, but she’s not fat and she’s a whore and she’s rich so she could be worse….she could be KIM….that would be worse..instead she’s rich from Kim taking dick in some boring ass sex tape….

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Kendall Jenner and her Boy Nips have been doing the rounds as they do….she is always showing off the tits….while not doing any favors that Bruce Jenner converted to WOMAN, as a diversion from the fact that Kendall Jenner was actually converted to WOMAN pre-puberty when just a little boy, growing up amongst the monsters that are the Kardashians….who you know don’t really integrate their BOY children so well into the storyline, so MAKE ANOTHER GIRL with science like her dad….

She’s an iconic top tier fashion model from a family of billionaires who get used by high fashion to sell product to vapid idiots who think that luxury items will make them appear cooler and more important in this retarded world of internet…and they feel important being used by high fashion brands because they get paid and can pretend they are worthy and I guess consistently showing off nipple is all part of FASHION baby, style baby, GOOD TIMES baby…..

I’ll stare at her possibly MAN tits, probably girl tits, since I don’t subscribe to the fact that she’s born a dude, I just know she was born into a pile of dog shit, but that’s just because Kris Jenner’s vagina has that effect.

POINT OF THE STORY – TITTIES!

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I don’t post paparazzi pics, because THEY killed Princess Diana and supporting that industry means other high profile people may be inconvenienced and die, and we can’t have that….we have to let these high profile people be high profile in peace so that they can collect their money off our backs, while enjoying the freedom of being ANONYMOUS…

I actually don’t post paparazzi pics because they are litigious and threaten me with lawsuits which can be fucking annoying, even if I have nothing for them to take from me, like THERE ARE NO ADS ON THE SITE BRO, why you gotta bother me, I’m just doing god’s work here by calling these demons out for being demoms…

So yeah, I don’t post paparazzi pics, BUT WHEN I DO, they are of getting out of car intentional because they are all fame whores panty flashes….

This along with the paparazzi bikini pic, the sheer top and nip slip is the FOUNDATION of these lame ass site’s I’ve been parodying for 2 decades that no one realizes I am parodying…

I’m just that good at the parody bro.

Her name is Kendall Jenner and I’m surprised she doesn’t have balls in this pic…

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