I know what you were thinking this morning when you woke up and that is that you need to see more Kendall Jenner in her underwear because she’s your most favorite Kardashian because of her long and lean body….since she’s a top model who bought her top model status thanks to her loving mom selling her soul to reality TV for the money. Not that she ever had a soul, but you know getting top model status from your sister being a whore and your mom being a fame whore, so that you don’t have to be a whore is a little annoying because I prefer origin stories to include “so I got the job cuz I sucked the producer off” and when you’re a Kardashian/Jenner, you don’t need to do any of that because they all suck their dicks, so they don’t have to suck the dicks. Tragic really.

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