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2017

28

Mar

Kendall Jenner is Still Not Hot of the Day

Kendall Jenner is such fucking garbage…but you can see her nipples and average at best face….she got from her dad turned momma….while she lip syncs some Marilyn Monroe scenes / songs / in different outfits…in one of the easiest videos to produce ever…

I guess in her defence, not that anyone should ever defend a garbage Kardashian who along with her family is better off dead….with their greed and disgust in their no talent beyond knowing how to sell product to retards…thanks to being born into a family that knows how to sell product to retards….because they are whores…and thus get booked for shit…like she matters…and thinks she matters…because I guess when they world things you matter – you matter.

I like that she’s not fat and dumpy like her sisters, you know she’s got the white genes…probably Bruce’s only child that he birthed through his man pussy – but what do I know…very little that’s the answer…very little…

The fact this is considered art, talent, anything of value just shows you how pathetic the low expectations of the content of the times are…really…step it up…give me something, anything of value to deal with…garbage people.

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2017

20

Mar

Kendall Jenner Lingere Shoot for La Perla of the Day

Kendall Jenner just got paid a lot of money, I’m predicting well over a million dollars to be a hooker body for the panty company that may not be Victoria’s Secret, but Kendall already walked for Victoria’s Secret and thus La Perla wants to lock her into some exclusive contract deal to be the panties that cover her rank little exploited cunt…cunt…..

The whole thing is stupid because she’s really not all that hot…but she’s got followers, she pushes product and brands like throwing money at dog shit….as long as it is rich dog shit….that people seem to like because she’s not as vile as her monster sister…because she’s the white one..

Terrible…overproduced, over paid trash…maybe I’m just a traditionalist is my lingerie catalog pics…make them like some 70s sears catalogs or what’s the fucking point….but I guess in the 70s…Sears only had 1,000,000 dollars a year in budget for the lingerie catalog including shipping…and couldn’t afford a Kendall Jenner and her stupid inflated bullshit…so look at us now..the supermodel concept that should have never been….because hot bitches will post naked for free….created this money grubbing troll monster…who just doesn’t seem to die..

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2017

13

Mar

Kendall Jenner – Lingerie Shoot of the Day

Just when you figure the Jenners are going to disappear. Like their joke, prank or troll that put them on the map in the first place, fizzles…you know assuming the general public will realize that they are a fucking scam, a joke, not a real model….but rather a skinny enough promo model from instagram with a huge following thanks to her whore sister and the empire and staff they have running her shit…leveraging each one to build the collective unit to make billions of marketing dollars….you hear teen girls at the mall you’re at buying panties for strangers talking about what Kylie Jenner was up to that day…which if you were wondering involved launching a new cosmetic…cuz she uses a lot of cosmetics….and Kim was seen wearing YEEZYs…because people follow these people, love these people, watch their shows and feel connected to these people…

So when I see a girl pretending to be a model, but getting paid to actually be a model, because people and brands are fame whores…

I don’t get it, but I’ll stare at her lingerie shoot, even if it’s not hot…because my life is pathetic and whether she’s a model caliber to me….despite being a celebrated model to the world…her in her lingerie is probably a better way to stare at her…

This is as good as she gets, best hair, make-up and lighting and remains…average at best, but rich and people love rich…here’s rich…

Kylie Jenner was in spandex or a tight outfit while this Kendall thing was going on…

She was also at a restaurant in a fake see through outfit…

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2017

08

Mar

Kendall Jenner’s Weird Shaped Body Takes a Traditional Selfie of the Day

Kendall Jenner posted this picture of herself taking a traditional selfie with a film camera in the mirror like it was the 50s and 60s…in an era pre iPhone..or instagram…where people like Kendall Jenner would probably not exist, or be hit celebrities, or average looking girls the industry pretend are models, because they want the followers she’s got to buy their shit…and if the world thinks she matters who are they to fight it…..

She’s got some weird shaped body, typical Kardashian, where nothing is real but the money they scam…and I don’t find her hot or interesting, or standout at all…

Here she is in some “I am a Woman”….for Women’s Day…because W Magazine knows how to Pander….this needs to be Parodied it’s so bad…but I’ve posted it 3 times thanks to women’s day being such a dumb frucking concept….especially when puppet’s like Kendall actually think they are progressing the woman species…when really they are just exploitative tabloid cunts about it…

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2017

21

Feb

Kendall Jenner Morning Nipples of the Day

I’ve posted at least one of these images before, but like the Kardashians as a whole, they just keep on fucking multiplying, like the rodents, or snakes, or monsters they are….It’s like don’t get them wet or feed them after midnight, or they just multiply, and each one will be their unique brand of boring, lame, uninteresting, not very hot, dog shit that plays itself up to be fucking legendary, innovative, inspiring…I’d hate to be around these people, the egos, and the attitude from everyone feeding them fucking money and praise…and the whole “haters gonna hate so I don’t let it bring me down and make me kill myself”….while the only thing that will bring them down and make her or all of them kill themselves is when the world / America / everyone stops following them. Protests them. stops watching them. Stops paying them….and that will probably never happen, and these idiots know it, because they keep fueling the fire…they keep bringing out tits on different versions of their host Kim….and it’s fucking terrible…but so representative of the low level of expectations in content that America has….

Seriously…

The worst…

But she’s a model now, because society decided that, thanks to her deciding that, and that’s all that matters….because with models comes nipples, nipples I hope are forgotten eventually, so that they develop a drug addiction and sucide….

SELF DESTRUCT….but she won’t…her life is too good…assholes..

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2017

17

Feb

Kendall Jenner Nipples of the Day

Kendall Jenner and her generation of fake models are very into showing their nipples…because it’s a generational thing, they are young feminists…they grew up on porn and nipples still get them attention while allowing them to pretend that they are totally on some activist kick…depsite being vapid money grubbing cunts…

This is shot by their friend who they are giving a shot at “celebrity”…in that she’s taking all their slutty pics…not that this is that slutty, it’s all so fake and bullshit….and playing make belief while it actual works because the world is lazy and allows it…

Garbage – Kardashian Related Youthful nipples..

Here’s kylie cuz you can’t have one without the other…she’s the weirdly shaped one that I’m excited to see turn to KYLE you know following her dad’s footsteps into trying different genders…because they are useless spoiled brats who ride other people’s success…

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2017

10

Feb

Kendall Jenner See Through Outfit of the Day

Kendall Jenner is a very important model who shows her tits on the internet…and on the runway – because she’s so fucking classy…and luxurious like her gutter porn family and all their disgusting behavior….

What a fucking joke, looking at her walking her model walk you know her dad/mom trained her for when she was a little girl because it was the onlything IT could relate to her on…

SHe’s making this serious face, like she’s all serios…anothing thing she’s worked on and the whole thing…fucking terrible…but you can see her ass cheeks and even some nipple…because everyone shows their nipples…it’s the internet generation…

She’s not even good looking – what is this shit…

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2017

23

Jan

Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid See Through in Paris for Fashion Week of the Day

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I know this isn’t about Trump, or the Women’s march…where women everywhere came together and were activists together because I guess it was more fun that doing the dishes, laundry, cooking dinner….

Where husbands everywhere were forced to eat take out, while listening to the women in their life spew some shit about equality…even though that’s got nothing to do with Trump, or the fact he grabs pussy, because clearly all these bitches like money, and having their pussies grabbed, making them seem totally delusional to pretend to be offended by it…but I guess delusion is the way things work….especially when actors, who are the most delusional greety, narcissist pigs, trying to relate to the people…terrible…

So the little pigs who objectify themselves, and know the value of tits, like Bella and Kendall thanks to their dads being well…not Kendalls, being rich guys who fuck hookers who become their moms…continuing to breed “look pretty, hang out with other rich people, enjoy life”…..

So mesh shirts…not telling trump to suck their dicks…as politics are always boring and tits aren’t…is what we should focus on…

Little rich slut…dreams..

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2017

18

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Nipples of the Day

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Kendall Jenner has nipples that she shows off in her dress – because it’s a red carpet event and the red carpet events mean there are countless photographers ready to take her picture and without her nipples exposed…does it even count as her being there…does she even matter….will she get the kind of attention her family wants her to get at the event…

The movie is Oceans 8, it’s the tampon version of Ocean 12, where a bunch of women including Rihanna, Sandra Bullock, Anne Hathaway, Cate Blanchett try to steal a bunch of tampons or whatever it is girl heist movies are about….maybe it’s stealing a baby because one of them is infertile…or it could just be stealing hearts…but whatever the story is…it’s a terrible fucking idea…and there was no need for the girl’s version of an Oceans movie…when there are all the ideas in the world…so why brand it something people already know…because people are morons and need to be fed things they already know…

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2017

17

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Keeping Mom Off her Back with Bikini Pics of the Day

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Kendall Jenner posted her family duties, some kids empty the dishwasher, other’s post erotica – half naked images to their social media…to shut their mom up and participate to the family’s wealth…

Because it’s very possible, doubtful, but possible, that this entitled twat doesn’t actually give a fuck about updated shit to her social media. She may be the rare girl who isn’t obsessed with posting up nonsense, showing off that she’s young, fit and rich….because she’s already there…and social media is dumb…

Meaning…that someone is pushing her “did you post your tits yet”….the same someone who turned Bruce into a bitch, and Kim into a Pornstar she was able to reposition as a whatever the fuck Kim is…

The point is, these Kardashians are easy to hate, but they aren’t masterminds, the mom is…and they are just pawns in her tactics…because posting on social media is fucking annoying and even vapid cunts who love themselves and want to show themselves off to the world…find it annoying to do…but you gotta do it to keep getting paid…so do it…Kendall Does….

The only intersting thing in this, other than the bikini jacked up to her neck, is her hip to waist ratio…she’s skinny, but this looks abnormal…in a good way…like a photoshop accident or something..

I’m into it….I am just not into anything else about this plastic, bullshit trash that reminds me how terrible the world we live in – actually is…

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2017

05

Jan

Kendall Jenner, Joan Smalls and Lara Stone for V Magazine of the DAy

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Here are the cover girls of the latest issue of V Magazine….The very important Kendall Jenner, Joan Smalls and Lara Stone…

It’s some bullshit tattoo scene where you can see the most important model of them all…Kendall Jenner with her panties pulled down for an ass tattoo…because she’s the kind of girl who will let anyone brand her just so long as it gets her paid or a stamp of approval that allows her to really believe she’s an actual model…because she is an actual model….the world has created her and made her one…dreams do come true when the world is a bunch of fucking groupies…who will attach themselves to anything with money….fascinating…

But not as fascinating as the story that one of these models (lara stone) send me legal letters to take down her pics…something I find wonderful…

Update – Lily Aldridge got in on this shit…

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2016

23

Dec

Kendall Jenner Posts Underwear Fetish Pics for Money of the Day

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You gotta appreciate a whore, no matter what her price is, because at least she’s getting paid for what all these other tricks are doing for free..and getting paid is all that matters in this materialistic world, it’s like why not get paid for what you would be doing for free….since it takes a certain kind of hooker to get naked in pictures for social media…like mass mainstream sexting….something so many girls are doing, just not the girls I want to see doing it, because the second a girl posts panties on her social media, or even bikini pics, I see the thirsty, eager cunt she is…and I write her off…and you’d be surprised how many glorious, brilliant, classy, hot women there are out there who don’t buy into the whole get naked on social media…and the reality is, when you get them to bang you, the sex is far more amazing…because they aren’t laying there on their phone tracking likes…

This is a garbage part of our society, but there are still great people who think it’s fucking dumb, and don’t participate….and this Jenner, is a Jenner, she was doomed before she even started, born into it….and getting paid to do it…makes it all the more better….it’s the troll of the century…brands paying girls to sext the world…what….

It’s the low levels that wish they were Kendall that are the fucking problem….either way, let’s help her make that Christmas bonus, delivering that campaign that she probably made well over a million dollars on, even though she woulda done it for free – cuz that’s how thirsty works…

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2016

14

Nov

Kendall Jenner’s Butt Selfie Video for La Perla of the Day

I believe that the only thing interesting about the Jenner’s is that their dad may or may not have chopped off his dick, and even that isn’t that interesting, it is a testament of how crazy their media controlled life is…it’s like how strong is your mental capacity after you’ve been pimped out to the world…at what point do you fucking break….it’s bound to happen.

But until it does, Kendall Jenner remains the uneventful celebrity “model” who gets work because o fher massive social media reach and not because she’s actually hot…she’s ok…skinny…but average really…nothing exciting…even when in underwear videos of her taking BUTT Selfies…

I still think this would be more comedic if it was her father turned second mother, because old weathered trannies have more edge, darkness and demons…while this one remains vapid, and loving life, because she hasn’t crashed and burned yet….

They all crash and burn…it’s just a matter of time….so I anxiously await…and hope that her and her family don’t follow TRUMP’s lead to be the next reality show celebrity president…

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2016

10

Nov

Kendall Jenner is a Real Model with Other Models of the Day

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The only thing interesting about the Jenner’s is that their dad chopped off his dick, and even that isn’t that interesting, it’s more a “would you do it for the story” if you had the opportunity to do it situation…

So every time I see Kendall Jenner, I think…”If only she was her father turned mother, then she’d have a hook, or anything more than just a vapid social media audience and a weird career as a model when she’s not a model but rather a social media person..”….

You know, we could have conversations as to whether it’d be gay despite it looking like a girl, provided you know about the chop….or whether it’s only gay when the prostate they don’t remove makes it cum out of its clit…

But rather we have a “why is she in campaigns, she’s so average”…and the ever present reminder that TRUMP is president because of social media…so social media makes dreams come true…just not my dreams…

Other models in this shoot are Isabelli Fontana and some asian..

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2016

04

Nov

Kendall Jenner 21st Birthday Dress of the Day

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Kendall Jenner turned 21….which means she probably had her first alcoholic drink as American girls do when they turn 21….because there is no way she’s been railing lines of prescription pills to manage her busy life as one of the leaders in instagram modeling, you know because her instagram modeling went so viral that along with FIT TEAS and other nonsense teeth whitening products she’s paid to promote…like a low level half naked instagram bitch…she’s also in magazines that pretend to be legit but that are just about the followers…like everyone else seems to be in the world…because followers seems to be the dick measuring test to know if you actually exist, if you actually have substance, if you’re actually human….but I’d argue all these plastic, bullshit, followed people…are anything but human…or just the worst qualities of humans…and for that they shouldn’t be celebrating birthdays…they should be having funerals….kill them off…but no one cares enough to kill them off..they are more into just double tapping their bullshit instagram pics…

Garbage…

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