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2021

12

Nov

Kendall Jenner Braless of the Day

Kendall Jenner who we’re going to assume is part of the OCCULT with her entire family, something I guess we already knew but didn’t really understand until seeing the Travis Scott concert distraction that had all kinds of Satanic imagery on her Mom’s birthday of all days…interesting gift…

I know that most people don’t believe in satanists, or luciferians, or witches casting spells on the people, but it really is the ONLY explanation that makes sense to me when cross referencing the Kardashian fame.

I was just talking to a dude about how success is random, some people can work at it forever, devote their life to it and never hit. The most amazing photographer never seen. The most insane viral video that just doesn’t get picked up….while some other asshole can shit out an idea and become a star overnight…

The Kardashians prior to the sex tape and the show and the social media marketing agency and product lines that got them stupid rich, before the dad was cutting off his dick in some weird ritual, before any of that…maybe back to when Nicole Brown was sacrificed for their cause….the Kardashians could have just been totally ignored, yet here we are dealing with them daily like they matter.

If that’s not witchcraft, I don’t know what is…

But yeah, you can not believe in any of that, but it’s hard to argue that THEY don’t when everything they do is so evil…

Except when they wear tops to show off their round as fuck tits….are they real, is any of this real, who fucking knows, but the tits are round and that’s fun….

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2021

28

Oct

Kendall Jenner in her Lingerie from a Weird Angle of the Day

If the Kardashians know anything, it’s how to turn a pile of shit into gold, by spraying it with gold spray paint and calling it gold, because are so fucking dumb, they believe everything that they are told…

They may not know much, they may not do much, but the are smart enough to hire people who do….I guess…I mean smart enough for them, not for the rest of us who need to be polluted by their garbage smut….

I don’t blame Kendall, the hottest of the pigs, because she was born into this shit…

But what they do know, besides shamelessness is their angles, their filters, all the ways to FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT….so Kendall distorted like this to look long and thin in a comedic way, like a parody, all exaggerated, which clearly they are making fun of themselves, KIM K needs these angles to LIVE her best virtual life as a midget with a four foot wide ass….

Thanks to her family, girls everywhere are doing this shit, basically already turned into AI, or VIRTUAL characters, AVATARS, fully ready for the UPLOAD TO THE SINGULARITY METAVERSE cuz real life to them, despite how amazing it is, is scary….THANKS KARDASHIANS for pushing the vapid agenda…at least ya’ll got rich from it while SOCIETY collapses..

IN conclusion, Kendall’s pretty hot bodied…skinny is a currency…even though she’s still garbage genetically…..TRASH…

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2021

21

Oct

Kendall Jenner Ass of the Day

Kendall Jenner may represent all evil…you know everything terrible about society, social media, marketing, manipulation of the people to sell them product….her family is all part of the fall of society but she was just a kid and not to blame for it…she’s just going through the motions of being an influencer turned fake model because she can push product they don’t mind telling her she’s model worthy when we know what actual models look like…not acne ridden face filtered dog shit…I’ll tell you that….

But luckily, a family built on ass, likes to show off their ass, and as the skinny and athletic one with the most normal ratio, normal body, not so clown-like and silly, like it’s mocking us….because this ass is round enough for you to want to play basketball with it….using your mouth. If I was to write a poem about Kendall Jenner, the word I would force rhyme with would be anal….Kendall/anal…Kendall/Anal…Kendall/anal…that is the poem…I am art…

If you pretend that her pussy wasn’t the pussy they moulded to make Bruce’s pussy….not because it’s necessarily the hottest pussy he’s seen, but it is the hottest pussy he’s made, so make it realistic because if there’s one thing I know about the Kardashians, it’s that everything they do is be as realistic as possible….right…TOTALLY AUTHENTIC people.

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2021

18

Oct

Kendall Jenner Puffy Nipples of the Day

Here’s some Kendall Jenner showing her nipples, barely, but enough for you to see the shit stains an their puffiness, which would be more exciting if she wasn’t always showing her fucking tits like some low level sex worker, since low level sex work has done well for their family….remember that Kim K sex tape, they turned that into billions of dollars because society was ready to become mindless shills envious and distracted by rich people and their bullshit contrived storylines…

Like how Kourtney Kardashian and that creep Travis Barker who didn’t die in a plane crash, just caught on fire, and likely made a deal with the devil officially to survive.

I don’t really hate Kendall, I just don’t think she’s anything but average, and in being average, she’s hotter than the rest of her family, except maybe her dad and his fresh YOUNG pussy made out of his old ass balls….

I just hate what they all represent, like telling me they are important, interesting, talent, or funny…is an attack on my BRAIN…

Telling me Kim K and her weird ass body is what women are supposed to look like…is an attack on my brain…and my dick….these filtered muppets are only good at one thing, lying to the people, and dumbing them down, because the people are so miserable they feel like they HAVE to go along with this, instead of listening to their INSTINCT and realizing they are smelling SHIT, not Kardashian perfume I am sure they are selling.

Encouraging young girls to follow their lead….is an attack on our society that’s already doomed…

Labeling her a TOP MODEL, when she’s not at all model-like, is just a fucking lie, but technically she’s a paid model who does model shit, so it’s less of a lie than their other lies….

BUT PUFFY nipples in a sheer shirt’s good times…I mean this is a better use of her time…maybe the more real thing she did, except when she’s taking a selfie in a sheer top…that’s pretty much her talent and I’m good with her really committing to that talent…instead of all the other shit they do.

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2021

05

Oct

Kendall Jenner Bikini of the Day

Kendall Jenner is part of the EVIL and DESTRUCTIVE family that is getting paid stupidly, so they don’t care that the public are weak and buy into their nonsense…they buy into any agenda being pushed and the people with the real money, I’m not talking the corporations paying the Kardashians for marketing help, I’m talking the people at the fucking top of those corporations who need those foot soldiers..

With that, this one has managed to make the “rich kid” who could have been fine doing nothing, became a massive fashion model, while not being hot enough to be a fashion model, even though there’s been some ugly fashion models…they’ll just hand that title out to anyone who pushes product for them…which used to be called “SALES PERSON” not “Model” or “Face of the Brand” because they only care about sales…tragic…

Not as tragic as her dad being the figurehead of the war on women, by saying that women aren’t women anymore, anyone who wants to be a woman can be a woman, despite not having lady parts, yet they still end up cutting off their dicks, even though they don’t have to cut off their dicks to be a woman by their own logic, sine being a woman is dead…and men are moving in….full mental health breakdown…that’s gone international…and is in the schools being pushed on the kids…while I remember a time when trannies were reserved for sex work..

Now I don’t care if a man wants to be a woman, pretends to be a woman, but I recognize it’s mental…but not as mental as the POSSIBILITY that Kendall’s fleshlight was used for Bruce’s pussy design….ok…

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2021

28

Sep

Kendall Jenner Underboob of the Day

Look, it’s a Kardashian/Jenner hero struggling her way through the pandemic, not in mask, showing face, and bikini body because if you’re rich enough, the world doesn’t get mad at you for not locking yourself in your basement with an oxygen tank you stole from your dentist’s office after saran wrapping the doors so that the germs don’t seep into the room, but in the event they do, you’ve got a vat of hand sanitizer to help you power through it…

The world doesn’t get mad at the Kardashian/Jenners and their traveling non stop through a pandemic because they have work to do, brands to push, things to see…they have already accepted them as a superior class of human they NEED out there living so they don’t have to….

Now I don’t think that the Jenners in Bikinis on Boats living a better life than you is a big deal, she’s worked hard for this, or sold her soul for this shit, who knows…I just think it’s funny that people are so outraged except against celebrities and that’s weird….but not as weird as my enjoying her in a bikini when I should be outraged too.

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2021

21

Sep

Kendall Jenner Ass of the Day

Kendall Jenner’s struggling her way through the pandemic, as so many of the rich and famous are, you know doing their private jet traveling to Jamaica when the middle class can’t, you know whether it’s for travel advisories, following the rules, or lockdowns, or testing and vaccine measures, maybe because you don’t like wearing masks, but since you’re not at the Emmys you’re forced to….

What I am trying to say is that THANKFULLY Kendally Jenner gets out in her thong bikini, where she gets to go to all those touristy places that are overly excited to have some business, all while not having to deal with the crowds that they typically deal with, making travel far more relaxing for people who would normally be terrorized by the fans, because social media has made these garbage people the leaders of other garbage people…

The good news is that her ass looks alright, probably not the kind of thing you’d expect the locals to be all that excited about, I’ve been on a flight to Jamaica decades ago, and half the plane was filled with obese white women with their half white babies coming to see their dad…you know targeted resort pregnancies…to add some spice to our lives…but still a decent ass on what we can assume is a piece of shit human based on everything they’ve told us about themselves…in this social media transactional infomercial existence we live in.

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2021

26

Aug

Kendall Jenner Nude of the Day

Kendall Jenner is bullshit..but you can’t just hate on a bitch who is taking the opportunities that land on her lap from her shitty famous family who positioned themselves as the ultimate AVON LADIES pushing bullshit on social media, turning everyone into some commodity no one needs, selling product you don’t need, MONETIZE MONETIZE MONETIZE…the worst of capitalism…before the actual WORST of capitalism happened with this whole Big Pharma controlled pandemic lie…

Anyway, she’s long and lean, I can get down with looking at her naked body, despite being an ugly person in an ugly family that represents all that is ugly out there…

So if she’s overpaid, a reminder that society is doomed, that society is a bunch of dick sucking followers trying to have dick sucking followers of her own…and this is a campaign for her brand, that unfortunately doesn’t feature her BRUCE JENNER BUILT PUSSY….you know athletic compared to the other pussy he built…so he used it as his fleshlight mould they used to sculpt his penis into…evil.

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2021

18

Aug

Kendall Jenner Ass of the Day

Kendall Jenner is part of the evil agenda, whether you believe in evil or not, the Kardashians may not know this about themselves, and they likely think they were clever to get on the social media marketing business early on by poaching the staff from the media company that was running their social media….

I am convinced this could have happened for any family, if they were positioned properly….and nothing they did was really impressive.

Kim launched a sex tape to launch their reality show with Ryan Seacrest, which normally wouldn’t end up on TV based on the leaked sex tape, but for whatever reason, no one gave a shit that she was a porn chick, who signed a porn contract before releasing her porn tape, that doesn’t matter, let’s SELL PRODUCT….gutter….

I mentioned this is the morning hangover dump, Kim K was second tier and would have done anything for a dollar or attention or both…and it worked out and the worst thing about it is that the people, the masses, probably the same people who get vaccinated, will do whatever the fuck they see the Kardashians do because they are just that empty and brainwashed….it is all by design, nothing is random…

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2021

03

Aug

Kendall Jenner Bikini of the Day

This is the hottest of the Kardashians in a bikini selfie because they are all a bunch of whores, but don’t blame them, blame society…they’re just ahead of the curve and figured out how simplistic your content needs to be to get people to buy whatever bullshit you’re selling, but more importantly, to think that you’re important…when you’re not..

Everyone positions Kris Jenner as this mastermind who made billions of dollars for the family and the reality is if she was so smart, why did it take a sex tape to make this shit happen and why didn’t se get her start in the 80s when the first of her monster troll daughter crawled out of her DEMON HOLE…

The point is that they knew how to sugar baby and whore out on a micro level, they just scaled that the macro level, and the internet was a great tool for that….

I assume they were cast or hired to do this, maybe by secret agent Ryan Seacrest, who spun the sex tape into a billion dollar hit TV show that people surprisingly watch and like, because I clearly forget how dumb society is…and now they are figureheads for being famous for just being you, while being influential enough to push anything they are paid enough to promote, from medicines you don’t need…to shapewear you don’t need….to tequila we don’t need…as their line their shitty pockets..

As a whole, they’ve turned society into a bunch of narcissistic fucks taking slutty selfies for attention, making things pretty trashy and porny, and I guess I shouldn’t give them credit for that, clearly we were headed in that direction, they just helped it really go mainstream…because there was a time girls weren’t bikini selfies for attention or money…there was a time you had to BEG for a panty pic…and now that shit is everywhere and free…I don’t complain, I like sluts…I love sluts…I really love sluts…I just think it’s more fun when there’s more challenge involved, more interaction in our transactional love, less desperation from the women involved….because money isn’t everything, being a whore isn’t everything, but people have lost sight of that…so here is this…

The good news is she’s not the troll sisters or the dad who cut his dick off cuz he’s mental…it’s the hotter one…who isn’t that hot, but who’s body is…and that’s good enough clickbait to keep her instagram working for her…

Trash.

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