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2021

03

Aug

Kendall Jenner Bikini of the Day

This is the hottest of the Kardashians in a bikini selfie because they are all a bunch of whores, but don’t blame them, blame society…they’re just ahead of the curve and figured out how simplistic your content needs to be to get people to buy whatever bullshit you’re selling, but more importantly, to think that you’re important…when you’re not..

Everyone positions Kris Jenner as this mastermind who made billions of dollars for the family and the reality is if she was so smart, why did it take a sex tape to make this shit happen and why didn’t se get her start in the 80s when the first of her monster troll daughter crawled out of her DEMON HOLE…

The point is that they knew how to sugar baby and whore out on a micro level, they just scaled that the macro level, and the internet was a great tool for that….

I assume they were cast or hired to do this, maybe by secret agent Ryan Seacrest, who spun the sex tape into a billion dollar hit TV show that people surprisingly watch and like, because I clearly forget how dumb society is…and now they are figureheads for being famous for just being you, while being influential enough to push anything they are paid enough to promote, from medicines you don’t need…to shapewear you don’t need….to tequila we don’t need…as their line their shitty pockets..

As a whole, they’ve turned society into a bunch of narcissistic fucks taking slutty selfies for attention, making things pretty trashy and porny, and I guess I shouldn’t give them credit for that, clearly we were headed in that direction, they just helped it really go mainstream…because there was a time girls weren’t bikini selfies for attention or money…there was a time you had to BEG for a panty pic…and now that shit is everywhere and free…I don’t complain, I like sluts…I love sluts…I really love sluts…I just think it’s more fun when there’s more challenge involved, more interaction in our transactional love, less desperation from the women involved….because money isn’t everything, being a whore isn’t everything, but people have lost sight of that…so here is this…

The good news is she’s not the troll sisters or the dad who cut his dick off cuz he’s mental…it’s the hotter one…who isn’t that hot, but who’s body is…and that’s good enough clickbait to keep her instagram working for her…

Trash.

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2021

20

Jul

Kendall Jenner Pussy Print of the Day

Kendall Jenner Pussy Print Bikini

Kendall Jenner is bringing you some obnoxious bikini selfie, not because it’s terrible, I mean she is the hottest of the Kardashians, so if we have to look at any of them, it might was well should be the skinny one with the solid ratio, even if she’s in front of her gold bath-tub because she’s a FANCY pussy, even though FANCY pussy can smell like dead animal, feces and sea creatures as much as broke ass pussy….just because it can afford the tonics and perfumes or gets gifted them…doesn’t make a bitch any less rank…if anything, the rich girls are the lazy ones, who are the more rank, NOT that I’ve ever hated rank pussy, I think it adds flavor, I’m just saying rich or not, it doesn’t make her hotter or more interesting, it may just make her hotter cuz she has a team of digital retouchers and plastic surgeons who cut off her dad’s dick and shaped it into a pussy.

I think the Kardashian Jenners have been a sign of the fall of society for the 10-15 years they’ve been around, and I find it hilarious that people buy into them or follow them like they matter, but I am not shocked by it or really that amazed, since most people are dumbed down idiots who just do what they are told….the crowds may make people rich as they accumulate the support of the masses….I think its’ called CRITICAL MASS OR THE TiPPING POINT….BUT that doesn’t mean the crowds know what the fuck they are doing because the second something better happens, their loyalty to pieces of shit like this will disappear….and for whatever reason, it just hasn’t yet….BUT I fucking hope it does….

Not that I mind her bikini selfies, I mean she’s got a good body, it’s just too much hype, too much affiliation to evil, and I truly believe this family are a national threat and have done irreversible damage to a generation….but check out her tiny titty tuesday tan line in the smut she creates…not bad.

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2021

06

Jul

Kendall Jenner Cameltoe of the Day

Kendall Jenner Pussy Print

I saw this important and amazing story earlier today or last night, I don’t really remember timelines, it could be dementia but aren’t you glad to be here with me through it….

The story was that girls in Norway or some other country will need to disclose if their photos are photoshopped when posting a #ad. So as part of disclosure of “I am making money telling you this is the best drink I ever had even though a month ago I told you this other drink was the best drink I ever had cuz I’m a vapid nobody loser who pushed products like an AVON LADY cuz it makes me look legit”….they have to say “and by the way, I edited my dick out of the photos like I was Kendall Jenner and her Dad…..

The reason they are doing this is simple….thanks to the shitty, ugly, vile, pitchmen that are the Kardashians, who have single handedly made billions of dollars making cute girls DESTROY themselves…because I really think that they are a product of where humanity was headed and I’d never give them credit that their impact was substantial, just because they failed upwards into the right place, but the truth is…they’ve changed the faces of so many with their popularity…and people should revolt….but that’ll probably only happen when the chemicals react in 20 years and all these women have their faces fall off…IT COULD HAPPEN…assuming the earth will be around in 20 years…

So seeing Kendall and her shorts jacked up her pussy….even as the hottest of the kardashians…is still fucking vile to me….just too many lies from terrible people…

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2021

24

May

Kendall Jenner Crop Top of the Day

Kendall Jenner represents a family that represents all that is wrong with society…

They fake their “hotness” and sex appeal, they built their celebrity off of porn, but instead of being cancelled, they got a hit TV show that I’ve never seen an episode of, but that I know fucking sucks…which allowed them to become the most irritating “Pitch Men” in the history of spokespeople who push shit you don’t need on the public…and they got very fucking rich in the process..

You know the Kardashians, you know they are evil and overrated, but masterful digital marketers….an d the only real redeeming Kardashian around is Kendall Jenner, which isn’t to say she should have ever been a “top model”…or that it wasn’t just because the family trained their audience to buy, so anyone who works with her convert sales, making her “pay for herself”….which in a world based on money grubbing is a good thing, people want to make more money…but in a world where I’d like to see more unique creative ideas put out there…rather than just idiots running after a paycheck..it’s all pretty fucking gross…

You see, even after they’ve made all their crazy money, they aren’t doing innovative things that progress society, they just do the bare minimum and I am sure they are responsible in part for the dumbing down of society…everyone trying to be an influencer….I just don’t understand how anyone subscribed to their bullshit, followed their bullshit, and tried to emulate their bullshit, whole buying all the bullshit they told them to buy…

HOWEVER, at least Kendall’s go that taller, skinny, less plastic looking body, even if everything this family does is face, except maybe for Bruce cutting off his dick, I think that was real….and fucking crazy.


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2021

06

Apr

Kendall Jenner And a Cock of the Day

I dont know if you’ve seen the uncensored Khloe Kardashian bikini picture that people are either mad about or rallying behind….by uncensored I don’t mean demonstrating her before and after penis enhancement pills….I mean unedited bikini pic that got accidentally posted where you see all her mangled scars and shit….looking all dumpy and monstrous and shit…not like the avatar version they all look like online wile running their billion dollar empire….but if you have seen that…google it….because the Kardashians are suing people who post it and as fun as that seems….it’s not worth it cuz she’s the monster one who gave hope to monsters everywhere by inspiring them to edit the shit out of their pics too….because they identify as hot chicks when they are ugly as fuck…you know…empowerment shit..

Anyway, I will post Kendall though, even if this is just an edited as fuck version of her, all pics on the internet are a lie, don’t believe this virtual life and TURN OFF THE NET…

But these edited pics of Kendall, even if they are fake, a lie, a cartoon version of her, are the best thing the Kardashians have to offer, I mean other than Bruce’s Female Ejaculation tutorial videos….and since they aren’t going anywhere…we might as well stare at the best of the worst that is likely still the worst!



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2021

25

Feb

Kendall Jenner Thong of the Day

Kendalls Ass looks good in this skimpy bikini, but the bitch is part of the worst fucking family in the history of the world, that is taking into account all of the most horrible families in the fucking world, and they lead in being the worst family in the world, by a LOT…

Them taking advantage of the state of the world, isn’t really something to blame them for, I mean society was waiting, as gaped and ready to be fucked by the team of Kardashian Jenners and their DIRECT MARKETING approach to their existence….

BUT they are still terrible money grubbing ugly people who push consumerism and products people don’t need for profit…while getting fake asses, tits and faces and in Bruce’s case…a vagina…all to keep the public dumb and injected with filler and I guess cock..

They aren’t interesting, funny, or a real contribution on a cultural level..they are worse than fast food, they but they get paid and for whatever reason…people are into that…I guess the moral code and values of our people is pretty fucking non existent now that God and Community is dead…so together with their VAPID leaders…they get to continue being vapid….and earning..

So her ass looks good, but it’s likely not even her ass, they are liars, they are scumbags, they are trash…no matter how many billions they’ve sucked out of the world with Kim’s vaccuum bag he calls her twat….

Then there’s the slutty hotel selfie from whatever Sheraton Kendall and her billions is getting fucked, or fake getting fucked cuz she’s actually a LESBIAN….who needs to pretend to date athletes to keep their mooching family plans alive…

On her screen is the words “HOW TO STEAL THE WORLD”….which may mean something to someone out there, it could be code for something, BUT….it’s also an old movie about a group of Scientists who go missing…so is Kendall telling us something she learned at the illuminati meeting with Satanists where they sacrificed Kanye?

I think she’s too empty and useless to be involved in any sort of warning society of what’s to come…but it’s nice to think she’s doing her part to save the world with her whore selfies for attention…that were likely initiated by her mom…making it all the weirder…

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2021

12

Feb

Kendall Jenner Potential Pussy Lip of the Day

Kendall Jener is promoting some tiny thong underwear for valentine’s day I guess….like the slut that she is…

Don’t ever forget the family empire was build on the fat sister getting fucked by a big black cock….only to spin it thanks to deals with whatever devil into some bullshit multi billion dollar scam that reminds me how dumb the general population is…why reward the trash and make them into these cultural icons that bring nothing but terrible fucking energy to the world…..I’ve been calling them terrorists and I will continue to call them terrorists whether they are better direct to consumer marketers than QVC or not….I don’t give a fuck if they can peddle products to idiots like a Flea market carni selling leather belts….I just think they suck…especially with the normalizing of muppet faces …and surgeries that people should be ashamed of but instead think make them hot…

So thanks to the ugly Kardashians, ugly girls everywhere are acting or thinking they are hot…it’s terrible…

That said, Kendall is the hot one in the family, even if her body in this thong looks weird to me….that pulled up to her neck, waist to hip ratio that doesn’t look natural, but could be natural, I can’t confirm or deny it is natural, I mean the most natural thing in the family is Bruce’s labia….

That doesn’t mean I won’t stare…angrily since there’s no bush peeking out…because bush would at least be noteworthy, viral and exiting…for bush lovers like me…instead it’s the bald Kardashian bikini wax look they have because without it, you see their true barn animal furriness.

I don’t buy into this trash being a top model, but at least she’s long and skinny while half naked…making the world proud or at least the mom proud as another kid shamelessly whores herself out for the cause….or for money…same thing.

All this to say, keep on inspiring your generation to be whores…it’s doing great for the content stream…so much slutty content out there….a win for us all and this bitch had her hand in it because people are fucking followers and follow these idiots…hopefully into posting their own micro bikinis…the skimpier they get the sooner IG will be about labia empowerment…let’s start with Bruce.



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2021

01

Feb

Kendall Jenner Fat Pussy Print of the Day

Kendall Jenner Fat Cameltoe Pussy Print

Kendall Jenner is one of the young trendsetters that everyone follows because everyone is a fucking idiot with no mind of their own…so small brained that they turn to the shittiest fucking family in the world…who possess zero positive or inspiring qualities other than their ability to make money off themselves…which is hardly a quality to have…hookers have the same quality and society hates them…so instead of saying “Yoooo….,these people are shit BROOO”….they are all into everything they do…so much that they even tried to lie to us into thinking that Kednall Jenner was super model quality, when we knew the brands just liked using her because it built their social media accounts…we aren’t dumb, well not all of us are dumb, but we’re all dumb in our own way I guess…and who fucking cares…digging on the Kardashians is pointless because everyone agrees they are garbage they just don’t actually mean it….

But yeah, trendsetters and the trend is cameltoe, so Kendall and Hailey Bieber and everyone in between are jacking their pants and shorts into their cunts intentionally, because cameltoe is the new cleavage I guess and as a person who stares at pussy first in every social encounter, I’m glad this is finally the trend instead of the inconvenience…because we’ve all seen girls pulling out frontal wedgies and thought “just leave it in girl, that’s what we like”..

So hate the kardashians, hate what they represent, hate their success and fancy things from gaming the internet like the cool kids the rest of the world look onto…but appreciate the cameltoe…knowing this is the pussy that Bruce molded to make his pussy….


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2021

29

Jan

Kendall Jenner See Through of the Day

Here’s Kendall doing her part to help the momentum and increase the value of her sister’s fat lady undewear company they call SHAPEWEAR, which skinny girls can use too.

You can see some nip, some shorts jacked in her cunt like she was her dad bruce showing off her new vagina, only the shapewear doesn’t give the full pussy show it should because it is designed to hold big gunts in….

This family is shameless and disgusting, but people buy what they them to do….and I’ll look at cunt so long as the busted down acne ridden muppet face is cropped out, why not…

Then below you will see her tooth brushing while hiding her cunt with a strategically placed bottle of some shit….that she’s probably trying to sell…these bitches are INFOMERCIALS…an the instagram fetishes get weirder and weirder as clickbait generator Kardashian produced Kendall Jenner garbage that people beleive the hype on because people are idiots, is now producing weird tooth brushing fetishes, like she just finished sucking a dick like KIM, or like she just woke up after sucking a dick like KIM, and all this time I thought she was a secret lesbian….but then I realize just because she’s brushing her teeth like she sucked a dick doesn’t mean she actually sucked a dick…it’s just the storyline we tell ourselves when trying to jerk off her tight pants…


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2020

15

Dec

Kendall Jenner and Hailey Bieber’s Pussy Definition Battle of the Day

As useless and vile as I think the Kardashians and their spinoff family member are, I will say that Kendall Jenner in leggings far outweighs her groupie fuck Hailey Beiber, who had to marry a pop star she groupied on, under the guise of “religion” to actually matter in the world….because doing it solo, through hanging with the Jenners and the Hadids didn’t get her famous or clout or even that many campaigns….I am sure some fell onto her lap and I am sure she feels like she’s super important but at her core she knows she’s just a rich kid mooch…entitled and mooching…who has been lucky enough to let Bieber use and abuse her knowing she’d never leave him because she’s a mooch…

While Kendall is just part of a family of marketers and direct sales champs who may represent all that is wrong with the world or society but are cashing in while doing that…so if anything they act as a beacon of “This is what is wrong with the system”…almost like they are myth busters letting us all know….a shitty rich family can become billionaires a few times over all thanks to the internet that is fiilled with idiots…so she’s just sort of an ambassador of all that we hate…while at least looking like she’s an actual model…with those long thin legs…

So clearly Kendall wins this PUSSY DEFINITION battle, because pussy definition is the new cleavage…and these are the influencers paving the way for young idiots to follow their influencing lead….

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